Sea Isle City Pioneer, 25 May 1883 IIIF issue link — Page 4

— tmmmm ^fftof «r*frC7 ■' ,^^re£ilsBlti*«* a "Jimm," oAjd uii Eastern inautlleoiurar oi baking powder, "here U a complaint frum a cuiiztuj of Amsterdam to tha tffoct that our baking powder mnkua his wholo Iiuuiiy eonoualjr ill." "I can't ace how that happened," rtllccUxl Janice. "Lei'a aee; what did you ship to Amaterdam last woak T " "A box of apioca, air." "And what to Michigan t" "Eight doaon ol our half-pound caua of u on raited baking powder." "Ah I 1 eee I Jntura, you moat hare made a miataku in shipping. Indeed, here ia a poatal card from Amaterdam aaying that the baking powder waa not ordered but he baa put it on male, Jamt*." "Yea, air." "Let me cautiou you to lx> very, rery earefui la the future, What will kill a York atate mau will aim ply tickle a wolverine hall to death. Tliat baking powder waa for the wuaioru trade, and I ahall look for half a dozen deatha around Amaterdam before 1 can get a telegram to that grocer to return the box." _ Two gentlemen vera oonveraing the other day on the folly of auperatitiona, when one of them remarked, "There's juat one anperstitiou which olinga to me atilL 1 never like to break a mirror, 1 never knew any bad lack to follow, but I don't like to have it happen." "1 agree with jou," replied tho other, "and my experience baa warranted my feara. I have never broken a mirror but 1 met with aome bad luck the name day." "Ia it possible ?" aaked the first with open mouth. "Yes," replied the other gentleman, "there waa never a day on which I broke a mirror that I did not lone from two to twenty-five dollars." "You don't aay." "And mare than that, the amount loat ha* always carreapoudod with the value of the mirror broken. " "Ah, very likely, very likely," and the subject was abruptly ohangtxl. Ar.itmi street liaa a drummer wnoee head ia aa void of capillary substance as a hen's nest is of mare's eggs; and on that point be is very sensitive. A few days ainoe quite a number of traveling salesmen were sitting around the bright fire of Locust Orove a best hotel, when Mr. Baldhead remarked : "Smith, how is that girl o' youru KOttln* airing UOW?'* "Which one?" asked Smith. "The one you promised to marry, and whose pa fired you out of the window." At this all the boys laughed, aa that unpleasant incident waa recalled to Smith. "That* all right," returned Smith, afterho oould be heard. "I mar go to see girls, and get fired out by the old man, but I've nefer yet called ou a young lady and had to go back to the rack, get my hat and put it on before she oould recognise me." Thx other night a merchant in a vil J age in Ohio waa discovered in his store at an unusually late hour, and in reply to inquiries he said: "My confidential clerk ia missing." "And what of UV "Wliy, I'm looking over the books, but they seem to be all square." "Have you oounted your cash?" "Yea, and it ia correct to a dollar." "Looked over your bank book f "1 have, and it la satisfactory. That's the puxxlc, you see. He'a skipped, and I can't make out what for." "Been home ainoe noon?" "No." ''Perhaps he has eloped with your wife." "Lands alive 1 but it may be so 1 If it is, then the puxxle will be solved," He hurried home, and it waa so, and he felt s great anxiety off his