■II w - v Glass Htaimiko. —This U another »oi art Ui ait U vary 'aeciiuuing. Ml th»- result* arc «k» u dial! able il done at all v»cll, aud a Leu aklllfuly ex* uouUd the work U very beautiiulj aud wonderfully effbetivs. Tlio proms « ia simple, require ug delioaoy of touch and a Ualo fur ouloi blending to a marked degree. These quail tn* are not ao venr scarce, and when Jacking a little patleooe and oloae a pp bastion will overcome all kucli drawback*. bpffoad over the glaaa to be worked upon gum water, and when it ia dry lay it over the uaper on which the design ia aketohed, and trace with a fine hair pencil all the outline*. The light* and ahadt* are mere dots, linea aim halchea, worked tn after theatyleof engraving. Dip the tubelike pencil into the colore and let them flow out uj>oa the glaaa; have a care and touch the pencil to the glaaa; the light* and ahade* are produced in a variety of way a; one of the easiest, and especially to beginners, ia to take a gooae quill out it in the shape of a pen, without the alii; thou carefully takeout the lights by linea and little dot*. 'This part of glaaa staining ia really the moat particular tiuoo ao much of it* beauty ia dependent upon the shadings being artistically effected. After thi* prooee*, the glaaa ia ready for the kiln, on the bottom of which ia quite a thick bed ol slacked lime in a perfectly dry state, on which the sheet of glass is laid. The heal must be very gradual or the glaaa will break, and whin the colors are properly burned in. the fire may oool down, and when out the glaaa ia removed aiul cleaned. The color* required for staining glass are red lead ana red enamel. Theae mixed together will give the flesh tint required— one ounce of the former and two ounces of the other well mixed with alcohol — black, doll and brilliant black, rich brown, line red, green, yellow, blue, violet — any shade may ue had by more or leas flux, which is made of borax, flint glaaa, white sand and pipe clay well mixed together. Boer with Poacukd Eoos. — The Getmantonu Telegraph has this to offer: foech some uggs — one for each person, and one over— in salted water, with a littlo vinegar, aomo peppercorns, and a few loaves of paisley in a shallow pan, just long enough to act the yelks slightly; take out eaon egg with a slice, brush it clean, with a pastebrush, and out it with a round, fluted paste-cutter, about two inches in diameter, ao as to get all theegga in Uniform shape, and leaving neither too much nor too little white around them. Turn the egg over carefully, biuah it clean, and lay it in tho sonp tureen, ready filled with boiling hot, clear jelly broth. The water in which the eggs are poached should be kept at a boiling point, but Dever boiL . Cakahixs should never be exposed to draught* of air in door or out, nor should thev haug m the sun as a rule. If out of doom they require a warm, dry, ahdtered, shady place. Tho only food of flour given them should be crackers or dhoti bread. New or warm bread or biscuit are not good fur either • a bird or a pereou to est If tho birds are infested with mites cover the top ol th9 oage with a piece of white flannel at night, and early in tbo morning take it off sud shake over a hot stove. The paitca, instead of hiding about the old wires of the cage, will seek the cloth, and may be captor od. Fmxan Pweapflk. — When properly prepared this is a delicious fruit for dee but as usQ ally served, cut in round slices, it is not. It should be carefully peeled, and all Ihe "eyes*' taken out, ia tho morning of ihe day on which it ia to be served. Leave the topmost plume of green leaves, and aet the fruit on the dish in which it la to be served. Then dust it thickly with powdered angar, and let it stand until it la to be served. Tear it apart with a fork, holding the plume of green leaves with the lelt hand. This mode of senr ing insures the retention of the rich juices. [ Vmv Palataulr. —Nice littlo tea cakes, to be baked in muffin rings, are made of one cup of sugar, two eggs, one cup and a half of milk, one Leaping teaspoon of baking powder, a piece of butter the sine or an egg, and flour enough to make a stiff batter. In this batbr stir a pint bowlful of fruit — currants are nice; fresh berries in their season, and even canned oner, with the juioe drained off. BeTve while warm, and they are a diinty addition to the - tea table. — ... r » 1

