> verise the midnight intruder, but just SEA ISLE-PIONEER PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY, , ‘SEA ISLE CITY,N.J Pionssr Publishing Company. Temua-One dollar and a half a year, payable in advance, « #Gg* Under no clreuinstences will we publish commnications which come to \ws duthout the writer‘s name, FRIDAY, JUNE 22, 1883. "I don‘t want no rybbish, no fine sentiments, if you please," said the wid: ow, who was usked what kind of an epi sho desired for her lite hus band‘s tombstone,. -"Let it be short and umple-something like this: ‘William Johnson, aged seventy-fve years. The gyootl die young.‘ " 2. oa e oo Wi An inebriated individual stugvest from the platform of a streetcar 10 allow a lady to get on board, . A sud» «lon sturt of the car threw the fair pas senyer into the faddled gentleman‘s arm«. | "Excuse mo !" said the lady. "You‘re-hic-welcome, ma‘am |" was the innocent response. w e o s His Honor and Bijah. The clocks had just struck midnight when the residents of two or three wquares on Antcine street heard a voice ipgine : — n "Will I be mbaed whon I am gone ? Will tears be «hod for me? When | go bence will grave suspense Befolt on band and mea? # One citizen raised | his window | and advised the singer to tike in l4«: voice betope a club hit it. Another snapped w revolver at him. A third said he would come down and make hint sing a different tune, and those who didn‘t get out of beit wera too mad to go to aleep for the next bour. — Aud the sing» er leaned against a bydrant and continued : "My love, she lives in Savannah, And she wipes ber nose on a bandata, Aad calls me her doe, Becuase don‘t you know Tcall her my gucky dems Hannah." This was to much. Three different citizens isaned . trom their doors to pulthen the policeman awoke from his boautifal dreams" and | turned thecorn_er andaaid :

"Stop that or down you go !" "« singing sgainst the law ?‘ "It in."" "I don‘t believe it ! I will now give you a gem from my repertoire : "uh ! many a tine 1 feel so aad, And 1-" "Shut up!" "1 wou‘t 1" "Then cume along !" There was a struggle, and the snow was kicked over the | fences in clouds the law triumphed and the singer was Jed away and locked up,. Ho was a forlorn sight as he appeared before his Honor, having bis coat rplit up the back, aud the snow having scarcely melted out of bis hair yet. "1s this Thomas Saunders?" waked Abe court. "Yos, sir; this in. all that is lofi: of the gentleman by that name,." "And you disturbed the peace ?" "Well, sit, I felt moody and low wpir ~ ited, and 1) arose: from my bed and walked and sang. Longleliow used to de the same thing." "Yes but midnight is no time to go nround screaming at the top of your volse," "Screaming? Sir, 1 sing instead ot scream. | Let me me give you a fow votes in my best tenor," "Don‘t do it! The case is bad enough alréady." — "But will sing." "If you do Ul send you up !" "Pll sing if you send me up for life ! He Cinet now wiule I get the — pischs Mare Mio? 1 "cirt e days of my childhood ? OhI shew ‘ave, ibe WWicmie of fay you‘ bi, ‘Birh pressed down on him at this moment, an the song was bitten off. "PI make it thirty days," observed ~ the court. ‘ List me sing another vearso and you gin make it sixty," replied the prison: "*No air. wax‘ © I‘ll sing all the way up to the ‘06k Wonse; mud alt" the time I‘m pm when I get out lll come d to your housssome night about ira and g for m fall hour," wet seven , dn you into the riter?" Call the ihe vase." . "~~ mat Anwirs sawe so, ~. 0% Qullirm came out with won.,