mind. A Nsw You man committed suicide the other day. in sheer disgust. A Pennsylvania backwoodsman asked him if Hew York had got big enough fur street oars yet. A wxxxlt paper is to be started in Ban Francisco conducted exclusively by women. It will be called the Echo, probably because an echo, like a woman, H bound to have the lact word. Native black walnut is one of the best woods for bed and dining room furniture. The grain of this wood ia quite open, and will absorb a great deal of raw oil without receiving any polish. II a little gum copal is mixed with the oil in s short time the wood will btoorno aa smooth, hard and highly polished aa a piece of bronse. On* of the beat washing fluid* ia made by mixing equal parts of turpen tine and ammonia. This fluid makn rubbing almost unnecessary, while it whitens the olotliea without rotting them. House plants are very much stimulated by giving them water which contains a small quantity of ammonia. Two spoonfuls lo a qnart of water is sufficient. Oli>-Faehionkd Indian Puddino.— Two quarts of skimmed milk, two- thuds cop of molaasea, and sett to taste. Beaid hall the milk, add the meal by degrees, stirring briskly, scald a few momenta, and add to the oold milk, molaasea, etc. Bake slowly three or lour hour*. Eat with cream sauce. If you haven't the cream milk ia a very good substitute. Turn sound made by pourirg coal on a fire u aometimee extremely annoying to an invalid. If the coal ia placed in a small paper bag it can obviously be laid upon the fire without any sound. Ir the work about the hr oae Is done quietly it seems to be easier. Slamming oven doors, clattering d tabes and other kindred noises weary and bewilder almost as much as the work itself. The mast suooesafal housekeepers am generally qwiet workers. A bottui of aqua Ammonia ia invalnah»e to the housekeeper. A apoonfnl put to the iron pans and kettiea in which meal and vegetables have been eonksd will remove all grease, and make the ohmnsingrrf three vassals a my easy * i «, ' • v. , - . \ I r- K

mm*—— ■ ■ ji-iLi" An Indlaoapults baby wa* bUtrd, lo tearing spot Halusc kUteo, Iteforv a day end*!. Bl Jacob's UJ meodad. And with it mothers si* sou lien. A hunter who lives at Bear Hun, Hun his arm by the hick of a gun, The hunt it did spoil, But Bt. Jacob's Oil Cured him before swelling begun. "Kiiuk to me that this is much adieu about nothiog," said young Augustus 1 Popinjay, aa the family foil upon the neck of the departing second- aunt, and with teat a of gratitude, consigned her to the tender mcroiee of tbe hack man. * •"LUtid thanks ar; due to him who only gives away what is ot no use lo nunaelL" The thanks of invalids the world over are being showered oo the love ntor 1 ol Kulney- Wort, for It is giving health to all. Kidney- Wort tuov«e tbe bowels regularly, cleanses tho blood, and radically cures kidney disease, gravel, plies, bilious 1 beadacKu and pains which are caused by disordered liver and kidney a Thousands have been cured — why should you not try 1L tof Faded article* of all kinds restored lo their original beauty by Diamond Dyes. | Perfect and simple. 