Dzmcious VnMmm Picjclbs. — Here is a recipe for Preach pickles; delicious; one oqUmier of sliced green tomatoes, one quart sliced onions, one colander of pared and sliced cucumbers, two handful* salt; let all stand twenty-four boure, then dram through a sieve; add one-half ottnee of celery seed, one-hall ounce ell -spier, one teaspoon pepper, one Ublespoon of tumeric, one pound brown sugar, two tablespoons mustard and one gallon vinegar. Two.— While the stains arc still wet upon the carpet, sponge them with ektm milk thoroughly. Then wash out the milk with a clean sponge dipped again and again In clean, cold water. Exchange this presently for warm; then rub dry with a cloth. If the stain ia upon any article of eluthtng, or tabla or bed limn, wash well to the milk, afterward in water. Dry ihk stains nan be removed from white cloth by <ttallo aoid or Wrorm jnlds and salt. , Pmmrrt wall baskets e*a be mad by taking aoe of the rough straw hats so much worn at the seaside a year or two ago. H a flower or vine is net already embroidered on ft, add some such deoo ration; (hen line the bat with mnsttn or svlesia, finish the edge with a pleating of ribbon, ami He a ribboqin » knot and. Men to it for s handle The hat may rtmrt iTro ' thtLTfcTthM plrpLT"1"8 rtauaairr, .•Ti^Tmons pas tilsa for fumigating | ur|Hwos may be made tf grtsareefwr: the

■I III II "I II A mam of ordinary agility might walk over th* greater part of Europe on outstretched palms There was au old son of Naples who dwelt on a curb* tone near the Cartcll deli' ivo. Stumbling on his public private residence quite unintentionally one forenoon I was immediately Mseesed. Ever afterward he claimed me, and ftuaiiy brought his i on-in-law and introduced him as a parson oo cabining many of the most desirable qualities tf a pensioner "Bat. sir." I said, "why should I give you anything? 1 do not know you." "That is tho reason, aignor." Then there was the youthful Venetian who demanded assistance a* a oom patriot in dietevaa. "I am a boy Americano. Damn;" and the Qoeenatown beggar, who polite retired when I told him to English that I was a Frenchman and did not understand him. ' "Thrue for ye.** he said, "bad cam to me, what was 1 thinking of?" m kashas » I'sttukiikd best tonic, Um ouIt prmaralloc of he « J coatamuu Its «*U4re uutrl tlou* pmpmt**. It eoaltfa* boiC-m-Un*. toror teuemt-'os sad llfc-susuio njt pcupcrt**; intAu*bie for tadigesuon, djuwpM* Aervoa* protrmoo, saS *11 lurai at trmrru 4 milky. in s i *AfcabUhi coodJUoas, weather i*« result of cxksasUou. nervous protorai on, or«-irort or soa<« disesw. tMrUculsrlv If r sslitn* from pulmonary zsnst atwisr",>w°^ It was s Poughkeepsio woman. She bad been down to the fire, witnessed the destruction of a grocery, and, as she burned back home, a be celled oat to her husband, who stood at tho gate: "John ( oh ! John, git the kerosene can and— I" "What is it ?— what's up !" he asked. "Oh I John, git the kerosene can. and take lOoonU. and hurry down toBmith's and buy every oent of it in ile I" "What for?" "Wny, Taylor's grocery got Are and it is all burned down, and he laet a whole barrel of keroseuo ile, and prices will go screaming up till poor folks will have to burn a rag in a dish or pork fat!" ■Sew U» swart Hamlin. llM*(tnar« sir vu* wifl saffsr from Ite dsrassMnsnl teoaffht on by Import bitod abou Saovlll** ttampuiDa *n<1 tWflhiwto. or Blood and liar Bjnrsp. win Moa Sosttb to tta pfejrtocsl arvasUHkm It to s ■Uwwfthoelnr ■yrop. pl—ant to take. andUn test Blood fartSor srer djseenwrod. cartas Scrotal*. IWThinfwdlaatdms. Wrnks—af tbo KkW.. Err *i> cUa. M alalia, S«noni DiaortW*. DabUKy. Mtow Couu4alBU and Mamma <4 the Wood. Uf«r. Xlds«ra. Dr. BomrW V<— tat Is Wo no Brrap loatesUr dr •uoy* Woraaa a*4 fsmorai lbs *«c rvii ^ vtdeb mom Warn. Two of the brokers were watching a lady wbo was sittidg In tho gallery yesterday. and wondering who she was. when they notioed another broker walk up and speak to her. "Now I know who she is, said one of the brokers; ♦•she is Jack's wire." "How do you know?" "Because be neither took off bis bat nor shook liands when bespoke to her." k That settled it. Ute la Boon J*o|x«r<Ua*«! By inarti-»e otihe bdneja. in had oabm tbeir toactirtty and Ue oootMjucm rexoouon of the mjortooa oooaiitBsa's of unnr by tl* blood, preernes com* sad deeu. bmeva disuse ««i>timss calmlnalra id ibis way. a Kvolk aUmolns, when i bey berurar lorpl*, to ofUn tbc moana of imudi mot$ scrtoua oocwqacoora. a dinrstlc, la wtirb um a Imoislinr priacipSe la modified by oomhinatiou vrtth botsstC infmlienU of knows eomcuTt poteucT, b to be found in llowectm S omsech Bitters, which airenr:ben« wblk u lmpais the kidneys to sruruy. Il Us farmore me* ful jnsnaa to Um end than -.he unMedkaied aumoMwafoemmL hsosriy as for