wk Hlét me off." " ope. Prisoner, you hate ® vai have been lying !" i "Uh ! sir, one of these fits is now coming on £! _.... — "If she dbimes 111 send you up for three months I" "Then maybe I can keep it off, but please let me go." — "I‘shall make it thirty days." "Oh 1 sin, can‘t you make it thirty minutes ?" "And if you are not better of your Bts wher you come out, I‘ll give you a sure pe," "Thanks! You have saved my life ! It was whisky that ailed me, as the officer said, but I drank it to keep the fits away. | Thanks for the sent nce of thirty days, 1 expected mt least four months," annnvon dogg onn w ~A Friendly Correspondence, There lives in 8t. Logis a very. sensible old German named Muller, who keeps a store. | He has a dunghiter nam ed Mina. | Not long since she attracted the attention of one of these unfortunate creatures called "mashers," »« call ed because their noses need mushing about ten times a day. He found out where she lived, and next day an un: kempt urchin brought Miss Muller a personal note, marked "strictly confdential." | The contents of the note were to the effect that he loved her for herself alone. | ‘The following postscript was added : "P. 6.-That my dasttng may make no. miw take, remember that | will wear a Light pair of ponts and a dork eat-wey cast. In my vient hand I will carry a small cane, and In my left a cigar. Yours forever, R h "Apour kis." As the grehin «aid he was to wait for an answer. Mi=« Muller took the note to ber fither, and requested him to write an answer, | The old man did so, stating that his daughter would be at the appointed place at the time specifed by proxy, he,. her fither, Living authority to represent her at UKeCprp posed caucus, The postscript read a% follows : — "P, 8. -Dot mine son make no filshdakes, I vill pe dressed in mine shift sleeves, | VU vear io mine right band a glub ; In mine left hand I vi vear a «lx-shooter, forty five call> bre, | You VU recognize me by de vey 1 hut you on d — head a goople dimes twiee mil de ghub, | Vait for me on de corber,. os 1 have comedings iImberJant to Infarm you iit, Yoor frent, fecagazen, Muria." For some explained reason Adolphus was not on hand when he was wanted, much to the grief of the old ..on, who meant all that he wr to,

e -a» New Postal Regulations, Tasedavy the Postmaster General at Washington, issued an orger to take effeet on the first of July next, with res pret to what is know as held for postage matter. The order provides | that wher ere: ang lertor is unpaid at Pres ihan one full rate of postage, or any parcel of third or hirto Class matter, now aully »repaid, and being etherwine mailable, i% deposited at n port edice of the: first second, or third class aml consigned to any other post affiee within the United States, it shal} be the duty of the post master to send to the milire=s, an offictal postal card containing a notice of the detention and a request to remit the proper amount of portage to entitle the letter or parcel to ita destination. The provision applies only to matter which does not bear the card or addrees of the sender. nnn s # ege g_ THE TIDES. The following table shows | they, hours of high water at Sandy | Hook, from June 17th to 30th. For Sea Isle City ald 30 minutes : Date | A. M. \ P.M. it | & 00 /s za I8 | 548 l o6 bz 19 GBB O 6 5% ® | Togs T 4t Cog1 | 8 ap! os zs 22 | #48) o o 24 9 33%) 9 57 I — a {30 21 | 10 44 — #50 {b 1 (11 35 I ooh | .l...2.} 0 Ol | — #10 | Co ts | 0 M | | ON To NEW JFPRSEY Coast. ‘t about the middle of Hi nie» about Ith of Tune; «"Week i Appear in May ; leave in Octigme mens ihe vers on the pleasinst | i h Tito: hesenniprnr‘