10 uvula, at all drug- , exists, It ia rumored that Henry Irving, tho Eugllah actor, is soon to be kuighted by tho queen. America is ahead of Eugland in this respect. Wo have in this oountry quite a number of benight1 ed actors. Buf we are not proud of 'em. — One voice all over the land goes up from mother*, that says, "My daughters are so feeble and sad, with oo strength, ' all out of breath and life at the least exertion. What can wo do for theuif'* The answer \a simple and full of hope. Ooc to four week's use of Hop BiUert will make 1 them healthy, rosy, sprightly and cheerfuL _ Bank ball player* this season will be allowed to strip off the feather* and 1 place them in their cape when they catch difficult fowls. CaiircsT Ka'hi >n Maoazik* in the world, ISO large pages, 4 pages new music, 1000 engravings each issue. 60 cents per year, single copies 16 cents. Btkawxkioo* A CLorai**, 8th A Market Bu., Phila. The waste-baskets of oountry editor* are now yawning for the inevitable fpring poem, and kindling wood is getAuig scarce. ■law U N*fur« Itcatb It hwim ■ trauga thsl any no* Will snffnr from Um maardrraaswueuU brought calf u impure oo* diUua of Um Muod wheo Huovtli** Mra*|«rUU and (ttnUum*. <« Vlonl tol IJrrr K» nip. will rr*u*re par feet brelth to tbo rhYtoasl onruUsatlo'u It loth* boot Mooi* Iur&m SlMoterrd. effectually ourtnr Mcroful*. HjrpblilUo dlaordof*. WakDM of tho Kid Dry*. Komi****. Motor!*. *ll oorvout disorders and 1V1-UK) , Bilious OonplalnU *ad a' I rtiswsana I tidiesttar*i bnjen caodWou of tbo Mood. Unr. Kidney*. Noatckda It corrects IndigesUoa Atonrlobxt.* will enrra to you 1U ta.-nta u a hedth Mmn-r, for It ' arts Uk#s chum. eaoefaUy when the eoraptolal U td aa rtbaiuciva nature, bavins a tendency So lmm tho natural vigor of tba brain and nervous system. "'Twas just one year Ago to-day," sing* the crocer's clerk, as he dusts off the pile of "new maple sugar." The rtaiar Asia fitwase Is the boat ia tbe market. It Is tbe mist seooomioal and chrajv.wt, on* box laoLn i si lontf a« two of say otuer. Oae gross nj< will I *»t two meets. It recoired first premium si the Cautsnn si and Paris Kxp will mo. a'sx me 'sis at various Bute fairs. Day no other. Tr* burglar's romance: Chapter I— He tries to get the shekels. Chapter II— He gets the shark els. •LydU K. 1'inXbatr, whose bene vol ml face ia shadowed in almost every paper we pick up, appear* to have discovered what Addison calls. "The grand elixir, to support tbe spirits of human nature." it is quite evident that she h*« the patent and has secured tbe contract for making over and improving the Invalid corps of American Womanhood. — Qlobo. England m like % whipped schoolboy: Got the prints of whales on her bauds. Great Improvements have recently b.v* made in Carboline, a deodorised extract «<f petroleum, the crest natural hair rewewer, and now it is absolutely perfect as an exquisite and delightfully perfumed hair dicming and restorer. Everybody is delighted with il Bold by all dmgglcta A TABLWiHo.srTrLof turpentine 1 toiled with your white clothe* will greatly aid tbe whitening process. Fnr dyspepsia, nxrfJrestioa. aeprcaaion of spirits and general debdlty, in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague and other intermittent fever*, tbe "Ferro- Phosphor* ted Elixir of Calmer*,' made by Csswefi. Haxard A Oo, New York, sold by all Druggists, u the brn lonlo: nico .win, from fever or other aickneaa It has as MuaL — Pastv for labels is made by soaking i glue In strong vinegar, then heating it to boiling and adding flour. Catmrrh or tho Bladdor. trrltsiloo, laflsramatloa, el! Kldsoy sn.1 qnaor/ Ocaivials la, cwml by "Baclm-paioa.