Sea Isle City Pioneer, 27 April 1883 IIIF issue link — Page 4

■BSH*W ') 1 '' k M» t nu iron a r i mumOat mou«> boiurauy If joa out. bet ««t biomi," vh • fooU*h fatbvr « udrice to hi s aoa. Get inuacy. if >oa oan huuattjj, makes bai a slight allriaitou io ths onter of tha wuni*. >'0t varim tho raatiiuaiit oon siderably. hmu ii uo laru la makium manor. It anew roth all thing*. u*ed rightly u la a powsr for good, and there i* lr^rtr onoogn la tho world to fona a totar a ■which tho tuaaa of huinanily could ba lift ■ too oorUia aitoat. oat of lie depth* of sorrow aad despair. Money wo most bat a for money make* (ha maro go. Bows caa utaka money who havo ao faoaltr for saving. Would roo aava you moat kaow how to daay thoaa who would borrow and never repay, aa wall aa thorn who beg almply Uacaew they are too lacy to work. Tbara aro mau who never want to are you except to aak the favor of a loan. thay will aak for /net one word with you. aad thai ooa word u aura to ba wtunty. aa Imperunioo* fallow mat a rich aoquoiutanoa, and not liking to aak diiadly for a loan, aaid, "Friend Smith, if you had tea dollar* in your Docket, and 1 woe to ask you forth# loan of five, bow many would remain la your |ockat?" "tan dollar* , to be wire," replied the rich man, without a mumeut's haaitatlon. lia had gumption, and knew too mnoh to part with bra money by any aooh mlf ,jf aubtraction. ob, I aee, aaid the iupacunioua man thna rebuffed 11a waa able to owe. Ilo ear - one of the Micawber *ort always waiting for something to tarn up. liow like aotue paoi'la who are alck. They think to get well DfleMing disease take care of ileal?. But ■una do not heal UtameeWa*. and too lata their victims full often And thi* out to their sorrow aa death seize* upon them. Had they been wise in time they might have added many years to their leAae of life The cure was nigh them, as it is nigh to all who read this mad ley. Those paragraphs tall the story, as a patient perusal will prove. Thoee who have keen insight and ean read between the lines may solve the oonundrum the sooner for it, but opou all, light will dawn ere they reed the Anal word of oar story. Ugkt will dawn, we *..iJ. and eo ii will, light of hope and help. Light is what a oertain individual wanted. Mr. Jones we will aak! him. Ha was very nick, (kmsumtvUun had fastened its fangs upon him. He had long neglect**] catarrti, and laughed at the idea of taking anything for it when advised to do eo. end eo want from bad to wore*. Hi* lungs became <1Ucam*1, a backing, churchy urd effugh racked him almost to pieces, and be was fa»t wasting away. a mare shadow of his former self, ho scarcely slept at all at night, or slept only to dream horrible dreams. Talk of nightmare! a whole circo» troupe, horses and all, seemed , to make bis b.*i the aiena of their wild per- I formancen. In this case money did not make (ha mare go, for he spent a deal of money ou doctor* and physio* and was nothing betn-rud. He ste little, and was ! fast going down to an on timely grave, leav lag his wife a widow and las four bright children orphans, when, lo! on one eveulful night ha dreamed for once a bright and happy dream, which our next paragraph will Death, the blaok-risaged monster, had until then stared him in the face, but the dream brought him hope. Ha saw a bright, white-robed angel in his dream, wlio saud, MI soma to bring you good news- Hsre is your cure— euro, safe, Laruilmn, prompt and reliable. Get well and seek to take health thereby to others. Behold the cure!" With these wurds the angel was gone, but ere the trail of light which followed him tiad vanished the dreamer sew glittering In the light three golden letlom-G. M. D. "What ean it mean!"' be said to himself, as