Tmm handy telepUoue: The olhur day an individual, wno aecmutl to be aotuo I what under the influence of dunk, euUtxud a bueinaue place on Randolph i •tree i and inquired i 1 they had a tele- < phone. Being anawered in the aflirma- 1 Urt, he laid down 10 oenU and aaid: I "Floaeo talk for me, aa my voiou la I rery faueky thie moming. P Uxsse oall I up Mi*. MoOeorg*." "Has aha a telephone ?" "Na" I ••Then I oan't oall her." •That's so. Well, oall up Buyder'a grocery. That's within six blocks of my house." The grocery waa soon connected, and then the man aaid: "Ask the grocer if he knows MoOeorge." •'No," was the answer. <-Aak him if he just as soon run orer to Not — Twentieth street." "No," oame again. "Wall, tell him to pay some boy two shillings to go to thai number and ask my wife if sue told me we would want another gallon of vinegar by next week Friday, and she can telephone from somewhere to the poatoflfce and the postmaster will send someone out to hunt me up. Awful handy things, Uiuae telephones." nappy uact aiore. 9r. loon. Mo.— A Chronicle reporter was told by Mr. Alfred J. 1'apm. of this atv, thai his nephew bad the most obotioaia cam- of inflammatory rhcumavUm which bsffl d all kinds of treatment until 8l Jacob's Oil, the great pain conqueror was used. It cured the youi.g man, and he reeomuicad* it as the greatest cure for l*i us in Uie world. a xhobt time ago, at a school in the North of England, during a leason on the spifnal kingdom, tbc teacher pnl the following question: "Can any boy name to me an animal of the order ' edantata; that is, a front tooth toothless animal ?" A boy, whose face beamed with pleasure at the prospect of a good mark, replied. 4T oan." "Well, what is the animal ?" "My grandmother 1" replied the tjoy. in great glee. Eadweard Mugbridyt who has had auoh Nucoees iu inventing electro-photo-graphic camera which will catch the outlines of bodies in rapid motion, proposes to wideu his experiments this summer and irane a volume of 100 new photographs especially to men of scienoe and artists. Experimeuu will be made upon birds on the wing, seals, marine mammals, oscillations of the human body in health and disease, the suooeesive phases of the heart and long in action and some studies also illustrating trajectory corves. Actors on the stage will also be photographed, and ball, polo playing and other sports. St. Petersburg authorities consider the search for the North pole expedition Dymphna absolutely hopeless. No trace of the ship or craw oan be found. The Bamoyde country is an enormous frosen desert forming the northern boundary of Asia, inhabited by a barbarous race that knows nothing of civilisation or anything ia fact beyond a desire for blubber and firm. They were originally forced back from the wanner Asiatic ■ones by the Mongolians and have lost all traces of their former modes of living, dragging out a cheerless pagan existence. _

Troops of Ailments Vanquished. On aneouat OC tas pnxntaaaa* w*b *toto B ■sWi Til" r-TT- Roentoi by unhealthy axhatocksul. i iLmaarr'a Better* to c amdMUd la todtoutfirililO "mllr idsIic m oe U«* border* of OUT kutMia b>i wemd ri^fn, and lo new mtt-'e-meut* whsrs ik plouih sn its sxs srs for uw 1 vi time disturbing tha soRDida of nature*. It* ra pvtstma. however, is not on® flood to such kx*)kfls*. Wherever too dement* of di**a*e era rile, U to the rarmtmfegeard of i saiih-.wr trever ■ ckoom JruvaUs it u a* s mnety. Among the SnouTdossMS witos n u guaranteed