information." ‘"Why so?" usked man. — "Because, pust now I asked a gentleman what hour the train left, and said a f Nendord to three, yand now you say two ve; I can‘t undersfand it to save my life." ‘The man walked off leaving her to study out the problem. Canadian Basaar. Mr. John Osborse, Musical Bazsar, Toroto, Canada, wriles that his wife was oured of rheumatism by the great painbeniber, Bi. Jucob‘s O.); that be has found it an mvaluable remedy for many altments. _ # Wanz Bass moved into an t bouse, Fogg remarked to . B., "Quite to, Mrs, Buss; sweet to the you know," — Fenderson, who was present, thought it was a prot FA mice compliment; so when he saw next day he thought he would try it "I bear you have moved into a family hotel," he began; ‘quite approflat to the fats, you know." Aud ‘enderson | still — w rs why | Bass bowt way t pang mad over a remark that had made B. «mile so sweetly. frommadetiatnh *,**‘Figures are not always facis ". but the iecontrovertible facts concerning Kidmey Wort are betier than most figures, For lnstasoe: "It is curing everybody" writes a druggist. | "Kidoey- Wort is the mort popular medicine we sell," It should be by right, for no other medicine has such specific action on the liver, bowels and kidneys. Do not fall to try it. B@"The most brilliant shades possible on all fabrice are made by tho 1 amond Dyos, — Upequalled for brilfiancy aod da« rability, — 10 cents. bnvmmmmamin,. o armeemneant Rersoumo Mores. -If five cat tobeaoco be sprinkled under the edge of and upder those places where bureans, book-cases and the like make it dark, the moths will be prevented from jfaying their eggs in them, as it will drive thom away. What it Did for an Old Lady. Cosuocros Stariok, N Y., Dec. 28, 1878 Gzyts--A number of people had been using your Bitters here, and with marked effect. "1n one case, a lady of over sevene tar ten veata has for years, mnd for pas ten years has not been able to be around halt the time. . About six mooths she got so feolie sho was Acipless.

meaning since this is precmeely what K. Pinkbam‘s Remedies do for the y diseased patient. Her Ye reaches the ultimate sources of the evil. Its action is gentic sad but it is more powerful then the of Hercules -Sasar. "The Teatimeny of a Physician. Beecher, M. D., of Sigourney, lows, saye: Por Balsam,called

mommies ‘Two New Yorkers, traveling Bouth, were wniting is te dopot as AMemphia: and i mornney bed beon at the ‘"We were, sir." ‘Well, pow, I min‘t so weil posted Tou ‘want 19 know the" groat provent you w o w the great present need of the South, just invite me out to take a whisky straight !" Us Tuirty Days Tria, The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will seoad Dr. Dye‘s Celebrated KlectroVoltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days tomen (young or old) who are atflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy aod complete restoration ot bealth aod manly | vigor. -Addross . as above. -S. B. -No risk is: incurred, as thirty days‘ trial is allowed Oxanu®s Moon, of Denver, swallowed a live bull-frog, six inches long and two inches acros« the breast, and alterwards drank a pint of whisky. The saddest thing about the affair is that it was the frog that died. Almost as depressing was one of the papers of the city calling the frog swallower a "full Moon," Perhaps the word "full" was a misprint for *‘ool." > on nnng.llzlns For dyspepas, | indigestion, Gopression of spints and dotillty, in their rarious forms;, mse a preventive agzinst fever and ague and other intermittent the ‘‘Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir of eo a an ood bo an Dro Hazard & Co, @Gg..Wa learn from a fashion item that it is now the correct form to use a little | fHowers, snatead of the proverbial old shoe, to throw after the de; ng bride. From certain legends we have read, we infer that the new idea would be much wedding. — The bride would be loss liable to have her skull fractured, "nnnzng.__ "Hough on Corna." Aak for Wells‘ "Rough on Corn." 15. complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, A max in California reports having seen a rattlesnake with two legs. The fact that it didn‘t also have two heads is evidence that the whisky ht have been much worse. But ps the Califoruia man took only six drinks." Four Sruvamson, Daxota Tax-Rev. James Mrore dyabapais U* Iron Bitters cured me of

