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<$ra £dr (tity ADVERTISING RATE!. \t KM. « BUM. J HUM. Oat OUiiu »:*«•■ A40 uo Irt o* 11*11 I'utlUBB *)«> te> JO l&OD Ou*rur i oIuujl »ft> taoo • to Tkr*« I do tie* 10 cu « uo « ft) UM I Dot » W 3 OU * ft) 1 1.1.1 AM A. KOViK, COUNBELOR-AT-LAW, ■wUr IsOuMMry mui Xotsry rablic Brmscb oWcc, Hm Isle Oily . T -tt-j XMUnrt aoo MtiaoOc*. vucUaa. Nov Jeratj. jam. *. «IXM. Attomnkt JutoOoinntoK AT LAV, OCm la limraacr Ralldlna. :.»7.yr MILLVILLK, X. J. ^ j BO. B iftOPEB, UNITED STATES COMMISSIONER, ;-»-7T MUX VILLI, N. J. Jjl. K. HVIPHRKTM, HOMEOPATHIST, SKA ISLBCITY, N. J. — — ■ m—mmmmmm — —Among lite ladies of Vicuna fencing if very fashionable. —The new depot to be built by lite Pennsylvania railroad company at Harrishurg, and for which ground )uut been broken, is to coat $*K),UU0. — Queen Victoria lias signified her intent ion of upeuing the International Fisheries Exhibition at South Kensington on Saturday, May 12. — A brilliant Anglo-American ball was given at Geneva on the 12th of March, in which the honors were carried off by a young Scotch lady. — Secretary Teller ha* appointed Mrs. Helen Hunt Jackson a special inspector of matters relating to land titles among the California Indians. — A single book in the Earl of Ashbumhaiu's library, known as the u Albaiii Mi&sal," an illuminated ancient MS., ha* been valued at $50.01)0. — Fifty thousand pairs of shoe* daily aru made in the prison* of New York. The outside manufacturer* claim to be unable to compete with the contractors. —During the past year there were carried over the Pennsylvania railroad and it* branch**, 8,203,350 tons of coal, and 2,888,787 ton* of coke, a total of II, 167,147 tons. —For brutally whipping one of his hi nail popil* a school teacher in Ackley, Hardin county, Iowa, «m compelled to resign, and was fined $25 and cost* la the Police Court. —Colorado mined and dripped during the year 1882, 2,000,000 tons bituminous coal, 2,000 tons of anthracite and 1UU. 000 ton* of coke, producing a revenue of about $4,400,000. — The projected -Scottish Temperance Life Aaaurance Comi«any of Edinburgh, which i* to have a capital of A 100.000, will insure the lives of total abstainers •• at greatly reduced premiums." —There are now doing business in this country and Canada 415 street railways, employing about 36,000 men. They run 18,000 can and more than 100, 000 horse* aro in daily use. — Senator Edmunds, who lias been in South Carolina, lias gouo to Florida, where he will remain w ith his family until very warm w eather, lib journey will then be across the continent. —The death I* announced, at the age of 00, of Mme. Hummel, the widow of the composer. Her maiden name was Hockel, and, before her marriage, die was a prima donna at the V lenna Opera. —The United States leads the workl fai its number of cattle, having 38,000 000, to Ruraia's $7,000,000 and India1* 30, (k)0,000. But Russia has 20,000,000 horses, and the United States comes second with 10,500,000. According to a recent speech in the Cortes, the Spanish Army is surprisingly •«over-g<*i»eralled," having 1 general to every 618 men. In France the proportion is 1 to 1,64ft In England, 1 to 1,760, and in Germany 1 to 1,614. —The Spaniard drinks lee* wine titan hi* neighbor*— II gallon* a year only as eom|»red with Id in Portugal and 25 In Franco. He sends abroad yearly about 176,000,000 gallons, wblch may be valued at I*,UOO,OuO sterling. —An Indian woman, said to ba 120 ■jmrt of ago. lives near Fitxpe trick, in Bullock county. Ala. She was on General Andrew Jackson *» staff as a cook when that worthy cut a road through the country to Florida and has some pots And kettle* in which ahe used to cook the hero's frugal food. —Austria support* 70 schools of agriculture with 1,200 students, and 174 agricultural evening schools with 6,600 students. Francelms 43 farm schools wiUi 30 to 40 pupil* at each. The Govennent pay* the turn! of each pupil, and allows him 70 franca a year for cloth In*. Lint hm~. There were 87,051 death* during the year, and about 40,000 birth* The number 0/ prisoners arraigned In • and 22 ift® <1 leehanet 1 ; #<)■ * • ,