he awoke from his slumber. "I have tied a Good Many Dreams before, but never such as this." Hurtled and surprised be aroused hie wife aaid to her related bis vision. Alas, •he could not solve the problem, lleinembaring all the medical ad vice, and the phyeic. and tie eirisnee Involved since her husband became sick, she vxpressed the hope that the letters were not intended to suggest that t Good Many Doctor* must yet be cu>i*ulted in addition to all that had been mtt-nicusd. Be groaned in reply and remarked that if he had to consult any more there would have to be a Gold Mine Discovered in order to pay l^tir Every day for a week be and his faithful spouse searched diligently for a koy to the problem. In the dictionary, in each * newspapers as they happened to have, in books, ou placards on the walls— <-vrr>\>liero they sought— hoping to And s clew. Letters stand for words, and they hoped to light "the words that should suggest the cure. ■Grieved Many Days over their lack of I tuck, as they said, and the Good Man aed again aud sgsla. but saw no more angels Hops deferred makcth the heart aicL "Oh, that the angel had Guided Me Definitely and Given More Directions," he exclaimed, again and ngaip. Nearly two weeks bad elapsed since the night o/ the Great Mysterious Drearu, when there came to the house a pamphlet Tired with his eshansttug office work, whiah be dNjMttA detenulniug if wneRils to die in the harness, Jonee was about to throw the pamphlet In the Are when something prompted him to examine 1L barely, thought he, hero can be nothing that will F»m» this Gloom Most Distressing, or Give Msu Disheartrr ed, any relief. Poor man, he had worked letters over in hi* mind, and made so many combinations with them, that they occurred In almost every sentence he altered. They entered even into his pray, eta. Heart* Grant Me Deliverance, be wookl say, nor let disease Grind Me Down, aad ao forth, ml infinitum, and a mile or tee beyond. Mentally tortured and suffering in ever] fiber of his body, what wonder that Km read page after nege of the pamphlet- It was a work ou diseases, and in the mnrhic state of Ms mind it* contents seemed to anil him. It <i>oke of almost every disease that flesh is heir to, bat oh, loyt as he rnad, a GM wipes Most Delightful of -ikribl stole In ■hulfi! ",*d Everybody In the house heard him cry •treks, end rushed to the room to bear what be bud found. All sspected to see some Great Miracle Done, and then came the ex- i pit nation. Simple, of ooarae bnt why had he not thought of it l-efore? Oh, what a reveiawpol Her# was hope for him and for all mmbpttm Here, hope for suffering friends and neighbor*. That night heaenrue could sleep, but when be did. he again saw s bright virion of golden leticr*,Tn fact, s Glitter i I tg Monogram Deciphered readily, and reading o. m. d.; end again p. p. p.. and yet again V. p.; and one huge p, around which these Others were entwined, and then w. d m. a. au the letters MaefisA yet eueh Was di-iinrt. All be had seen in the hook, all he again saw in hi. vl«ion. Dream Mod Glorioea. D. M. O - G. M. P. - Again he rang the changes: backward, forward, wwnr way. Gold \UU1 Deserved. M. Q. D.— Misery's Great IVHrefer.— ttU • time would fail to tell them sit p. p. p. stood for Perfeot Pea or lhomierri for enf fame. and sweet release from prostrating Purgatorial rains. And again f. p, waa Freedom Promised. and hart ward. p. p., It tismms Pain Flees. Now he oouH) gel writ, andouce well, h* would be a muwloosry* a Otad Mierionary Devoted to the w,.rk of telling other* terar they might get deBveranee. He went ihr^igh the i let of diseaeee among th we of Ma own aoqvatalanee, from • >ak*luMnsr)n, whose torpid liver gnve him soMMtoidwkruiil ■ever* hlUous^at tacks, httBSiOenerul B — — , who wflnasnear the grave as he. And for »(l these, no well aefor hlmvlf, the CJ rave May lh>apiMw«r from annul virion, and had, may be Given M..ro Decade* of life than they had honed to have year*. Agaioel the saider eases he mok«! marked Q.l/^^t%HMinw),^,s'rr Deetk. which he so lone had dreaded but sum s thing— oh . no sswoU better, aa we shall went everj where amon : Ms friendl sad neighbors telling of hi* goal fortune and •howtng the stek and the suffering how th* w