"Jor is a mighty mean man," said Biggs; ‘"he sold me a tub of butter that was enough to go alone, but I got rid of I sold it to my brother ; and the best of it is I got more than I paid John for it," The increasi demand T th nc ng for this para tion as a housebold remedy for indige tion and dyspepsia is sufficient proof of its efficacy. won --- 44 --- --- Hum father stood at the gate talking with a gentleman, and the sevenyoaroldmiss threw out several hints about supper being ready without success, At anxious and impatient, she calied out from the side stoop: Papa, if you don‘t come right into supper the ice cream will all get cold !" -a Chrolithion collars and cuffs will not turm yellow nor grow stiff, like other waterproof goods. Enfommmznn, a. .a anmmmmsend Ax Ohio physician that the Af flute, commet nia other wind inatrumente; [email protected].._~‘‘Oxn touch of " cto, Bircet preacher-"I now ask, what can I do te move you in this world of wickedness ?" -"Bend round the fat, guy‘nor, | That‘ll move ‘em." tree. to 961 Arch Hreot.

"o ons I Aina tnes arnstman. *"" and it took right hold of my discame and oured te very apectiiy, and I haveazperieneed no trouble with my kidneys sinew. "Futhermore, Huni‘s Btmely has étreagthoued me very much, and stuoe I began to ase it I.Lare bess. able to attend bo business, and am all rigut now. . I heartily recommend it to all. What it has done for me it will do for you who are afflicted. " Rudlored for Twenty Years "Hon. Jo bus Tuthil, of Rast Bugttaw, Mich , siy%: "Codut me among the enthusiastic friends 6 Hust‘s Remedy, | It has peoven io my ore all you claim for It. Having suffered for about twenty years with s vere dissase of the kidseys (which our local 1 bysician proncusced Brigut‘s Dasae). I mates jourper Ke to consult the eminout Dr. Haven. of Hamilou, New York, of whose fame in this apectaity 1 had hear i mack. | Dr. Haven examined me carefully and stmply gaid .. ‘Go and wet a bottle of Hunt‘s Remedy and tike sccording to directions?" | After hariug trsvelnd a> far for treament, i# rtrack me as rather funny to be directed to take a medicine which I might have within a stone‘s throw of my orn dor; bat 1 was in . the doctor‘s hands, and 0° course I followed his advice, | and right glad was J that I did es, for before I had taken Hunt‘s Remedy baif a domen times I found (m. peal time I fram my troable en. tirely, and an to-day , oue of the Fike goa ot rane Mich es js to va. wir for the promulg ition of enon a uue and hope you may bot go eith at your rewara. Remember This. 1f you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Ma ture in makmg you well when all clae fails. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffering. from any other of the mumcrous diseases of the | stomach or bowels, it is your own faul( if yeu remain i}, for Hop Bitters are s sovereign remedy in all suca compiaincs. If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney disease, mop tetupting Death this moment, and tarn for a care to Hop Bitters. If you are sick with that terrible aicknem Nerv» cusness, you will And a "Baum in Gilead" in the © 2s tn a Pago 6 a frequenter, or a reatdent of 1 miasIs district, bastirade your against the scourge of ali countrics- malarial, mic, biltous, and intermittent fevers-by the use of Hop M Tas bad have mopiy, or safiow akio, ror poon or atom atte, ond rally, breathy health, and rich biond, and sweesset health, and Liver, N idneys, pempipreg aos wid Ss past Tor‘ s case they wit mor oure or beip. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, or abe made the picture of mother, or daughter, can Reaitn, by a few boities of Hop Bitters, costing: but a tri Will you let them suffer ?