(i HANDS ATMKIL i !nu id father, thou art vary old, Thy cheek* are furrowed o'er, And plaree that have know u thee long Mud noon know thee no wore. Thy funu is bunt, thine eye* are dim, Thy hair Is thin and grey, And like a nuimucr'» evening cloud, 7/kmi art paaeiiig faraway. j Thta lift your soul in prayer to God, Ami 1 nut iu linn alone. To jniide you iu the lluavculy road, 'Inat leads to joy unknown. Oh! umy you ever know the joy That true religion gives; And live, that you can say, 4T know— That my Redeemer lives." Itear grandmother has gouw before, 1i> bid thee welcome iherr; I'u to rhat bkwscd, peaceful shore, Where all am fw from cam. For site hath left this world of slu, Ami now Is with the bleas'd; Where the wricked cease from troubling, Ami the weary are at rest. Oh! that the Lord would guide us 00, Iu the straight path she 1 hose; Then her wr soon aoin may Join, Jtcyoud this world of woes. CAVUMT IN THK TOIL*. Hie reigning belle of tlte season people called her, pertly beeause alts was beautiful and partly because ahe was rich, for ricliea call forth many prat** nowaday*. Una Dupree was her name, and she was the embodiment of loveliness and heart leanness. She could count her conquests by the score, and men were growing shy of the lovely triller. It was at a grand reception where Una Dupree met Eustace Vincent. Eustace loved her from the moment he first raw her, and in half-an-hour a mutual friend had presented him. Tlib was the beginning. Una admired the handsome, earnest man, who listened half reverently to every word from her tempting lips And then he was the lion of the select circle in which he moved. He was wealthy fnd a genius, and what more could a heartless womanlike Una Dupree desire than the adoring yet respectful devotion she knew so well how to win? Her new lover was a poet. Already lie had begun a promising career in the trying fields of literature. There was a chance to test the grand l*ssion. Ami so she did test it. Almost two uiontiia had crept by. when the grand denouement came. It was at a aulree given by the aunt and guardian of Una that Vincent learned his fate, Slie had never seemed more brilliant, more sarcastic, or more lovely than on that night. Her dress of ruby-colored velvet contrasted strangely with tlie marble-like whiteness of tier face. The Jetty braids of hair were coiled ontopof her proudly-poised head, giving an additional air of hauteur to her rather petite figure. Vincent having been lier most devoted slave during the evening, she bed taken his arm for a promenade, and together they wandered out 011 the balcony. Una was growing almost weary of hi* earnest, honest devolion. He had told her that he liad something particular to ray to her to-night, and now *he was ready to listen. "Una," he l*gan Ih a low passionate tone. "I came hereto-night to tell you that I love you, and I have loved you from the first time I saw you. "Una, darting, wont yon love me Just a little in return? "Will you be my own?" He was standing close to her, his face on a level with hei own, and she oould feel hi* liot breath on her cheeks. "I— I am sorry for yon, "began Miss Dupree. "I did not know " And then she paused. Whatever her many fault* were, act ual lying was not one of them. "I mean, that I only care for yon a* a friend!" "Una, you cannot mean It! "Surely you have not been trifling with me? Too do not mean to say that you do not love me at all? "Yes; I do mean to say that," ahe reeled in cold quiet tones. His look of amassment changed to one «»f anguish. "Una," be pleaded, as a man wrtrid plead forhli ltfe. "If you do not love me now, you can learn to love me. 'Only my there la a hope for me, and I will serve for you as Jaeoh served for Rachel," "You aak what la ImpomiMe," she replied composedly. "I could never learn to you, love and rot) will forget me in time « "la It ton what people my of you— that you are Irxmpabte of loving? asked I Vincent tot a tone of despair | "Oh, no, Mr. Vlnceot