oA good cook. "Tiny to Mixe A. ¥. Landi«. FVinctana N. .s ig General Insurance Agency . wer} mewn , WILLIAM A. HOUSE. bo inciged Office and residence, Vincland, N. J. | Brave} Office, . | Sea Isle City, N. J_ Insurance effected in fallowing first class Companies: | Lana, of Hartford, Connecticut. | Phomix, of " int Hartiord, of " i | Fire Association. of Philadelphia. Girard Fire Ins. Co., of * Com inontal, of New York, Home, of wf | Ningara, of le 6 Quee en, of London. | Hoyal, of Liverpoot, Seaside cottages will be insured at | LOW RATES, and prompt attention given to all com. munications | relatimn | thereto. — Will visit SEA NLE CHY Tuesdays and Thursdays during the «epson, and whenever te quired at other Uines. $-18, if H ave Yor r TL Ie KETS STAMPED ! 1 | Al Cchets pur hirsed on an order from €. K. Lundis, must be «taraped by | the agent at Neu Isle City befure ertor | ing the train, 4-18 if GEO. A. BLAKE, Contractor and Builder, Sea Isle City. Bey> Fstimates furnished at short notice, | Jobbing promptly attended to. b-18, Jin, CURBING AND FENCING done with promptness and do-patch by WM. H. DAVIS, Bricnrox CoTT AGE, SEA ISLE CITY, N.oj. 4-18, if

SPECI AL SAL E or LOTS. aanooooile | SEA IntE CHPY, | eaPk MAY corNnTy, | ONE HUNBRED AND 14W ENY-TIINEE | L418, | loeated In bloelcs 1%, 7, %, %%, M, 44 #, Vi and i lw oa Pe pean of Clr Nop lias s Section al mew 1 le City, in > hares of $82), vac! h alue raphisonting a lot, The sizes of the Lots ore as follows; 14 Lots, oocdB® front, 44 fet Prout, 110 feet deop. m Lots,‘ M fect front, 110 feet desp, ®) hots. & fest fremt. ! tl ep Fach share pagable M9 oedi the t atsnee In four eqtial pep is of 18 pero month, the whuir upon the delivery of the deads. | Fach noath aPer the shave are all sofa There wil be a buble sale of the choice of Lois, among slinre-holders only, ans the choice will be sold to the party pay Ing tre highest profibure above the $25), and wim will ngree to ercei a | buildlag, within om your, costttg not Jos» qlan ‘89, A sile will take pace the fro Tueday of each morth to partice who wich to locate thur lots and buda unti they wore | all roid. Parties having more than Che share wiil be ( entitled to fake twwo Pots at the same prondunm together, and one Lullding wil answer for the two fors, The prestome to Be divhled aro rata anong the sbarcholders. | The advaningss fo those sho locite their | tots wod bald are dart they will obmin choice Incations, and hase unpuey eme its ali meuced | them, which W ; reatly paly ance tie salne | af their property over and above tir coma, and they gc their shure of the premiums, which wiil reduce what they Lave to ja). The advantages to those who parciase. for an Inverpment, and do tot wish to buff, are that they get their share of the: promiutim, which will make a ba drome d.vidend or ; profits; and. besides, the «ote which mre «old wie sure to be built upon whieh a reasonable time, This byve emomit of befldina improve men‘ is sare to breréase the value of the remaing sharv® which are tranmferalde, Ren Inte City maltuated upon the Atantle Occan, ouly stxty miles from Pbliadcipiia, bat way bet ween AMantle Oity and Capy May, It bs conncetat fa sah 4 by railroid from eae ne to the beret . The West Jersey N. I fis the PounayIvania Tailraad Tine, It hus the advantaure of nu oreos trains. | Low rites of freicbt and fare Axi cotlage Epria ite Poi Jor Hioketa ut the mime rats ng to AUantlc The beach 1> considered uperior to any other upon the American fulh, frm Lab dor to Florids, | {t is broad, bard and gentle, miesliy ante for women and childre and he mast viel Seenineent roith relat ng sert ® tlabe fou md this lays the Rivas ot, a irastifol t th rorua ure and Tad al un Inmediatet hind i1, es sailing, boosting and fishing bimd, Vand" whieh are filled wich Enpolettee. | F4 craba, The air im soft a uxt APAC Cy.