to r<*uol m adigwtiun. i4i»»m*ew, sou all w>* name sUmem* ooTaeerai wuh derangement* ufthe *t«nech. (he liver, sad ths bow si* — mr» aa hearttmru, bmdscb." Muiraor, eosurcaeaa, sasass. dmwos for teed. Uagao* aad dsbUiiy. peipttuiios of the boartT trsmbUar of tb« sol sals lbs mis, ibttotd vuSa, «H turtwd »i«se. and mental laSkouo. As tieaopfey steal and menial dworbaatrmd to a tiaira faiiursof aU the pn*er* o t Urn rystoSL they should bo at oye <yrrected-as tiny ulwuv* may be— by s '.owe of Hoaswi ■Maes B liter*. A tslepboxio bull: A reporter rang on the office of two prominent physicians, "Is anybody in?" was asked. "Tas. aor. ' "who?" "Me, sor, plaae." "Is Dr. A. in?" "Wouldn't Dr. R. do aor, plate?" "Weil, yea." "Natherman tv 'em la here, sor." ▼wry Writ rat. Wly do jrott defer till lmmutt"* wtest «• tboold So %»4>r? *Tby Sows sat I wise sfliWl It tiros* a. tatocvwaeturtl n. sod r..,,.ua p»o br.n«* net* Um gvwve? br WM. Half* B.imm to smii* r«r* if tolas ll aaaaos ft laa nmr Uis torn to fan. Ufa tt tooroushly aooordlns dlixcMou*. IVrwver* tUl tba Stoiaaa k> eosquarad. aa it la aetata to la •'wo If It tooSId raqtrin-jjjdk*^ 1 oii^m Ttows m do btotar Bahrr'* rats raaatoa. toonscf Ike beto Ltahmeto put up. It to a raal pea Hilar, aed Stotroya pal*. »tv tW totoraal or aitoreal. sltosar raaail, p laa baas a ate* Sard naady lor Us sail (tony or forty ysara. Tun is a beautiful form of dlasfmuletion self oooqueat— and a beautiful form of agotism— love. Ladles, buy for your husbands, brothers and sons Urolith too collar* and cuff<~ and save trouble la washing. Ficwiu smell sweet whether men are near or not. Or. eh aw* tares* nerve nssmrsr is ton parrel ot me age for all nern dwasas. aU feSSFl Anto Btntof Wntw pray era are atrongeat merdas Itotoriaa kmvmsmiwm to travel era. Aids digestion, prevents aaasea and haadaehe Draggtata. Dow'v spare tha' Tratoher and fee the ^WeewBeakl »t*i ■ m-ttmm m iaanl aed vtyr — rto tVj to I pa i ftosoteass. flszaal Dsaimy. p. ^Ooon a tuff ia often twisted into queer j£T^&RJ.LsaSL S airs Dow- with the neats and tha ronka

Wnu Oioero would be honest: Old 8i was asked by one of our merchant*— "Si. do you kovw a darkey by the name of Davis?" "Bissero Davis wid de ml eye dat got burned in de powder sploshin?" "Yea. he's the man " "Well. I kno's him." "Is herelialde?" "Otn'olly, it 'ponds moughty on de bixneas <Ut he's gaged in at da time." "What buaineaa would he soil best in aa s porter?" •Well, tar tell je da flat- food od, unsephistioated trufc, dar's one place whar dat rooster oou'd wuok an' be ex hones' ca de day— an' dat a ex porter iu er nial'aUte sto I In dat case de o'ner 'ud be liiqiie ter flue de proporty alios jess w^y he leT hit I" The gentleman named Davis was not engaged. /■Vorrt the EUctrioat Review it appears thai the ball of the General Assembly of the Church of Bootland — a fine odiboe near Edinburgh Cas'le— had been provided with a new electric conductor, tioiuo doubt having been expressed whether the new was as efficient aa the old. U was resolved to subject tha former to a strict bud, and ac oordingly a copper wire was earned ap one aide of the spire and attached to a conductor on the other. Wbr.n the connections were made it was found thai the electrical resistance, a» stated, reached the "*ery, very alarming resistance of 800 oh ma." The conductor was joined together by screw couplings, and it is to the defective oouditiou of these that the high reeistauoc was due. Vuur sad: A was tound dead on the floor of his room at the Mcrri weather Hotel, Frankfort, the other morning. He hid blown out the gaa •'Bad affair!" aaid the landlord, apeakingof the event: •4I should aay it waa. Over oue thouaand feet of gaa escaped 1" "DoLlkcwl**." D*. R. V. Pluses, Buffalo, N. Y.s— "Five yrar* ag»» I wa* a draalful sufferer from uterine trouble*. Ilavluu exhausted tlto skill of three phy.dr oiu», I waa compteteiy dl«couragea, i»U«i ao weak 1 coulu with dlflh'uliy c i«a the vemn alone. 