o "Lady he anf oun ill, but now abe a onsiy again." — American be les, w attacken by any of the ills that flesh is heir itrer by i kept killing, and avid being taking Dr. K. ‘V. Pieree‘s "Pavor ite Prescript on," which Lauishe | feminine wesknesses, und f6 tures the bloom of health | By all druggists. ‘Three new ssylums for the insane intv‘t suppose that dudelsm nas making ‘t su ism was making converts so rapidly in that Btate. "Tift a cough, carry me off, And then a coftin they carried ime off in t" This will no be your epitaph if you take all h and Dr. K. V. Pierce‘s "Golden edical Discover‘ in time. It is specific for weak longs‘ «pitting of blood, night sweats, and the e fly stages of consump tion $y cll drugynsta. ‘Eumora is treading on a volcano," reads old X. in his paper mloud. ‘"Papa, what is a v ?" asked the youngest. ‘"Why, it is something to tread on, my boy." Throat, Bronchial, and Lung Diseases. p specialty.. Rend two w‘aipps fur large treatise quving self | treatmeht. .- Address Wornb‘s Disrensany Mrevican Asso ciatios, BuBaic, N.Y. Fooo says that he hams kottled up enough health during the winter to last pearly through the two weeks which he intends spending at some health resort pext summer, *, * ‘Troubles oftea come trom whence we least expect thom." Yet we may oiten prevent or counteract them by prompt and intelligent sctior. | ‘Thousands of persons are constaolly troubled with a combine thou of disesses < Discased kidaeys and costive bowels are tnair tormentors. They should know that Kidney-Wort sets oo these organs al the same time, causing them to throw off the powous thst have clogged them, mad so renewlaz the whole system. B@" he Diamond Dyes tor famuy use — have no equale. All popular colors easily | dyed. fast and beautiful. 10 cents a package. Stamm Rops.-To clean stair rods, use woolen cloth wet with water and dipped in sifted cos! nsbhes; afterwards rub with a dry cloth, f | Detavax, Wai, Sepi $4 1878. | Gexsts -1 bave takes not quite oa¢ bottle of the Hop Bitters. 1 was a fecble oid . nan of 78 when I got i. Today 1 am ae active and feel as weli as 1 did ai 80. I ste a great many that need such a medicine. D, BOYCE Fiax may be scaled much easier by first dipping them in scalding water for a minute.

A NA Dr. 8. Silabeo‘s External LS instant relied and is an CURE FOR ALL kinbs or Plies. | ost dress

Birrers Hovleltor‘s Momact Ritter: meets the mmen‘s of the rational mesk.eal phiosophy which at préteot prevail. | It ts a perfec iy pare vegetable rewely, embeacing the three cuportunt propertion of a psn as ve, a tooks and an al orative. It forufies the body aeaims d sens, inv gorates and reviializes the torp d atemach abd liver, and effects a radutary I the enttq aye te m. For cule by all Droggitta and 1 generally.

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POH R. PAIN. Rheumatism, ©HKeural B ralgia, Sciatica, Stial) Kore Thromt, birampryt] t Wruises, l Arpmwvig de w 1rav, Witea. a%b ALL OTWER BODILY ral ad» comes. Sail by Desppele and bmatars 6: erve bere Fil; Contas bustle Dtrsormme in 11 Lamganer THE bpwerereninil A vou LAs C0 we. C& a LYDIA E. PINKHAM‘S VEGEBTADLE COMPOUSD. | &A Bure Cure for all FEMALE WEAK NESSES, Including Lescerrkea, ir- | regular and Painful Mensiruation, Inflammation und Ulceration of the Womb, Fleeding, PROLAPSUS UTERI, &e. @r Pleasant to the taste, eff wel oa ac) fme oC ~) In ftr effect. It be a ffreat belpls proppanc «o heves pain during labor and ad mguic pect <a rninfacuss verry asp Papuan rr hibit, U2r¥ou ain Wnarxwerps of the pencrative c of etther sex. 14 bs eeand to me remedy that he > Leen before the public; and for ail Cis Rupourrs 6 is the Greatest Hemedy in the Wor. ENT .IDNEY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex Find Great Relief in tis Tse. LYDIA E. PDNEHA A306 ELooP PCiirtr® | pouimne o ire nite ena aceon t % marveliousts he as the Cempoond. E# Both the Compoun a and Blood Partfer are prepared at 195 and £8 Wertern Avrcaus, Lyon. Maun. Price of either, §1.. Six bottles for §§. The Compound is sent by mail is the forms of pills, of of loterges, on receipt of pride, §1 per bex for either.. Mri. Pinkham freely amawers all letters of Ingciry, Roclos I cont Send Cor Sexts this Paper. . ir pge ®. progece Uit n cure Oomstipe | D of the Thver, & cents, S2~Beid by all Draccists."@8 — m, cue tie see:mr=Are mum rewase A Skin of Bonnty is a Jor Forever. DR. T. FELIX GOURAUD® lino