^ |l. Boiled starch is much improved hy tbe addition of sperm or salt, or both, or a little gum arable, dissolved, Yoe would two Be Patrick's Hairs If you know the good Iwotrtd do you. To render flatimr* smooth, rub them well with salt and then over a piece of i 1 tree wax alter heating. RfcceiMltmn. msnrdrrvd blood, grevnU dcWltty, mm May earntoo Bstan areaotuKOd larwrsbU. " uw oftsa cared by dvowa^ Tree Itnisw ' — TnrKNANC* and labor are the two great physician of man. "Rnu|h an Owrw*. * Ask far Wdlr -Kosfk as Onras" ISn Oalck, complete, pmuarai «wr*. (wrw*. warta baaioaa. j Tin first and greatest of all faults is to deftood ouraelvfa. ^ ^pranmrrr borrow* its sharpest sting j

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to.italw Ounyleluls." Dr. ll V. Pituu . liuYblo. H, Y.i I Hir — 1 Waa alck i»/r *is years, aud nuuld ■ami) walk about the boiuc. My broath was ah *rt and 1 suffered (hn -pain lu my breast and suaua< h all the hum-, also from pel pi tat luu aud *o iuxarual (ever, or bumLug ecuaAtiou, aui axpemuood (requeat smothvriug or cbokiug eeuaatious 1 also autlrfv-l from paiu low down across uiy bo we a and iu uv lurk, a»l was much reduced in tt-«k 1 have uw.n1 your "Goldm Medical Duoov.ry" and "Favorite Prwscrtpiiou." an- 1 U- l th«l I am well. Wry ro-p«N KuUy. Dkuuu u. mcmillab, ArliUgtoa, (ia. Qlitc hateful: When Mlaa Notobauget was asked to play she went to the piano some coaxing and played the i >olk* she had been practicing upon for four weeks . Then she turned about and said in her artless way: "how, I suppose vou wouldn't believe it If I should tell you that that Is the first time I evur tried that pieoe." Fogg, the villain, quickly replied: "Of oour** wfc should believe il; we con Ui n't doubt yoar word, Miss Notebanger." And tbe young lady wa* beard to mutter that somebody or other was a great hateful thing and she didn't like him one bit. For w<ak lungs, eplttiug of bit* si, short - bi-u if bnaih, t -nsiiiupti-ui, night sweats and all liutat-rtug tNmgha, Dr. ITerce's "< initial i Mrilusl Uitawverv" b> a sovereign rrmcly. Kuintli<r to oud liver oil. 6y druggUte. A Plrrs I'niicebs lias just marriud her twentieth husband. A few enterprising Ihnte princesse* would aoou exterminate the male portion of (be tribe, and save our government considerable money. Cancers and OUwt Tumors STc treated with unusual success by World's )>i*ncu*ary Medical Association, JlufTalo, N. V. Send i>taiu|i for |>aniphlct. A MAN who rt-ceivud a specimen copy , of the new Chinese paper published in New York, looked it over, and then remarked that he had no objection to a puxxle department of one or two columns, but when the eutiru paper was devoted to illustrated rebuses, ouigmaa, anagram* aud other puzzles, he thought it was altogether too much, and he wouldn't subscribe for the sheet if it was only ten cents a year. ♦.•"Every truth has two sides; look at both before committing y niraelf to either.", Kidney -Wort challenged the closest scrutiny of its ingredient* and Ha grand results. Il has nothing to fear from truth. 