EXCURSION TICKETS ~GOUD POR. MAN AND WIFE, cP HOM PHILADELPHIA, OBTAINED sea ISLE city, FOKR_£50.00 or $10.00, for samigle person, good from is 1, to Oct. 81, ‘88, , <b, 83 SEa Is The ecming season the Exonrsion House will be open, It will tw one ciimedred by sixty feet, with Hath Room, Restaurant, Bah Room 60880 feet, and a Hurrieime Deck Promenade on top dox 104 fort, affording mapn.ticent out looks. — Excursion tates will be the same as to Atlantic Citv. If you are equeiuted with amy churches, or ao crchies, who «o«h to get up Excunsen-, | please all their attention to Seu Isle City. The following glotels and Cot age» wll also he open : Sra Vikw Horse. -Occan front, Cor ner of Marine Place wud Houre Street ; Pixiw 10 feet long, T feet whio, also 24 «tory pazza for use of boarder=:‘ Batho ouse« attached ;o Hates, — $2.50 per day. Sper Svason, Tino, W. diroves, Proprietor, Eveny‘s Homer aco Bark HorspeOcean front, one Block from the Rail road ; 32 rooms; wide phuwss ; pleasant rocuns ; forms, $8 to #100 per week. John Lilley. Proprietor, "Aus Widuirr Iai Oceun | front, Corner of Garpisos Street; 18 boomy i 2 Woeks« from the Station ; pleasant place for families : terms $7 to @8 per week. it, Proprietor. SwitH‘s Cortao®.-Ocean front, Corner Ladiun Street, near the Thor ugh borates for week and | fare ; | specid ittertion given to fislong | Eo £ prrties sovl their families ;. boats ro vided ; — terms of board, &1 50 per duy, by the werk as may be ‘agreed. Ho noy L. Sinith, Proprietor, Marston Horar.-tOcean front, near Albion Street ; conducted on the Eure pean plan; meals at all houre; UK c rooms; Bath Hoosss for gnests attach ed ; — terms reasonable. | John Klanse, P roprietor. Pricaprerma Hor Avenue and Freta Stéreet; one | Block . ~ Corner Landis | from Railroad Station ; | large pimrras ; | boording by day and week ; 26 mtus; Bathing | Houses for Boarders. | Jobn Gezan, | Proprietor. | Philadelphia | address, Thirteenth and Mifflin Streets. Smppscexa Hovs® -~Pearl Street, near the Goean front ; commanding »itus ton ;o pleasant place for fanniies ; 15 rooms; ferms, $7 to ©10 per week. Thones Scholes, Owner, Armiox | Hover.--On — Home | Street, + near the Beach; 22 rocim«; 56 feet ; porch room ; $.per day; [@pecial rites y the week or season, 8 Schick, Proprivtor. Acsorrorp | HMorsz.-Corner | Landi« Avenue und | Ariadne Street ; Ocean | view ; linge puasmi«; children no oljec tion; 20 rooms; term» reasonable. Alex. Wilkinson, Proprietor. Aveurat Hovsz.-Corner Landi« Ave nue and Dolphin Street; | commanding view ; | 20 room; | near the ocean, and copvenient to R. H.; — Loird by the day «or week. Chas, Longinotti, Owner, Novran [email protected] front, Corner | Vinaland Street ; 26 rocm»; — near the fishing grounds ; | beats | provided for fishing and sailing parties; Coach meets all the trains during the reason,. free. of charge to the grrest« ; terms, $1. M) per day, $10 pag week, L. J. Spear, Pho prictor, Minaya | Hovis. --Corner | Landis Avenue and Minerva; 26 rooms ; one Block from the ocean ; | three minutes walk from the Station. | William A. House, Owner, Burontox Corrao®.-On Garrison St.. near the Ocean; family resot; 13 rooms ;e pleasant room ; near Station ; gunning, fxhing and parties taken out, Win. H. Davis, Proprietor. Dourns Corvrac®.