HEALTH IS WEALTH, Health of Body is Wealth of Mind DR. RADWAYS Sarsaparillian Resolvent. THE C&EAT BLOOD PURIFIER Pure blood makes sound fexb, strong bone and s clour sicin. i you would have your fork . frm. pour bones ou without caries, amd. your come Racway‘s Sarsaparilliian Resolvent. A remedy composed of ingredients of extras dizary medical propertien esseoiel to purfn, and invgurate tae brokem-owb an! wasted body -Qcicn, Puxcsast, bark and Pamala aot in kte t tarni und care domgnated, whether i be nr 2, c-mmmption. tla, gloers, sores, Lursory, Cade, erpmipélat. of mut rhenrs, dasewse= of the long», kbloape, blad. der, worn, skin, iver. siomack of bowls, ¢ ther shpofle ut constiational, the virus is is the Biood which Mipylies the wasie alw! belli and repairs these onpatis abs wasted. tawses of the estes. If the basel is unkeaAby, the proces: of repair must be unsound. The | Sarsaperittian Resolvent Not only in s compensaing rexel, the harmagimes action 0° c+ t» establishes throughout tue al harmony gabe ae,% wels with a Cpare as? — ut Twk Sein wher a few days use Beraupanl as, | Lecomes | clear. and alo Pubples, fuscbes, beack apow abo tuptions ar. reruored . sutux and hloere # «4 Pewee saffering from wot complaint may be » © fize of conus sp w blonel , m & cure If tae Sareajar ilan < sont Lawe to ink 19% ring ens Une botze contain nore plea uf Medicore thas aus Takes in teasy Ive or aca liices 2 R. R. OR. Radway‘s Ready Relief, The Cheapest nad Best Medicime for Family Use in the World asuve primes Preparstion cuers require In from one to twenty tinulcs bever fails to relieve Pain with one: thacagh | appention no matter how valent of exccucaling the. pain, the IGeamate, bec ralten | Insrm, Crippled, Nervous, bearagnc ur prostrated | with disease may sufer, RADWAT® READY RELIEF wi afford instant case. INFLAMMATION OP THE KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION of THE BLADDER, INFLANM ATION OP TE Bo Wits CONGERTION OP THE LUNGS, SORE THEOAT, DIMTICULT BkR&THING, PALPITA TON of THE HEART, HYTST ERICA, CRUCP, DIPHT iH E3 a. CATAkkHL, INFLOENEA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHER, NEUKALGIA, KHEUMATISX, CoLp CHILLS, AGUK Chilis, CHILBLAIN® AND FROST BITTIES, BRUTSES, LUW RAGG, SCTATICA, NERYOUSN ENS, SLEEPLENS NES, COUQHES, Cul_DS, SFRAINs, PAINS IN THE CBEST, BACK or LIMBS are imicastiy reiteved. M A LA RIA IN ITS VARIOUS FPORMS FEVERE AND AGUE wok a ram AND AGUE cared for 80 cus. . There is agent Is this world thet will cure Fever and Moy ant other Milarioan, Bilo hearin EU coe Vetow asd other fevers (aldec tess weil Kal (ILS) ao quickly as RaADW AYE Is will h & tew , inomensts, when taken internaily to the direct care Oriraps, Sparme, Sour Stomach, Heartburn, He Drapepta palpation of the Mok‘ Cold fia! Hystories, ns in t vwe! yeentery, Gane, Wind in the Bowels, ne and an Inleroal Pouca‘ Travciers should "ail, a * bottle botue of Fim Wayrs HKADY: RELIEF RADWwAY‘s Regulating Pu!s Porfoct Purk® tive. Aperi‘aot @ihoat beim Always le and Neturai in Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR GALOMEL . hioet. jae onne wens l bigg hn Arwen ery aoccs hetialieinispe ond aweet ty: eeemane oue \ "4 2% Limbe, apd Sudden viper w ragmn mang an = soup st pxtociara Price, 25 Conta For Box. REAv "FALSF AXD TRUE®* genes rare on s wortk housstts will be nent ""& To the Public, cxnemene~= =