oil ■■ 1 i wmmmmmmm oiighihk healed Bod.s lkoghed and toe tinned to soffH, rsfoaing to bewlnd. mom ears wise, took hi* cgugsel and proved hie vision of the night as he had done. -a visit*, uts begnihog fa/. Than wftlag Maulf dsytj em.f'en anything be more delightful than l>«a)th after sickness? To be e wsll man. to feci pure bicod oooxaaig through yoer veins, to know thai loug», liver, kidney*, and all lbs grand Machinery, Does its doty perfectly in one's bodj; to carry health's ruddy mark on the chev u Ah, this is Good Most Dvridodly . Thi* was Oar hero s case, and Ibouasnds ean tail the same story. The good angel has corns to them. tw> hare seen Uulritors Gieem Most Disdneth Lfor* their eyas, and Going Most Definitely to work in pursuing the instruction* given, litry have recovered that great bluMing— Health g. m d. has twen to them a chan nel of good. Good Mysteriously dom . and they haw hid their sink u iends 4o «hv all ih« rick should do, namely, Mflthemselvee fn oommuuicvtioti with ths w. "d. m. a., Whicii IXin* Most aa«uredi> will put thurn in tlu.' wu> Dsuirud mod An**ou»l> Ala*, that human nature i**o alow to be. iieve— alas, thai men aad wutnea are bowed down with the burden of complaints, off which they might be rid-oauaioiitiQa, bronchitis, dysp*s**a. heart dl«ea*e, kidney d*u aoc. lualnnal €»nij>lamt*. sexofaiou* dis eases, akin disease*, tomain, idecrs, airi many more. It would seem a* though eoine ill deity had glvoo every letter of the olt«|iabet ae many jw-wv a* u oouid puastbly de - aim. thus fonnintf "u alphabet off sorrow, Miffriititf and woe. Happy they who tha Gimt Measure Discerning, have escaped the dutchm of sad di«esmm. i w.am., back uixui l ~r> uut buert/'-ja Mr. Jonee foeU Grmtofal mud Decidedly, and cm li noes telling the old story of hi* aickueas. hi* visioli, and hi* itwtortlion to Lealili; for ail the sick are not wall yat. But he has liad tl«e pleasure of seeing, as heeays. Good Miraculoisdy Dona to hundreds upon bi* personal recommends lion. Dear reader, bear with os awhile if light has not yot da» ued any our xnind. The mystery will soou be revealed. If the key be not on yonr rtakt lead it is at ieaat on your lf/1, it i letter* clear a* day light. a Good Many Delighted liave dlaaovered it and oi>ened tha portal to a long lifv and a useful one. Initial* of worib that staud for a I that is anrrowfui and wad, lei tec, the aalf -sains lctlsnn etc often biiilalof w ucdl tkal brSSdhe of bofr wribenjierirti. Heat eli but ffWhilv end vou will And the Imkj*. i Ik< nlcsaing and the leurAL Ttie myslolV ofthe thr« « i' - o' th- t 1* , of the g. m. d., and of the w. d. m. a , Will Dawn Muat Auspiciously u|kmi you. Columbus discove.ed America and won high honor and immortal fame, and thsg who have learned the «vn i« of the wonder of all aad wqed* of tangue and pen, the taddsei are thoe^- it might h*ve been - so suytdh tlm poet When we tliink of the u»yfied< U*at might hive been *avcc frurr untimely grfitbe ha<l Uiey seen Mr. virion mil! m>ught hi' way to budth. we fari «ed. Yet we cannot but tvi'ffos at Um- Great Mauy Delivered fniiu dsuth's door try g. m. I)., aid that Pain'* Pool lira Persecution has been escaped again aud ag-4n by p. p. p. Yirtoew nnnambHiTd serve to make o. m d. uu. Greatest Mercy Deigned by favor tug proiidenotw for the relief of sufferer*, and its discoverer feel* p. p. p.