"I have always loved— myself." 1 "Oli Una!" 1 And there was a word of drajsrtr in 1 those two words. Yes site continued, in the same chfl- 1 ling, sarcastic tone: < "Other people love Una Dupree, and why cannot 1 do the same? "And really, when you come to reflect, you cannot blame me very much. I "I am twenty-three year* old, and uever loved anyone yet, sol have naturally turned my thought* to myself. "I uiu sorry if you care, but you will ' laugh at a lover's folly some day. "It is ouly a delusion that soou passes." A cynical smile curved her scarlet lips, and Eustace, with a glance of sorrowful reproach, without another word turned and left Iter. One two, three season* passed afterUna Dupree had sent Eustace Vincent from Iter crushed and heartbroken, and certain vague twinge* of regret liad ceased to annoy Iter. She never saw Eustace Vincent's contributions in tlie pui>er* now, and site had only heard an uncertain rumor concerning him— a rumor ltot altogether pleasant, that would make a cool indifferent person like Una Dupree shudder and grow white to the very lips. She was still indulging in the usual rounds of fashion and flirtation. There was uo romance about it. Only an elaborate, French ifleld presentation by their mutual friend Mrs. Le Mayne. Gerald Vaughtan had sought the acquaintance of Mia* Dupree, and sitewell, she was indifferent. A new acquaintance would be a change perhaps. Then itegan for Una Dupree tliat strange era which coine* to tlie life of every one, sooner or later. Four weeks after their first meeting Una acknowledged what site liad always thought an utter impossibility, nainelythat she, Una Ihipree, the accomplished coquette, was in low, and with Gerald Vaugltan. And why, she could not tell. No matter how sweetly rite sang, how brilliantly rite conversed, or how elaborately rite was dressed, rite never elicited one word of praise from her admirer. Only once liad he ever spokaa about wliat she wore, when he raid abruptly. "Miss Dupree, that ruby star tliat you are wearing makes me think tlie eyes of Satan are looking at you from it* depths." And after that Una never wore the ruby star again, for site remembered, with a start, tliat site had worn that ruby in her liair the night Hurt site bail wrecked Eustace Vincenat life. But Una would not, allow herself to think of those past things, for Gerald was coming to-night, ami lie had something particular to ray to her. So she had taken more pains with her toilet than usual. Over a robe of l»lack velvet was nn overdress of frosted tulle, looped with sprays of Jet. As she surveyed tlie lovely reflection in the mirror she wondered if Gerald would like it. When he came he was as unbending as usual, and there was a stern look about his handsome mouth as he regarded her exquisite toilet— a look that did not die out of hi* eyes until he went up to her suddenly, and, putting both arms around her, began abruptly- - "Una, do you know tliat I come here to night to ask you if you love me? Do you love me?" And Una, only conscious that the man she loved with all her being !»*d his arms round her and was talking to her of love, hofUy murmured— "Yes, Gerald. I love you as my very life!" Then the strong arms around hei suddenly relaxed, and he pushed bet from him. Una started in amassment. "What 1* it dear Gerald? "Don't look ao? "You love me deeply, truly?" she asked, trembling"Not" was the cold reply, "and you cannot Warn* me very much when I tell you that I only love— myself. " In an Instant Una romprehenedd all Her rins had come to haunt her. "You are Eustace Vincent or his brother. "Tell me of Eustace!' she raid a ghastly pallor creeping into her face. Then Gerald Vaughan told the sad story of Kuytare Vincent, hie haK brother After leaving Una he hail come to the ham* of Gerald and told him the ■lory of his ill-starred love, and of Una's loveliness and heart tessnera Ha Inuudlfl over his fate until hi* overtasked brain gave wuy and long IU-