1 began taklug your 'Favorite l*n*rrtptl«i' and ttsing Um? KkwI loaim i»t UNxanmemled In your H'-otntuou Sense kloillcal Adviarr,' in three months I was neifectlt ra ni. 1 wrote a lrtiur to my family |M|x-r, briefly mentioning bnw my beulili U.ul Wn n-^torud, and « ncring to w-nd tbu lull particular* to any ouo writing sir f»»r tlicm and inrii *mfj a atampnl mrtl-pe for rr/Jjr. 1 have reorivod over four hundred letters. In reply, I have described my cam- ami t e trratun nt uwd. gful earnestly advlseil litem to Mo llke*l*a Fruia a great many I hare receive- 1 second latter* of thank* *tating that tbey had mmmenred tltr treat men and were much batter already." y*« K. F. MOIU3AN, New CatUe, Ma Dr. MorcU Mttokemsie saya tin t guai lac given early will rarely fail to cut ahort an acute tanailitia The formula ia aa follows: Renin guaiac, 70 gram.; • gum tragaoanth, 43 gram. ; aacchar. alb. l 17 gram.; black currant paste, every , two hours. One oan also give aconite, , as reoommended by Ringer. If the , disease ia not checked, give small pell lets of ice.

Pr new*'* "PMlets." or sugar-coated gr.in.iW — tha original "Llltlo 1.1 ver Pills," (bewarv at imltatlotu) aire sick aud biVitiii* headache, ohlllto the stomach and ttowcl*, and purlf>* the blood. To get gm» nine, wo Dr. Pi signal uro and p rtmit on Oovcraniont stamp, beauts per \bu, by dnigghts. A b*bidxkt of Porter street appeared on Michigan avenue the other day with a led woolen rag around Ida neck and a tonsilitis look in his eyes, and almost ths flnt man he met inquired: "Ah ! case of poeomodia, I suppose ?" "No, sir," was the husky roplv. ••Spinal meningitis, perhaps ? ' "No, sir." "Rheumatism settled in your hack, eh?" "No, air. "Troubled with oorna ?" "See here, man !" remonstrated the other, "did you ever hear of a man tying up his throat to euro an ailment of his feat?" "Did I? Let's see. Hay, by George, I never did. Uome to think of it, it must be something the matter with your kidneys or liver.'* "llesoly Dssdonwd (wtui pliuplvs) to Ailumnl lh« >to«-' If you deslrr a tolr complexion free from piniptas, blotches, awl eruptions, take Hk Em Medical Discovery. By drug<Tri A Nxw You correspondent suggests the ides of charging admission to oh a rah as when a "star" preacher is in tha pulpit. ••Star" preachers only appear in fsahionable churches m New York, and aa poor people are not welcomed in such houses, it ia not necessary to resort to an admission fee to exclude thein. A fee of $1 for a reserved seat would beautifully illustrate the scriptural teaching that "Salvation ia freei" _« Hot or cold: Mistress who, desiring to press out some articles, calls to the servant, in the kitchen through the •peaking tube— "Bridges, put down a flat-iron for me immediately." Bridget, lately arrived at OastJe Garden— "Yea, mum; will ye have it hot or oowld ?*' W mn gratitude lias become a matter of reasoning, fbera are many ways of saoaping tram Its bonds. Malaria, chills, positively cured bv | Emory '• Standard Cum Pllla Tbelr squal unknown; sugar coated; no griping, flfic. i On* man's fault should be another Man's Icaaon. » Ltolirs ami rbiktrai*! booU and shorn , cannot ran over if Lyon's Patent Heal miffsacv* are used > Bwt not too high a value on your own abilttaes. Task R«.hwd Of tolas r to tfeies ttassi ths toss h* was bstors to tto«aa ■ stoat Wells' Itsaim Hssewrr ft. Drafgtoto. r Tli gciodnaas of new* half lias ju the ! sSSKSrfSr