1) -dors may disagree as to tbe best method* and remedies, for the cure of constipation and disordered liver and kidneys. But those thai have used Kidney-Wort, agree that it is by far tbe best medicine known. Iu acti n is prompt, thorough and lasting. PdT With Diamond Dyes any lady can gel as good reaulU as the beat practical dyer. Every dye warranted true to name and sample. PzLEOiui'ii wires are so numerous on some of tho streets in this city that people living on a fourth floor flat can sift their ashes by merely throwing thorn against the net work. Lojil Jack, Mo., Bept., 14. 1879 1 have bccu using Hop Biuers, and have received great benefit from them for liver complalnuand malarial fever. They are superior to all other medicines. P. M. BAltxSES. Wisdom is eft-times nearer when we stoop than when we soar. The hygiene of quackery ha» done tuorr to aggravate dy»|>rp*la by sclf-tntticted *tarvation than gluttony ever did. Uastkikk cures the w orst forms of dyspepsia. It is no tJife to livs for one's sell alone; .letos help one another. Hast Wo In tho House. "Rough oe Rata " Orer* om r*u,tnk*.ro*rbe*, bedbugs, Sk«(*M*.tQo:ea,chipmunks4u|>herA l*c. Womrk, like prinoes, find few real friends. ______ Pairfikid, Iowa.— Dr. J. L Myers un: "Brown's Iron bitters is the beat iron prepsreUoo ! hAve ever knovrii luraj uurtj yo*rs of practice." Foluiw after holiutws, it will repay Your pursuit Emory's Little Cathartic PiU — best made for Liver Complaint and Biliousness Tasteless, harmless, infallible. 15c. No decking seta anything forth bo much as affection. Dr. Kline's Ores! N«*v* Restorer is the marvel of the agv lor *11 nerve dl» asea. All ot* stopped tree. *eod to Ml Arch Street' Philadelphia. Pa. We give advice by the bucket and take it by the grain. Ladies and children '• boots jukI shoe* cannot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel Htlffcners are used Norotxo la so reasonable and cheap as good manners. The Bad and Worthless are never musa* or count or /mm This w rwpfNisuy trse ot a finally medu-io*. and It to poaiuv* proor that the rwaedy tmuatrc m of the highest vo.no. as snort as tt had here msed sod proved by the whole warM that Bop Hitter* wee the parrel, beet end mow vatoenie faaatiy medusae oa earth, many to nations epntag ep and i -reran loyeteej ihe aotioen tn which the pease and the pwp> ot the aoantry hod exprreaed uw ■write of H. Ik. and la every way try** to to dace reVering Invalids to orr their naff ttreeod. expecting to make srewey ea the rredu and good name ot K. B Many others sutne.1 noetnims pat ap to similar etyto to IL R, wua vnrtooMy devtord nsnxw tn whkh the word - llep," or -nopn" were need ta a way tn indnes people to bettors they were Um name as Hep timer* All recs pretended rem > litis or cares, no tnattrr what then style ar .noma is. and eiprmally those with the word * Bop' <* " Hoper to thetr name ar to aay way (Mnareced witn them or thetr aoao, are tmitnttone or enantettoM* Beware of them ywnon am or rhoex itoe nmhtng ret great*# Hop Hitters, wtu. s banc* or Haslet of green Uop en the white toreL Ttaet norhtaa etas. Hreggwm end dealer* -re warned egmnst deattre In iiihauooa «* mnimnu