followed, from which he never fully recovered, for his mind seemed asleep. "And now," continued Gerald U1 j sought you out to repay the wroug you ( did him. "1 have trilled wiUi you as you trifled t will) him. "May you not suffer as lie has suf- ' feml. | "Good-bye for ever." , He turned, and Una, shivering as 1 with an ague chill, stretched her hands 1 out to him in piteous ajipea), as she ; cried brokeuly— "Forgive me, Gerald. Oh, forgive — forgive!" "What measure ye mole unto other* that shall be measured unto you again," ( lie answered solemnly. And in a moment was gone from ber forever. Una did not die; to her bruised spirit that would liavc lweu more merciful than tlie deatli in life through which she passed, aud if ever woman mourned the lolly, the wickedness, tlie meanness of woman's treason to love, tliat woman was tlie unlmppy Una Dupree. Tfte KfoluiMn ol rMUktoai. There were the breeches of tlie jiarind immediately succeeding the Revolution. They were short, reaching only to tlie knees, mostly made of cloth, buttoning at the sid ea. The wealthy wore them of velvet, or corduroy, a* the fancy seized them, or of doe cloth. The first long pantaloon* were men* comfortable bags, and tills was principally due to tlie fact that tliey were Ikmucapun— made by willing but unskilful 1 lands. Tlie first improvement was when they were so altered in construction as to button elsewhere than at the side. Suspenders were not until comparatively recent times, somewhere about 1840, I believe. Distinctive style* iu breeches date from tlie cloae of the war. Then there came the garments light at the waist and to the knees, where they baggtxl enormously, giving the ajipearanc© of swelled joints. The pockets were called "top pockets" and could be reached only by pulling the vest up to tlie chin. Later they were cut high in tlie waist and medium in the leg*. This was a return to first principles. The next trousers to achieve popularity were those miserable "tights," They fitted the nether extremities like eel skins, and suddenly swelled to awful proportions at the bottom. Hie present styles are elegant, and a decided advance on any that have piecedert. The trousers of to-day is a* complete an institution as can be wished for. There are well contrived receeseofor the watch, the pistol, the whiskey flask, keys, knife, comb, handkerchief, pocket-book- -In riuirt, everything that the most fastidious man could desire t<> liavo about him. A I'lMMiit Kxpvrlroont wllft Salt. Do you want to grow rait, and, at the same time, have an interesting, handsome ornament? Tlie proceeding is a novel chemical experiment that may be tried by any one. Put in a goblet one tableepoonful of salt and one spoonfnl of bluing; fill Uie goblet two thirds full of water and set it in a position where it will have plenty of warmth and snnlight. In a little while sparkling crystals will commence forming on the outside of the glass and it is both a novel and interesting sight to watch It gradually growing day by day until the outride of the goblet is covered over with beautiful white crystals. Another variation of this beautiful experiment would be to take a goblet with the base broken off and fasten It in the centre <»f a ihlu piece of board, which may be round, square or oblong. After the crystals have formed on the glass, rat It on a tiny wall -bracket and place a bright holiday or birthday card in front of H; this will hide the base, on which no crystals will form. After this is done fill the goblet with flowers or dried grasses, aud you will have a vase which will cost comparatively little, and in reality add to the bric-a-brac of the room. Aft Amru« TlMt-fHW. • • • White o« lbs rabject of WalI ham watche*. we may mealloe that we have eeea a tetter from the Commander of the fordo* (Werfe tOraUe llae of Hteem Packets who was fortunate enough to rave life et eee, end who for bte gallant rood not wee preoeoted In Beptoraber teat with * Gold Keyleo* Waltham Welch * the President of the Untied Btaiaa, oa behalf of the London Local Martee Braid 1 lUNnira tothi* IVeaentaUon Watch, he •aye: "Whea 1 tefl London the welch was rix earoode fan. sad on my arrival at Singapore It wae oaty three second* elew, , e most extraordinary perhwmeeos fir a 1 watch, as 1 < amed II oe ray person the whole Pan. 1 compered it every day with . it eektecn or ever dMfrcrd one second f»wn , l hem, ie fee*, 1 found It almost, If not as , good as my chronotnmer*. whmh te a good deal to ray f« a watch earned about end raMrat to all hinds of jrits.r*-A4Mriem 1 JOraftHMf. Tito Wmtrhmaber, Asrir . amdtttraraurifA, A* It 1$M.