<-Dolphin | Street, pear Ocean front; | board ly the week for families ; children no objection ; 15 roomm ; II Ladiam, Proprictor, Conat Cortsoen.-300 feet from the Ocean on Coral Street ; 13 rooms; good accommodations at reasonable | rates. A, L. Frets Proprietor, rros Cortaox.-Osern front, Cor ner Shell Street ; 13 rooms ; | splendid view, | Miss | Kerr, Owner. Laxcseres Hobex,.-Swain Street, near the Ocean front ; $# rooms‘; farge ( aan ; | fine view 6 (reean and Ray ; terms, #6 to 88 per week. Win. Sutton, tor, anwioxsie‘s Tor Crmanm Paviciox.lorner Landis Avenue snd Parks Street; two mingtes Walk from Station ; | board by the day or week. Folin Maiswinkle, or, — Suver Lake Hovkm-Opposite the Stmtion, on Halia Street pleasant sito m 3 . teripm d In " Thack. dure: "On Alx A Boso‘s Horen. @ Coral Btroot ;

Time — Table. " "Praifs leave Phila., Mar ‘ket St. wharf. upper ferry, week days 9- .co A. M., and 310 P. | Sundays, 8.00 A. M. | Artane Hea Ise Ciigy: werk dons, wo Aw. ®.. | a and 4.230 P. — Bundags, %. ve ¢. M. Cor. Dolphin and Landis Sts. PIANOS AND ORGANS 1 wove mmncuptBt mme Pancoast Allen, ~-DRALER Ix -- PIANOS AND organs. Informs the residents of Sea Isle City and Cape May County, that he has located at Pearl and Landi« Avenues, | where he has 1 | I mg and grading at reasonable rates. | | some tery fine Organs, which he will sell low | for cash, of on casy | monthly — and quarterly payin‘tw. Ketul for circulars and Plano list, — Address Hea lde City, or Wilmington, Del. "Mu savage breast." Try these instruments. & 2-16, if mc hath charm« to soothe the Jacom CRoUsE, _ eobEaLFR PN — CARPETINGS, No. 68 North Second Street, Below | Arch, | West | me PHILADELPU . wonmmenitpec i> Oil Cloths, MattGing«, Window Shades, | and every vericty of Carpeting» | constantly — on | hand. 2-16, if Ir You Wart help, Wount a enol, Wont & salomen, Wart in servant girl, Want to sell a carriage, Want to buy or sell x farm, Woat to bere x or lond money, Want to buy or seli oun property, Want tfowoll produce gtoc mer, diuge, Want to sell dy goods, notions carpets, Want wlnigeet Leustomens formmything Advertise in the Pioneer, Advertising a Advertisin Advert] Aol vertising will meke an ccgss cary, Iwasa gain our tomers, who koep custcmers, Uberdb witt alway s pay, Advertising will beget confidence, A Ivorticing shows enterprise, Advertising shows plack, Advertise and sacceed, Acivernise or bust, Adveriise | now, Aoiver iwo HERKE, DIRECTLY on the BEAEH Limoey‘s Hotst <AND._Kenmuington — Model "Bath Houses," Nek SLE CITY, N. NEW BATGING ROBES --ind the very heat -- ACCOMMODATIONS. KFEirst-Class — Dinners -] __ EXC URSIONISTS, moans A Trecae FIFTY CTS. EACH. 68 5 3m _ SEA ISLE CITY _ Bakery & Confectionery. A supply of FRESH BREAD, CAKES, AND CoNrRCT1ONERY — donstantly on hand. HOTELS & COTTAGES frow W. Fackler. _FOR sag t

| S an. g ey y See SEA ISLE CITY! BEST LOCA TION AXDMODERATEPRICES Distance by West Jersey Railroad only one mile farther from Philadelphia than Atlantic City, Magnificent AKDSsAFE BEACH! ADVANCED Sanitary REGULATIONS ! LARGE AmoUNT Of Building IN PROGRESS! Provision made in all sales for mctual building ; and also for adornment ! THE PLACE MSELF IS Its Best RECOMMENDATION 1 |_