— Perfectly Pardonable Pnda in telling of the Growing Mai titode Delivered from the Grasp Moat Dread fsl of Greedy Mournful Death. Kvcry sick person i* interested in the them* before us, and every well person, too, for who does not know *ome one who is sick and nr«da, there fon . the gv>o<j news of health Uiat is Given Many Da&y. Header, mysfified render, we will detain C'u no longer. petkair. you have goovsed o*t Deftly the hidden meaning. P. P. p., rou know, stands for Pleasant Purgative Pellets, coring rou»t • nation, torpidity of tho liver, headache mid many other com plain u. P. P., of o^erse, if Dr. Pierce * ksvorite Prescription, that lia* proved voeh a P. P., Prima Favorite and Prvcioae Friend to Is dies; rafe, easy to taka, working like a charm— curing tho peculiar weaknesses incideni to their sex. The letters VI. IX M. A. •tand for the H or Id's Disnoneiri Medical AssoriaUon. nt Buffalo, N v. wiOt its im posing structures, its army of mrdiaal men, KporialisU. all of them, snl iU iweeidt-iit. Dr. H Y. Pie res ( tin large and central P Of fib. J ansa' wiari vWk>.i ) , mil at the service of the sick and suffeong, everywhere; while G. M. D. ie — well, read the initial* of the paragraph* of fetus article and you will Sec thaiG. 1L D. i* GoMrn Medical Discovery , the l>oon of the diseased. This wonderful medicine rare* all hnraora, from the worst rcrofola to a common blotch, pimple or eruption. Erysipelas, salt- rheum, fever sorts, scaly or rough skin, in short, all diseases caused by bad blood, are conquered »y this lowerfal, purify >ug and tnvig orating med<cine. Great eating ulcers rapidly heel under ju l*n gn inflnenoea. Ksj»eclally has it manifested its potency in curing tetter. boiK carbouries. scroniloos sores and swellings, goitre or thick neck, and enlarged glands. « onsuinp lion, which is scrofntoas disease of Uye longs, is promptly and |<ositivelr arrested and enrod by this sovereign and God-given rame ly, if taken before the last stage* are reached. For weak Inngv spitting of blood. consumptive night sweats, and kindred af factions, ii is a sovereign remedy. For in digestion, dyspepsia and torpid liver, or "btlioosnass. ' (tolden Medical IHsoovery has no equal, aa it effects perfect and radical curva. Too will do wall if afflicted with any chronidisoase to write to the Association for advice, describing yonr malady a* well ae you can. Many cases are snccrvsfully ti rated through eurreapondence and no fees arc charged for ronvulution. For ooe dollar and a half ytv can secure a copy of the "People's Oomwnm Sense Medical Adviser." sent postpaid ic y our ridrte. Its pamnaaa will repay no. In Utis is Given More Desirable informati i than you can find in any otkw work «D" similar natnre. noMB time ago, at a spiritualistic ecanoc the genuine article — a fiery ha&d was men waving overhead in the darknewa, rnahing from and to ond of the room with incredible swiftneas, now high, now low, and ooonaionally amiting people on the eheek with the oold, clammy ooutnot of a &rpao. In apite of the medium 'a airing nut lujanctions that no one ahonld mom, a gentleman clutched this awful apparition ae it swept past him, ami, regard krea of pro testation and threats, refused to let it go until the lights were turned up. Then the messenger from the other world moved to be nothing more supernatural than a dirty white kid glove rubbed with phosphorus and stuffed with wet low; thin, at the end of a thin line, waa suspended from a ftshtng-rod which could be reduced telescopies Ih to a length convenient