A 1 inuooaavio joke : "I've been thinkiug, father," aaid Melaucthon Marrow- t fat after a long pauac. during which he f appeared to bt* studying the changing i forms of the yule log that glowed by a the fireside, "I've been thinking a good i deal." "What was the aubjeot of your 1 thoughts?" asked the old gentleman, i pleaaautiy. "Ive been thinking of the t words of the hymn. 'When shepherds c watched their flocks by night,' aud won- ? tiering why they didn't go to bed and 1 leave the flocks to take care of them- < selves." "Well, did yon arrive any i satisfactory conclusion?" "Why, yes; 1 i thought the Republican party must t have been in power iu those days and 1 the ahepberds watched their flocks for I fear some office-holder would steal them." Cm and country oourtiug: Courting in the country Is altogether a different institution from the city article. In ( the former place you get rosy lips, sweet } cider, johnny oakes and girls made by nature, and iu the latter a collection of ] starch phraece, formal manner*, flue silk, groat jewelry and got up secundum artein. Always take the rural district \ when you want to get a good staple of I oaJioo. No vehido desired: "And so," say* 1 the narator, closing his story, "they took him up to the cemetery hi a guld- { mounted hearse, with four black homes aud all the bauds in the garrison playing the 'Dead March.'" "Very grand, I dessay," remarks his listener, "but I don't care for style. Going to the oem- 1 etery on foot is good enough for me." M. Gamumtta's opportunity: An Englishman has offered Gam be Us ffl.WK) for I the pistol bullet which he had the ill- 1 luck to shoot into his own arm. If I Gain belt* were to go to Leadville, atari a daily newspaper and express his opiu- 1 iOH* in a free and airy manner he would soon have enough bullets in him to uet I At least $6'. K),000 at *2.5oO per bullet Ho ia probably rich enough without I embarking in such an exciting business. I Nkw-vamhiukkd book rests have the I ends richly carved !n deep relief, a pre- I ferenoe In-mg given to animal*' head*. I lu some oases tbe ends are formed of I i ]K>lished steei iu the shape of auchors. toB I'lniit Vralht 1 totoittit Ufr, vji* of tiffcat, ino much lm- I |no|>« r mu-i l>r- xn *r f'4*l «>r UrtMk", i .kiug < «t J, I * -\h-u«(iitjc l«i» -i. lui'xl i»r Viotoel vxen-wa I I scxu*« uii|Kir<- * r lui l in u an* v. aim I llif* |i -Mcra <il llfr, j.uaiu tl« i-iucni, veuir soil | lUU-kcn tin flu Ua o Uir tod? . 01 ;uinru|.t It* I ' kssitSj to tl III eutlf <*>** ISkea p ad- Iu » hatc*« r I ' r*ao or fuo-il'ia ha|>p oat«» bo i.ro-iwo-o-l to It, I si*l di-onlcr cod* in di c-»o. Any remslT U»*i I will rratoro hoalthrc4r«tiial»oa wilt iiifjl. lilr r* I not c Uir rtiui- im! i urt (■! pfrrmtlni dmie. ML I In-iuarU Vrjj. taiijc 1'Uto arc infallible. AU drug- I j f kaia ae.l ikrta. Str William Thompson follows Dr. I ' Thomas Re.id in ascribing to man six I ' senses instead of five, namely, tbe sense I of foroe, of heat, of sound, of light, of \ taste and of smell.