THE GREAT GERMAN I REMEDY FOR PAIN. Relievos and curse KIIELMATIhX, Neuralgia. I Sciatica. Lunbsgo, BAf'KAOiE, ■ BkilllCUC, TOOTH AG£I, S0RC THFOAT. ■ QUUfnY. taW *xi.i.soa SPSAISS, p I leuMu. Cats. Brew, FitOKrHrriM. ■ « sin*. »c Ai.bo, ■ And all other IndUrtaCtM* * *d J-a 1 1 - nrrr cuts a uttlc I BsMbr»llbn>nhtaud I Itastan ltaevcuoos la U I lifflMIO. I I The Charles A Voprtot Ce I is - i i * a votaiuw a oai a a. i.ii LYDIA E. PINKH AM'S VEGETABLE OOMPOPyP. Is s Positive rare Far tall those Polmftal Cs— UitaU aod - ' i SO ■■■■■e KwWta fsmslt HT^staM. A Kedlrln* fhr Womsa. InveeUd hy a Wemaa. Prepared hy a W mis. TW IWl ita Bsdtasl m— —« mm— Ita* ton mt Wlsfry. MTU reel v«s tho dr-ooptag spirits. Urtgiwotco sod htarsMiass tho cTRaak- foaeuous. gt»es oUMtctty and Smaossto tho stop, rsstorso tho aataral lastrta to tho ey». **d ptsats on the polo ehook or worn** tho txsto resse oT Ufa's sprtac **d oarty oawisrU— . (VPhysklaas Use U and Prescribe R Freeh It tsasu I m fsltata— . flstalsary . dostvoys ollrravtog * tar Slsili nt. and rvtloese wsaknw ot tho st. >*mrh That (oehac ot hoartre dows. fsulif |«ta. vrift t •ad barhsrho. to arways > immiil'r cored by u. osa Foe the rors ef Kid soy CeesetalsU of elthor mi this CsMysssd u gaeaspatsedk I.TDIAC. PiyintAMW BLOWD PUKIPtrK Wtu srsd <ato every *w(if» of Uuson »r*-sa us Utah the tVsB|MM*da*d'lUood PtartSrr are peepsrsd atSSaadSto Wsstero Avamr, Lya*. Mssv. Urtossd either, fil. Six hadUto for |S. SrothymaUta the form of puis, or odostsrw, o* rrrsipt ot prlos. ft per bat forstthsr. Mrs. Plakhsai freely aoswen all lettoes ot t*qalf7. todesthtdsmt-. Biwd for [isiapMrC No fotaiiy shooM he wttaJii LTnt a Z rtxuiAiri L*VXS ltUlA. They core cvaMlpotts*. Uksu o, and Soeiddlty of the near. SMthptrhx. Sff-fvold by all I>rMS4-lsts.-ta * 0) Kl| T ^STOPPFO FREE I mi t TVtesi Kestsred ■S Dr. KLINE S OBXAT Nerve Restorer ■ytajfUtmSKVIVI lUvlltn Omfrnr* tmr. /<, AjK.O—1 /?*. £*■ Bsl «rsa-A Ad VAX t *F UiiTA TIN* fXAUOJL 5^-^ y i BUPTURE — Ap«H m mmm mm—mm mm m ■— -1 ssf pSi ti - - — t P»" *•*<*) ■*> — *■»« v IW — M i A I.MMM ggNNStoltoa ** TM« HIT Iff OHIAPIIT," .^THRESHERS^ AGENTS WANTED K .» >n* .M?Ti * Ian. vr How to A.-uuiiv aud Preserve Health." HeuUa. »LA Bto CXmaMast to Agents. AMERICA PUBUSUINQ Ox, IT North leath Mreet, Pbltodrl|*ia. Pa. THE SUN K. 2^ ihz isWiMto |WC "*r W. KM (1 LAND. Bisnih ii. New Tort Ottr RIGGS GANG PlOWSf^^tV?. AddemsDAMBLA. MOUMT. »n*pMPtolaa N. i WStS-Sgg OPIUMS'^S.'^ •to tossmsi eotsrj mvh. It to »2o aatsaawrBsaafc

HEALTH IS WEALTH, HealU of My is Wsaltli of KM DR. RADWAY'S Sarsaparilliai Reset vest. THI mil BLOOD PUEI7UK. Pare toned modes erend Saeh. mrere boas red • risarstoa. 1/ roe weald bare yarn Oeeh arm pear hones eaend wu*«mt corvee, sad your cere Proxies toto, res Rad way's Sarsaparillian Resolvent. A roasody nnmpeeal ef togredireis of extraordinary medtoto properties, eesretlsl ta pa rtfy, ^■■y^rilsmwsto ue hroare-dowa ami ***« (way —Quick. Pusasawr, nn red tasatasnv ia tu treatiDTM and earn. Ne matter or srhat name the oomtontot mar he QhroeSemMasrireu .uisl! thevg^T tolauletoresre whkh eepiilisa the wnsu and oalhto and repairs these organs aa 1 wasted tlsisii of the reoua. ^aJtaoodMe^aQheaUhj, the yraasai of repair The Sartaparlllltn Resolvent B • intoiu lent log remedy, hot eereres the sarmonieae aettoa of each at ue orgaoa n threoghret toe enure eymem rnnouca hew hiw Its tare, after a lew days' Me ef the lanmperULah. becooMs toeer and baaaUfto. Pimpies, hiotchea, Uach npote red tola entpdoas are reotoead : sores and atom t«4 cured. Nrsai euffmng from eorvfaia. entpuve 01 **• •Tea. month, ears. legs, threat and ■lands, that hare ^ «ad spread, either nam sheared dmeaeee or mercury, or (rem the em of ajrroa.ee eehLmate, may re.y spaa a ours If the hersetMnlhae is soolr..