At aw. One dues nut really aeeui to have got out of doors till he goes to ses. On the * laud he is shut in by Uie hills, or the fur- < est*, or more ur tea* housed by the sharp 1 lines of his horixuii. But at sea he finds ' the roof taken off, tlie walls taken dowu; * he is uo longer in the hollow of Uie 1 earth's liand, but upou it* naked beck, I with nothing between him aud the immensities. H vis in the great cosmic out-of-doors, as much ao a* if voyaging to I the moon or to Man. An astronomic ' solitude and vacuity surrounds him; his ^ only guides and landmark* are stellar; tlie earth lias disappeared; the horizon 1 lias gone ; lie has ouly the sky aud iu orbs left ; Uiis cold, vitreous, blue-black liquid through which the ship plows is not water, but some denser Sraa at 00 emuether. lie can now see tlie curve a i the sphere w hich tlie hills hide from him; be can study artrouotuy under improved ffmlhirf If he was being borne through tlie interplanetary *pac<« nn an immense shield, hi* impremupps would not perhaps be much different. lis would find the same vacuity, tlie same blank or negative space, the same empty, indefinite, oppressive out-of-dooiw. For it must be admitted tliat a voyage at sea is more impreraive to tlie imagination than to tlie actual sense. Tim* world is left behind ; all standards of size, of magnitude, of distance, are vauished ; there is no size, no form, uo perspective ; the universe lias dwindled to a little circle of crumpled water, that Journeys witli you day after day, and to which you seem bound by some wnriiantment. The sky becomes a shallow close-fitting dome, or clae a pall of cloud that seems ready to descend upon you, Y ou cannot roe or realize tlie vast and vacant surrounding*; there is nothing to define or set it off. Three thousand miles of ocean s]sicc are lew impressive thar. three miles bound by rugged mountain wall*. Indeed, the grandeur of form, of magnitude, of distance, of proportion, etc, are onlv upon shore. A voyage across the Atlantic is only a ten-day rail through vacancy. There is no sensible progress ; you paw 110 fixed point*. Is it the steamer that is moving, or is it the sea? or i* it all a dream and illusion of tlie troubled brain? Yesterday, to-day and to-morrow, you are in the same parenthesis of nowhere. The three hundred or more miles Uie ship daily make* is ideal, not real. Every night the star* dance aud reel Uiere iu Uie same place amid the rigging; every morning the sun comes up from behind the same wave, aud staggers slowly across the sinister sky. Tlie eye becomes a-hunger for form, for permanent lines, for a horizon wall to lift up and keep off the sky and give it a sense of room. One understand* how sailor* become an imaginative and superstitious race; it is the reaction from this narrow horizon in which they are pat— this ring of ftrte surround* and oppresses them. They escape by invoking the aid of Uie supernatural. In the sea itself there is far lew to stimulate the imagination than in the varied forms and colors of the land. How cold, how merciless, how elemental it looks ! How to Boot ond (Uoop. Dr. Sargent discussed recently the question of the importance of rest and sleep for men in training and for riudenlK A distinction slionkl be made, said the lecturer, between rest and what is usually called deep. Rest may be termed a local steep. Recreation, in the sense of " building anew," is rest. 80 often a mere change iu local condition is bettei for a man than complete rest or sleep: * ohangs in activity is in itself irat. The Indiana, when tired of walking, rest themselves by running. This principle is too often disregarded by student* and bv men who are training for any particular object. Boating men manv times fail to recognize the import ance of general training, but think their whole duty lies hi the direct exercise of rowing or in absolute rest. The value of indirect training is not to be over-es-timated. It i* noticeable that men who do not devote themselves exclusively to one branch of training but aim at a general physical development, ofteq excel in their own specialties men who only train for one 1 ranch of athletic*. The twwt examples of such facts, raid Dr. SazgenL were to be in the superior physical condition of the men now in training for Uie general excellence prise. The same rule holds good in matters of the Intellect Variety of studies is an excellent thing. A man who devotes himself to only one or two subject* can hardly he said to be worthy of a college degree. As to the matter of steepiwsnew, muscular exertion, if not excessive, induces sleep. Thus it is often a good plan for men tronbkd w*h sleeplessness toexerrise in the evening before retiring. Men should be warned against the use of drug* to cure sleeplessness. The steep therein induced is not a genuine steep. After any violent or unusual exercise a warm hath Is to be highly recommended before retiring. The practice of bathing the feet alonela a doubtful aim, however It te, in general, brat not to be dependent upon any artificial condition to secure steep. One should aim for a complete mhstorr owe himself in such mat tera, so that be -eon command sleep at win and thus economise time and toree. By such a course the usual avenge of his sleep can be reduced to sevra oe six and a half home with safety The habit <tf reading one1* self to sleep te to be deprecated, since it may become a trouWraome one and interfere sadly with •erica* study. His doubtful whether the steep gained before 12 o'clock Is at any more value than that afterward The conditions ffcvoraN* to steep Urn art not usually to many.