Mother Bhlp'on's prophecy li supposed to be anout four tfundr d years old, aed every|prupbccy hss tieen fullrtlled excspl the last — the cod of the world in 1881. Buy your Carbohae, a deodorised extract of petroleum, the groat natural hair restorer, before the w»rld come* to ao end. It is claimed that mora rain falls now iu Nebraska than formerly, aud that thia rainfall is increasing with the march of settlement and consequent cultivation. ______ Ws Mlii-ulil llrtp One Another. Mr. Nohuin IIClfT. «»r So. IS) i hrctnoi BL, FpriDKUni, Ma«a, wrlie* April ia 1»U, saying: •*IU»taa the *mi< ikjs uusc-i lijr ujd y aad Uvsr iltaea%-^ ami afier en-lunsg tho scbe*. (was WMlDfM toil depre-cloa tod toot thereto uuui bo ly ao I wad were nearly ilntrscUd, 1 soughi for rel et sod a cure from my truub>, an ) waa loiu by s frtoail who hail beea rural by U klioarit. ina» tbe beat aad <miy aure cur* ws« lfuut'a Itomsily, an l upun hi- m-omntotMUuou I com neuced taking it, aud <Jm trut tew dun improred my r »ndlu*»n U> a ry luarkrd maniwr, aud a moiinsanoa of li* uae iia* JueilBed •'( t >»t ray frton-l* claimed for It — thai It vu u aure and permanent cute for oil dlaaaae* of ibe kldneja uud lirer. Hema! uf my frtond* In Rprtaifloid nave u*ed It witk the m »t gratifying remit*, aud I feel u my doty aa veil a* a |4ea»ure to <bO to rooommtud llurn'* Remedy in the htgbeti paaatolr tertua." Munufuoturor'a Ttotlmony. Mr. 1L W, Payne, manuta. urer of barneus •addiery, trunk*, raliaea, etc., No 477 Main Mrre t, Bpnagflc d, Maaa., wrtis* u» audcr d.ia of Apnl l . ltoS: •Hieottomeo-I hare oral Hani** Itamedy, ths be*t medicine for diaeaaea of tbe ktdoeys lnrer, bladder aad urinary ortana, aad bare rseetvud great beueSt to my neaUb from iu uae, an 1 1 Sad taaiu wuidu jmu what l« cj aimed for U; tt win cure dtaeaae ami retool* health. I ta-ref-we proauuooe U the best monetae taut I have ever mod." Boat on and Atb*a> Kailrosd. \ alikktHolt., Kaq., paymaater Boatoo and AW | bany Radroud, at Mpnuffleld, Mm-., wrde* Apr J , *3, IMS : "I bare awl iluuf* lteme ly, and my exprrtence with It ha* beou aoeh tut 1 caa cheer. My a«y thai I am asiiaSed that u will d-> Juat what it poem** to do, if sa*d socordtsg to d-rso-■ma" : MwwsmmBtomamasmasimwBmaw l * * The pn:e are warms rat m be rPKKLT regelabie. free from all uussml sad nher p>taou -u* , toiaua»to Tney are a eenai* cure for Oouatihstion, fhrg ■> adaclm, Dycpepal*. lilioeaaesa. Torpm Drer, Lorn of Appetite, and aU diseases Utw, Motoirh, RsvsU t Hlftnf)*. TWy remove all ottotrurtiima from Urn rhaHli I sf tbe ayafem sn<i purify the bh>oii. ikerehy lm P. RH STAFDTKR k CO., S3 Mercer fit., New York, ftoleMamifacicireraofirr. ItKRKARll VkMiKTAIII.K tot I .til, > deed for rirrular. pto FOB UAl.lt NY ALhraKSM '