^ ■ uqm to make Natmprasaiaa en the system. OBjffff cooretre mors ef the scare prtnetptoe of M edicts es than any <x*ee Preperetam. Taken to teaspoocrei lores, while others regatre Ive ar olx limes as meeh. One Dollar a Uottle. R. R. R. Railway's Ready Relief, Ftoe i hsspret sod Bret Med twine for Feaiily Lire in Use World In flrem one to twesty w metre sever tolls to ' relieve Pols with one thoroug* Apsuesuer ee mottrr how vtoieot or exawoolt^ the potn. toe h he* ma tie, hod-rtddea, Icflrm, Cnnptod. Servoaa Nearatous or prostrated with itiessee Bay suffer. KaDWaY'* lUKADY KKLLEf wtU afford Inn am mm. EXPLAMMATION OF Till KIDNffTH, INFLAMMATION OP TI1K BLADDER. INFLAMMATION OF THI BOWKLB, OOXQKSTKIS OF THE LUNGS, BOU THROAT, DIFTtOl'LT BREATHING. PALPITATION OP THE HEART, H YtaTfcJUCh, CROUP. DIPUTHKKIA, CATARRH, INFLUENZA, headache, toothache, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATIEM. OOLD CHILL*, AOUE CHILLI, CHILBLAINS AND FRONT BITB, BRLTBBZ LTMBAOO. SCIATICA, NEKVOUSNE9&. SLEEP LXSSNB8B, OOUOB8, COLDS, SPRAINS, FAINS IN THE CHEST, EACK or UUBBore toraauy rellevad. M ALARIA UN ITS VARIOUS Fon.MH. FEVER AND AGUE. PKTKB AND AGUE eared far 80 cm There to OM a rente ilia, ogrnt to this world toot will care Fever end Agee, and store Malerioaa, BOiotm, Bcarlec 1>*hotaV Vedow sad otoer revere (sided b; RaBVaY> 1'ILLS) eo «etok1y m BADWAT* READY KKLIKP. ^ U win to ^towjmoreretv whec U^en tototwatly ia^Pa?p5Sou orS^SySld Pains la the Boweto, Dtarrbrea, Dysrelsry, Oetto. Wind ta toe Boweto, end aU Internal Pure. Travetore shaaM elware oarTy a bottle of BADWAY'S KEAllY BE LIEF wtu thm A few drape to weter wui prevent etckaeaser petoefpgen ohonge of woser. It is better toon Pre neh Brandy or B liters as a eUmelant. ■ taersnnd Lnmbeiwen shook always be provided wmz RADWAY'S Regulating Pills Perfect, PurgmtJre 8oothln|. Aperients. Act without Fern. aTwbjt* BeilBble end Nature! in Operetions A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOB GALOMEL* torti^ibiB^ a^c^ini wna^ vwset Bobwar* Puxa tor the sore ef all Biui ifn ef (he Stnreaoh. Liver, Boweto. Kidney*, Btoddet. Kema.« Oompiatols. Nihsm Phieeis. Lees ef An prtde. Reefocbe, OnaaUpatle*. Qeeuveneee, inAtoffoe toereery, mtnerala, or dtoeCnewWeeo fw Observe the toUowtag imptiese naWh* fpsto geeeere ef the Diys^i ge>ne^ias|l|j> Read, Asbdtre ef toe ficamnto, Itaaeea, ImsWisi b. Dnyt^ef Fock. PnUnessjw^etg^ to^t^tootoe Heurv CktST(^lir2| Beaeslnres wtre Umbo, end fodtoea Flistii ef Beak Benriht a ^AJw^dcre^ tMUrei rh^rnxs, wu^ tr— toe ff0U> BT DBltftilCTB BEAD "FAIHE AND TRUE." Bred a totere Aeree 'bs BADWAT A OO, Wo Be WbreWk^Oar |('»*reh^Z. Newport. ^ ^ to veto Tw «he FeMla »s esre ant *m tor BavwavX snd see that the ■eree MBa»wav" toes what fas hap, rDCC I ffVHttvee toon. A fuU imsrmttea ef nla t Meenvto New 1 aixoa cvesem W Paare "vmrei. O W.toeed AOa.Ntta <lliSi il^a OXVLYUO