COpanitelUM. Two men. apparently just from the country, stood at a stand on Went Btreet examining some cajj*. Hie {iroprietor of the stand was an Italian. While hi* back was turned tlie younger one pocketed s cap. He then U/uglit a five-cent box of blacking, and then with his companion uiterM a Usr saloon next door. A small boy who liad seen the theft, told the Italian of Uiisluas. The Italian hailde a patrolman. "Oftca, office." said be, a man steal* my cap*. Want* have 'iiu lock* up." , "Where is the man?" the officer inquired. "Cotue-ah uie-ah show* you," said the Italian. lie led Uie way to the saloou and jointed out tlie man wlio had taken the °*^My friend," said the jMtnilmaa " this man accuses you of stealing a cap. What have you to ray ?" The young man seemed surprised. "Why," lie replied, "my father paid htm for it ; didn't you, father ?" turning to his companion. 44 No," answered the older man, "I didn't. I thought you |«id for it." "Well, then, it'* all a mistake," said the young man. " I'm willing to pay for the cap. How much do you want for it?" turning to the Italian. The patrolman whisjvred to the son of Italy. 44 Ye cajia worth* two-a dalla," was the rejily. 44 Two dollars I" repeated the young man, in astonishmeni, dropping hi* cigar. Why, you had it marked flfty < -exits on your maud." "Me wanta two-a doila now," the Italian jiersisted. "Gap* gone up," winking^ the |Mlrolmau. Tlie y ouug m*n hesitated. He glanced at the officer and said: "Well, I supposed I'U have to jiay you what you ask." He drew a roll of bank notes from his pocket and paawd the Italian a twodollar lull. Hie knot of bystanders smiled, and Uie Italian returned to his stand, Meeting the officer later, he asked : "Offica, you weara a suspendfCB ?" 44 No," answered the patrolman, "I wear a belt." 41 Wella," raid Uie Italian, 44 if some time ah you want* silk* suspend** catnc-ah here and thev no costs you a cent." _ Mm'i Aft. Few uien die ot age. Almost all die of disappointment, pasrion. mental or Imdily toil or accident*. Hie pasrioos kill men sometimes, even suddenly. The common expression, choked with passion, has little exaggeration in it, for, even though not suddenly fatal, strong jiaranons shorten life. Strongbodied meu often die young; weak men live longer Uuui the strong; for the strong use their strength and the weak have none to usr. The latter take care of themselves, the former do not. As it i* with the bod v, so it is with the mind and temper. The strong are apt to break, or, like the candle, to run; the weak to burn out. The Inferior animal* which live temperate live* generally, have their prescribed number of yean. The horse lives twenty-five, the ox fifteen or twenty, the lion about twenty, the dog ten or twelve, tlie rabbit eight, the guinea jsg six or seven year*. Three numbers all bear a *imiiar jiroportion to the time Uie animal takre to grow to its full *i*e. But man, of the animals, is one that seldom lives hi* average. He ought to live a hundred year*, according to physical law, for fire times twenty are one hundred; but instead of tliat, he scarcely raachre on an * re rage four tiroes his growing period ; tlie oat six times; the rabbit even eight time* the standard of measurement. The reason te oitvions man is not only the moat Irregular and the moet intemperate, but the most laborious and hard worked of all the animal*; aud there is no reason to belie re, Uiough ww cannot tell what an animal secretly feel*, that, more than any other animal, man cberohes wrath to keep it warm and nonaumre himself with his own secret reflection*. DM at (WtyriM. At one of the hotels the other day. a drumtnei went to settle his weekly bill, which he thought amounted to seven dollar* and s-half. The cterk told him it was only seven dollar*. 44 Alnt your rates arreo dollars and a4mlf per week?" asked the drummer. \ "They are." 44 Dent you advertise your rate* to be seven dollars and a-balf r" inquired the drummei. "We do." 44 Then why dout you charge me seven dollar* and a-halT? I doot want to live for tees than any one els*. The bouse is • footing my lull*, and there is nothing mean about me. " Bering the drummer so angry, the clerk took off his diamond and explained: "We are charging you the anrae ns any one rise. " 44 Then why tent It seven dollars and m-half ?" - Because yon were away from dinner the day before y In flay, and that takes off fifty cents, the regular radar—" But » doll thud interrupted the elsrk, who looked around and raw the drummer M retched dead on the floor He will plft\ on his drum no more. >kibra • queui Investigation proved thst the man had former! t resided in a metropolitan boarding house; snd the Jury rendered its verdict aooonluraty, giving It a* Its ^dntrato^l^lMddM jf wituaaent