Tm best land for oorn is sod ground | that has boot- lumed up iu the early | (all. Either harrow or work it up wilu a cultivator several times in the i spring Itoforu planting, aud the birds . I will each timo destroy multitudes of Harrow in the manure or work it in with the cultivator. If a fertilizer Is deed sow it bouutllullv broadcast. Be sure the ground b dean and well tilled before the seed is put in. j the surface thoroughly stirred once s we* k from tbe time it can be worked uottl the tassel* appear. Har , row just ss it makes its appear anot through the soil with a flue abqrt tooth | that breaks the ground in the bill or drill. For Thick Heavy aLoowha. Uiioua ooodittoue- Well*' May Appis Itlls— auu-taliosA, catbsrra. 1* and toe. Denver is claiming a population of over fifty thousand, counting permanent res dents only, and proposes to reach ninety thousand by the taking of the next ot naur. Corosw, 1'a.— Rev. J. 1>- Zshnag aaya: "I waa paralysed la rev flghl aide. Taa u«c of Hruwu'* iron hitter* rtialdrd toe Ui wall.'' Ir you sow thorns, you will not reap roues. Don't ask s great plaster for a small sore. SOMETHING EVERY LADY OUGHT TO KNOW. There exists a mean* of securing a soft and brilliant Complexion, no matter how poor it may naturally be. Hasan's Magnolia Halm is a delicate and harmless article, which instantly removes Freckles, Tan. Redness, Roughness, Eruptions, Vulgar Flushings, etc., etc. So delicate and natural are Its effects that Its use la not suspected by anybody. No lady has the right to present a disfigured race In society when the Magnolia Balm Is sold by all druggists for 75 cents. Nnatmli* Ptaqta SKI. T<UM, OU Inw.^A iten ly* Nmmui I'Imwi. Cuarrfc Lm. ut AffMIM. lira mat all UIm* ^N Smwm. . ll Site AH 1*4 V tammuj mm* hb IL k L MUw # * I*. rwraqy Miwyuuk ^ YOUNG irasjjwrsr xxssi Ckrcuux* fiwa. VALcATINE B»U*. JtotoKwk •4 CULLEN'8 ANTISEPTIC," countMrta tba ofmii w odun of lb* f«to mod i «*ly . sKBiftawSs1? ' ■>■«. fathrtij fur a i c alar. _ fffiOTE— AND - AFTER1 OKtrk l*l»" nM.IO OiW TM. Tl MEN ONLY, YOONfl 01 OLD, , mTiiiiiiT ii., a*«»iim. ■»«. \ * - - * ODIIIiiMorph ine Habit. U rlu III c * N||.toA»U«.to®»»uv. tototo. H •H,,, 1 1 4 ; P JLL . 'jgl

S'JA^^l 1 UMSuflstiir ' FOR FAIN. Rheumatism, C^euralgU, Sciatica, Lumteg*. aatoach*. Haatoi*. Tatokac*. Mm in. toal**. Fi-uaO BNa, A1» IU urua* uuuil* r*ia* •*» »»** ■ j* i . pngxiA* iv4 Itosfttoo in • Ww fffcMj t •ail a I*v44i# 1 ' * 1 1 1 BtofftoSgW THK (WAUUCU A. V4H.»'.IF.U «W. . rara>. kLLki. — FRAZER AXLE GREASE 1 Baal Is tba sorts, tost tk* (aaalaa. I Kvary toarkac* kaa aar Uada-auurk aad lu amrtad Frsssr's. IOLB tvKivwauk OA KRT* kua wrtttuf ww. is UoOtor. Uauied. looaoBT nuiw Ok, NuwbsryUSTL " — H«JBgT 1 a VuruM » fM. 4i.MM.MUa. I to m n* M- ■ m mU Of BIMKMITM, Jfff-MJ lUUUIIVi. *. MTM1 HIT I* CHIAtoHT." .5SLTHRESHERS SL'iS. FL0R1PA VRSfUP fr r TO •*> i«r day *a«U, a*k at tmt oui» homaa. Ci) kuurrly aurWl'ra > » i s.mf. -. •b.l luOractivra .rut for u«". lU'.NTON k OU. hctarm. ltox ■> *'Uluu»a*>untk. V »• THE SUN r THK Hl'S'H flrA am UtoU> truthful and unf ul tU ... -.'