for the pocket. Thus the medium con Id ennar all manner of appalling "mamfeaUtions' with out rising from his chair. When others are suffering, ilrnp a wont of ktndaeas aed sympathy. If they arc •uBcrteg from a Cold, give them 1*. Bull'* Ouogk Mjrrup; a lew doaaa of this valuable remedy will afford Instant rattsf, aad a twenty 41 ve cent bottle will cure the worst °«ff^ w JccmrrHne to the latest raporto, the Eleolrk) Exhibition at Vienna, which was postponed from last rear on account of the similar undertaking at Munich. Germany, is to be bald from August 1 to October 81 of thin year, in the building erected for the Universal Exhibition of 1878,

MaiMliatetoiMriMdtei "ha Vis you hid fi job to-day Tito t inquired s well-known, legal gcuUemsn of the equally well- known, jolly, florid - faced uid drayman, w so, rain or shim , summer or winter, is rarely absent fruw his post in front of the Michigan Exchange "Bedad, 1 did aor."." "How many 7" "ooly two, sor." "How much did you gat far both f' "hinnty oenu, nor. "tie ven ty cental How in the world do you expect to live and keep your horse ou 70 cents a day ?" "Boms days i have a d oxen jobs, aor; bnt bus mess has bean dull to-day, tor. Only the hsulin' of a thrunk for a for 40 ainas an' a load of fursituts for so cauls; an' there was the note an' the kitties, an' the divil only knows phot — a big load, aor." "Do you carry big loads of household goods for 30 cents f* "she waa a poor widdy, aor, an' had no more to give me. i took all she had. aor; an' bedad, sur, a lawyer could have done no better upr that, hot." And old Tim had won his hist loll. An insurance agent named Pylc, In running fell over the stile, 8l Jacob's Oil gave bim relief And the pain was so brief, lie got ut> and said "1 should sunk-" a lame old lady at Keyser, Had no ooe to advise her, 'Till Doctor John Boyle, Tried St. Jacob's Oil, lis action did simply inrpruc Ler. . tfucx were a Boston ooupfe who hail been married but a lew wssfca, and had just gone to housekeeping, as the husband stood at the area n door orumorning, with the market basket in his hand, his bride threw her arms around his neok and aaid; "Do you indoed love me so very, very much, Bradford?" "Bunker Hill Monument may foil," he answered with enthutiaam, "but my love Will always gland." '.'Wall then," the exaUimeo kissing him, "don't forget the beqgkn Mentman't Pteptooixed beef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing tu enum teilriiteus properties. It contains bkaxl -making, force generating and life* sutta I stag properties; invaluable lot indigestion, dyspepsia. Dcrroua prostraUon,aud all funrn-uf general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervoui prostrauou, overwork or acute dhMse, particularly if resulting from pulmoqary complaints. Guwell, Hazard ± co^ proprietors, Mew York. Sold by all druggist*. a wxfx wanted her husband to sympathise with her in a femiuiue quarrel; but he refused, saying; "i've lived long enough to learn that one woman is just as good aa another— if not hahax !" "Aud i," retorted his exasperated wife, "have lived long enough to learn that one man is just as bad as another— if not worse. " . Tha rr*s»r au* uimm is tha bast lo th# market. It la the ao*i vTODOaucal and cheapest, one box ussuia a* long a* two of any othar. Oas |r*tsn| wUl last two weak a. It received first pramtum at tha Oenteamsl and Toris Exp tactions, at** me lab si vsriaos teste f aim. buy do othst. a i.ittl* boy was out with hia big hrotlier shooting. tbev came to » churchyaid. There, to u tree, an owl waa aittiug. The boy with a gun shot it, to the hocror of his little brohcr, who exclaimed; "Ob, Tommy! what have you beea and dona? You have bean and shot a cherrybuao !** For Tilled Heads, Heavy tlio* ate. htooas cwa4u*ou»-w>u» ma* apjie im1» -aaU-tdhoafe. estaoltlr. is sad Sfee. If is alrnaot a aelf-evidant fa?t that there should be some other way of cmposing ot sewage that turning it into stroma*. Bat there iff hardly any oenaare too aawesw faff those terho out and •tore ice from polluted waters. Organic genua of disease are contained in sodi iee. People drink water oocled by it in tho summer, when the system is moat liable to sickness that may last all the year round. The successful man has many imitators to hia peculiar line of business, but still there la only ooe originator. So, also, the great petroleum hair renewer, CarboHnc,m •ow improved aad perfected, holds tan palm against ail imitators aa a genuine article ot merit. Try tt. Said Brown, who had just returned from a visit outside between acta: "Oh, darling, i've had such a fright! If almost took my breath away !** "Mcroy i* exclaimed Mrs. b., turning Iter face away; "i wish it had, John." And John loosed alieepisli enough, aa he slyly inserted a clove to hia mouth. Emory's Little Cathartic pu1— beat mad< or liver Uofnplaint and Biiiouemas. Tastehm, hsrtnkwa, Infallible. 16c. Pbofxnaob ; "My dear madam, the progress of modem astronomy is astounding. we know the distance be tsreen the sun and the planets within a few thousand miles," Mwlam; "Tea, professor; but think of It, wr know even the names of all these distant luminaries. Dr. knee's ureax Went Restorer * tne asrrel ot tne age lor an ssrre Sis assse. au as "lrw Ftrrun genuine Bkrax Inuians who are seeing Gotham amuae the people at a hotel by eating with their handa aud dressing cntlandialily. Aa they wear silk hala they think they are rivillard. This is a vary common mistake among other people besides Indiana *l>rugghfes my vlmt lydta e riakham's v egr table (Vwapoood ts the best remedy for fetxmlr complalats they ever heard of. a mixkr fell in love srith a girl at first sight, she waa equally smitten with lxim, and the entire conrtehtp waa; "My petr 4 You bet!" Ladies and children boots and shoecannot run over If IqronU Patent Heel Stiff mar* aro used Thi statue of Robert En tton.roeently fiuiahrd, by the direct ion off the Legislator* of Pennsylvania, is to be planed in the National Capitol aa aa artistic representation of one of the moat useful and distinguished *te* of the heystcme

■ "pa,m aaid a kUwafikaa vtexm lad, ,'toabMU aarentecii years it will be ltwo, won't itr "Tea, my son, If tha uorid stands until that time if will ba the year of our Lord 11100." "Will you be abre when that time oomea, pa ?** "i'm afraid not. my son, afraid oof The chances are all against me." "Will i ba alive than ?** "i hope so. There is everything to your favor." "What will i do to 1900, pa? ' "What will you do 1 Wall, wall, iu tell you what you might do. Ton might stand on the trout atapa and tell cradi tors who call to oolleot bills that i'm dead." * Dr. hrrar* "Favorite l'n*/rt|slui" is i u* rxtolbvl oa a *Var»-all," tail admirably fulJlL a kiiirl«-ihia >4 briug a pnteul in« 111 l iha- rhr«*it< mskiiiaii* I ullar to wooieo i'srtlruUo fit i»r Pierce's {MUliphlet tivatlar «*i |h*r*«c* ivculiar to w |*ge*. ami (in three *tsiu|*i. Aifelnw w<«ui'i ummxakv nkuu'al amu* latio*. buiimm'. n. y. Stereotype plates arc made of celluloid in l'ana. The negative mould la made to a oemeut. the character ot which we have been unable to ascertain but which lias the quality of hardening almost immediately after having been prepared aud receiving the impression. The cellukad is then used to the regular way, and the plate thus prepared used to printing. Borne of the moat delicate impressions obtained in fine art jirinting have been secured