...I. L. wriito a« roW-rUiuia • h A«rj »t lh- Uuvfc aUuliaa Ur». ll |*u.U. ou an i»«nr ***** thuj • J aillli uov« aatal lu orcuUtK® la una Ion* II.... irrrUiiM. >Mils.r|Xf« UatLY .4 pa^ia). 1>> u. x . SSe • w«IU «* SU^U a )<W. hiM>« (k )«*«). *1 Us i»jr J rat . tuiLt (U |«rw) *1 per ^ I. W. KhOLAhP. Fultotos. Rsw Tor* CMx. AGOfT¥£^i:£Laf fut-Tt AGENT S" WtRTED EJSrHS', 'i.Tt: line Nm-blar r«-t ui.mtxl Xuikiul a |>a.r Of ■sTTi-i.-. arui 4. . : TOK r«M|>iAr u. %. ttiiiiutaa It *uUk> XuU a pni \mr-rtj «: fancy aork tor ab et U» r* t. *>»> Hand for circular at. < I unu.totbeTwsAiniy ton Ml In® ■ nrtalaa « s . MS IXamoul Mi<«L iKSx.. XUm. AUktaaflsaat j teals / Fsrsvssw DR. T. toteUX OOURAUD* Orinlxl Oram, er Migial Baotiflir ^"*1 Er 1 ■ uf JS~ thirty mtotellll uanrSuVaV* i, awstf MUiuOMa- Una botUa wlillaatau month*. Mat RnariM Alaotoendra KaWik rraorM »u*«rta Baaar* brtm* and ■■ | *Pi STOPPFO FREE ■SDr.KLIKCBORkAT ■ ■ ^FNCRVCRE8torer ■A-aJftaAlvSKaava ■ ivraLLiaia Hsato ' *"■ TrraWa aa-t *"**?* ' Jtefyilif Horphlnr MaUII*r*4 In Id IPIIlMl raurfsnya X^UIItterto. Ill I WlYI "*■ * wrnr-naxa 1 aSanan. ito-'-PUT THIS OUT tee DKS. J. N.4 J. B. H0BF.NSACK. THOSE AFFLICTED WITH HIE EFFECTS 1 OF nEl.F-.SHt SK ARD MEKCTHI ALIXATION I abotod u<d hrstatr to Arnault J. R. ami J. B. Utl J i 1\>ACK. uimSdriktrawtol atrrrt, railmM f ■ ... n'.ker by h.*! or bi prra-.n.duting tkc koutr irom a A. M. to * F. M.. and 0 in » p. U Advit-r- rrar. Wkuuurrar would kuu« kia cos.1lUon aud tka way to uuprnTr tt abou'd rmal I ** WISbuM IN A NUTSHELL." J Bto ou fuctojd o» k-cast aask is to sm nawatsrer xss&s. tot Ths as aaivrriai ss OMfSfOtormiasi will cos far a fafar «top ths sSvsr Mlf #>l«»to.lg udsuss (bat I hoy usw the adysritasssai »• fail* tssrwul '-astc wswsrL

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HEALTH IS WEALTH. HtaltkuT Mj li Wtaltl ll lai DR. RIDWIY'S SaraaparilliM lle&olveil. TU «UiT BLOOD POBimK. j*™ Rad way's Sarsaparillian Resolvent. »3sf SmmliawaSSS yu*AJUjn' tu,s ^ Caaai No ainu by whai aama ta« enmytoint may be d salsa ■ la»1 . wWteer tl te* mfxa, n uaamuil a. yjSku55eaSnw^^d^^ SS aapeos Htos toSj^aakusShy. toa irnisu^ >M^paLr The Seretperllllen Resolvent totoUfki mmpuamtiag nuily, hut aaeurm ^torssmeu* morn si karmosy aarf tmvolm i2**btood veemia v*k a purs aad hmiikj correal of UVW Uu T*u Scot, after a lev d*r*' am to tha flareaparULaa, kuonmua otoar and ■■ME fayhs llnlakii, black apaci aad •ton erapttosa are removed *oren aud Nun ex* fared. Permes sugenug from aarufuia, enpnrr of to* eyes, mouth, aura, uga, throat aad (tonka, thai have iniwmalala* ami apresd, tother noa. secured dlaaaam or marnary, or tram toe •a* to wumuife aatoimaia. may rtoy upon a cure If Itea ftoreapunlllau la ooaliauod a autoctoal um* to mak* its Imgr— * * «• to* ijitca On* hoot* conuia* more of u« active pnooimm to Medtetum (kaa aay otk«r "rrparauoa Takm to tmayoosfai ton, while others require t ve or aa ttmoa aa m oca. One Ikollmr s Bottle R. R. R. Railway's Ready Relief. tk* Ctosspsso aad Best Mstflslms for FaatUy Use Is Use Wsrlu I* (ram on* te twenty miuutm twrer (alls w rtotove Fato wuh on* Uoroogh aptoicatloo: so maffar how vtotoat or excructaaag to* pain, to* RksamuSr, Itod-ridton. laAna, cnupivu. Ndrvous, N*uralgM or prtwtrat*d with dtoeaM ^mra^KADWA Y* RXADI RELIEF WlU DCTLAMM ATKiN OF THE K1DNETH, INFLAMMATION Or THE BLADDER. XVFULXM ATION OF THK BOWEL*, OONOEBTION OF THE UJNQS, •ORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING. PALPITATION OP THE HEART, HYSTERICA, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA, CATARRH. INFLUENZA, HEADACHE. TOOTHACHE, NEURALOIA. RHEUMATISM, OOLD CHIT J A, AO I I CHILLS, CHILBLAINS AND FROST RITES. BEUI8MB. LUMBAOu. SCIATICA, NERVOUSNESS. SLEEP LttSSRsa OOUOHE, COLD*, SPRAINS, PAINS IN THK CHEST. HACK er LIMBS are taetaatiy relieved. MALARIA %TS ITS VARIOUH PORM8 FEVER AKD AGUE. FIVER AND AOUI cared for to eta There B sot e rem* dlil agent te this world that wit: cure Fwer and Agu*. aud other Maianou*, BUtoM. Boeriec Tyebtort-YeOow aad other fwer* (Ahtcd Seaot ' keuxr 1 ll<* *° *mmu7 m kadwayw It will to a tew mniiieii, when takes totorsaOy accxvtosg totk^dtrecUosa^aure Qrumya. gmm, ^^1^101100 of U* Heart. Goto Ck:: rsTHyMenca, s to to* Bowels. Tharrkma. Djesslary. OaUc. Wiad tu tk* Bowels, and all tutersal Puiua Travetara should always carry a bonte to HAIV WAYT READY RELIEF wtth them. A tow drop* to water wUl prwvet Srkaam or pain* (rem eheuge to water. H to twttm than Ptenokfirasdy to Bitters aa a anaaiauL Bto—*>sdUskirna toesH always keprovided w*k *. RADWAY'S Regulating Pills PsrfUKrt, Purgo^lve. 8oothlns Aperients. Aot without Pnin AJ*r*y* Reliable and ISslurai 1c OperationA VEGETABLE 8UB8TTTUTE FOB CALOMEL. por^, regu3a,^5^"riSa? S? awes? Htrwiri PiLtd tor the earato Ml Mnii Awe to priiM-. H*adacS*. Oouaupatkm, CmUvtowaa 1**^^IkdT^k Pthq uU ub'toi^irStoat to* luoarmul Vtooera Purely vegetate*, antontw luguomwmn.maiimto.todattoaiiwuto*sA ^Mjggsuggrissg Uo*. toward Pflea, FuTtooto to Bleed totoe Hilt, Actdiu of tk* stomeck, Nuueeu. Hi arm are, ftedguet of Food. Ftoluim or wetotoj toira tow ■ia, Be« Braemoosa smktog er Ftomaris|to li* lleerv Chektog or Mtol^ BNauaitoan when to a lying poatura, Dtmuum of Vis*, Doto to Web* oefure tka thy y Frver and dWUPaoritoMa su^5S2b%^Skti^^E5» Aha FleaA A tow deam to Rabwst* Pnia will free tha ayesam toumljl toe atowe uam»* dtoordw* ■OLD BY MtDOaBTH Fi Hi, *a oem to Par Warn. READ "FALSE AND TRUE." Bond a totoar toatos to HADWAT BOOuM* •• VbASmlkCaSk wa ha aa to yea. Te ftoe Fafcito, Barave wdaok tor HA»*4VX*sdeeeoaai to aama "Ha*WAV" * on »iu» m*Bi in > a4s m W-T-l •>' Uf. d M <lw-I N«. US* FREE] Cvmm BWiBwdrtCkkB an ■ ■■sS.O,