by tha use of this subatanc*. Among these have been fac simile of leaves and lace pictures, the impressions to the latter case bring token Irom the lace. The celluloid process, to a great extent, is superseding the older methods. ••.ItiTjiJ our i.rslMuti* " Dr. It v. 1'tui* i. Ilnfolx, n y /*<«/ 6'ir — Your "gi4di-u Dtorovcry " lo* cum) in y boy of a i win <»l t«n stnudlng. l'uav a. . riq our milttxu Your* truly, h kk ky v h iti ng, Boston. mass. ' Mt boo," said an Ontario street mother, "go down to the grocery and get me a can of green peas." "i should squirm to wriggle," answered the boy. "Gj ou. 1 tell yon." "i should limp to jump." "If you don't go this instant i will tell your father when he comes home." "i should blow to tattle." "Never mind, air." "i should whoop to squeal." When the father came the mother said; "i wiah that vou'd whip Tom. Ho positively refused to go down to the grocery, and told me that i was a tattler and that he would jump on me if i didn't mind." "Tom!" "Ye*, air." "What was that vou raid to yonr mother to day?" "iievor canl nothing." "Then 1 am a story-teller and you arc a pretty boy," arid the mother. "Look here, young mau, if you don't behave yourself, i'll llirash you; do you hear, air?" "1 should titter to auork " "Come here to me, air." And the vouug man squirmed to wriggle, limped to jump, blew to tattle, wlioo|>cd to squeal and tittered to snort. Dr. Placer's "IVllrta'' — littl** li\«*r |h!1« (nii£»m«k»tnl > — puril) th> ugud, k|mtdil\ corrvi-t all ilbxmttth <4 il».- livrr, *touia«*h, anil Imnt-lv By drui(ki4i. a ukportkr on a Providence pa)«r went to a funeral and got run over by the hearse, and the tray folks arv laughing at that paper and the livelicesa of iU news collectors is simply distracting to the editors. a Car* of Tavaaaanla. Mr. ix h. boroobj. .4 *- ¥.. ■*>■ tb.t hi* •UuKklrr «nu tokro *nlb s «Mrst ©old «SK it V-noI mu4 alia |«niimiu. aad aU tte text i*r*ctom uv cm* «a> aad tad abs ti«u to* b«* lint • mm tesaiB si o*flsc SW *w t* tea s iqitntta •ben a mrod mmmarodml l>t. m.u-. hmi mm for Ibr luiar* aa4 adrtMd tor to tr> ti fu aro*|*rd >\ *» • |«*t iw •nrt. aad wm ■arprtad h> ond ite h imUcmkI a laarbnd rt *nr* for iw 1 <*t*r. and b» ivmrtnu la is* tot • nrsmbtii cow to cdrtoU. torokfilwltew aaodjar rorcx biuxj a mam dos i e ofiicct: "Dou't pull me around no," said the thief to the poUoamau: "i have a felon upuu my finger. " "And i have my finger upon a felou,' remarked the joliceuian. salon, km. ^weufbraini Prarwrr^rrXorta bro.»i h aad rtenr oar e* Dysprptta, lmpoteacc. texaa! Drum*, fi. Ik Wiggins prediction had come true^ he inteMMled to advance a step in hi* prognostication* and predict thai tha Fourth of July thi* year would come on the 10th of August and stick to ii. For sore f«vt, swulteu JoiuU, sprain*, com* or boaiou*, «*r 81. Patrick 'i. 8*1* r. lb mil remains of the common Greenland seals have been obtained from the Cham plain day beds of the Ottawa valley in Canada. That ma* baa* ot mi** l l bra* teaos ibr mas Ms ws* be for* as b««ac •sias Wells' UroUb Mrosvar. $1. Mb and Mia. Spinney have only beau married a few years, bat they have been blamed with twin* several tunes, ao they have trait* a large family. Tbv other day mm. Hpiuney rvproached b<r huaImnd for hia lack of affection. 8h* aaid that before they were married he had always mad* her a firveent ou her birthday, but that now it had passed over without his saying * word about it "No wonder, "retorted Mr. Bptuney; "hefoe* we wvte married yoa only had ooe birthday, but since then you have had ao many birth day* that i don't knew whether 1 am standing nu my bead or my heebk" i bi b ■ ■ ■ bub w a

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