ikc prerentkw of ktdbdy and bladdrr uooWe« u hi*:»iy ad. isMlc, aa bh'"* sUaanis sic the mod toroidal*# known. This remedy siao prevents •nd cores Wfilara' msisdlex dyepeprts. oonsumBSU, liver cum plaint, heartburn, tt>afita. tick hssshes, rneomauam and nervooa taoobiss, A. mmmrn Thxt were tdliug before M. Oslinaux tho story of the house where the builders had forgotteu only the windows. "Tea, yea," replied Calinamx, "you may laagh at your eaae. I tiud that all forgetfulneafi are in the nature of things, and thev alone who do nothing never deceive tbemeefvea. Itui (he example of others ought to serve it a teaching for on. Thus, in tbc house that I am going to build, I shall begin by the windows P

ArmvOBwr'i Iwdmoay. Captain Jossra u hatmk, rettdis* ai ka sm Fourth Buoet, Booth Uau , foruerty captstn tn Us army, now whh the Walworth M an a fact un uk company, Booth Boston, writes. April «■, 1mb: - While urmf In Osmbndcspwt my wife was nmirtsd w.th WmDir pains In her back sad sides, aooompsntsd with (Tost weakasm and KMSOf aepetus. Bhs Wleo many stMwlldd rsmeatss wuhuot avail, rt>wtot mpiaiy worse, whrn > her sxtenuoo wan « s»od to Huqi* Remedy. HSe pur< havd a bottle from lowrJl • dn>t store in t ambr^geport, sad sftsr Uon* the firm 4 we ahs befmo to fan I « Baler, she coakd slam well, and ■Iter cunllumoc iu use a short urns the severe p.unv tn hsr book sad aMc entirely dtoappearrsi, aa<t ahs to s well woman. Many of osr rslauvee sad fries ie bar* «sed iiam* hemrdy w|U the most fraiifyiuf results. i have reoommcn u i u many nine.*, sad as many nmve be.ru lbs same ■tar.v . Hant s inmedj is sli tast u oiause<i fur |U sad s n* blessing to all adhered with levin ej or lirsr tronbts," Nads ■ Man of Him. Mr. 0. a Wimm , No n Ausun Wrset, Cssebndgoport, M*as. makes the foil., win, remark* I sMs itsrernent. On April ti, two, be write* a* foil »wa: •'! have been troubled with kldMT dtoea»c for nearly twenty yean, nave suffered si tlmea wdh trrrtb.e pslne in my back and imiiw. : 1 r«w man j medictnes. but found not hlng reached rK®«; UttZ ton, and before 1 Us* ssed this one bolUe foond relief, and oanuaaiaff ite nee my palos nod , wskssm ail dlmgswsi, and 1 fssi hiss new ■ men, with newufe and vifiw. Runt* Ramedy - did wonders for me. and 1 bars no heaim*. v in L rsoomaHbdtnff It to all affl.noi wtts khluey or liver diaeasee. as I am noStiive Thai by its w iney Will toll tm mediate relief. Ton jut use tho latter m any way yen ebooa*. so thai the people , may know i4 a wire medtoin* far lbs cure ol an j liwsises of kstnsys and liver." BKixquce were split ^y hmletonre is Tenbcesee the other dajr, nnd womeu I who ere obliged to split kindling* iq the morning are thinking seriously of moving to Tennenece, where the nl*m<>ol» i ssr— ~ — . ;Kj?SVUiK„i."»53,3I An cxehnnge sndly wouders that no s nu may marry Lm Tg« Sugar B#w| wU|s tho silmtHon of I ,*n?T 10 Xh° mlvantngvw of hUltmltore are keve largedy adopted it. ' ™ ^TUTfm ***** ^ ******

The sins are warraolad to be FUSkLY veffa-taf-1 -. free from all uuaarai sad oiber pido^/oa asbetaAcss Tary are a oavtala ours fur Gonourotnw. tock ll<ad*c*s, DybtwpWa. Bdmsansas. Tor^d Lirer, Lorn of Appsmi. and a L filsspsm anebff from ins lifer, Mernscb, Bevels er MMBeys. Of Us systfm bcmi purify the blood, thereby Uapnrtlnff bsaltii. strength sntl vigor. Bold by draggtote, or ssnibf m*S fur Mocaleia stamps by P. FEUNTAEBTWA (»., 83 Mercer St., New York, Bote Manufacturer* of NT. HKkNAkD VkbX. T1UU.11U.H. baud i or circa .ai. Home Items. — "All your own faad If you remain OA when you can Get Hup Biuers Uat never— FttU. The weak**! wymac, am* Host child, nod sickest Invalid can nae Hop Bitters with safety and grant good. —Old men tottering around fkwm ltheu matlatn, kidney trouble or any weakneaa will be almost new by relng Hop Bitters. —My wife and daughter were made healthy by the nae of Hop Bitter* and I recommend them to my people. — Methodist Clergyman. Ask any good doctor If Hop Bnur* are not lbs bast tamuy median/ Os earth. — Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness, will leave every neighborhood as soon aa Hon Bitter* arrive. -My mother drove the paralysis and neuralgia all oat at her system with Hop Bitter*." — Ed. (Jtvcpo Sun. — Keep the kidneys healthy with Hop Bitter* and you Bool not fear aickueea — Ioe water to tendered ear into a« an 1 more rw frvaiiliur and reviving with Hop Butcn to each of yootb lor lbs aged end mfirrn t n | 18 A SURE CURE ! . tor nil JMsnsss of the kidrvnys and ft LIVER { I It hMagMUU. action oalhk most toBjxaiaBhff cweoa, enabling »» to throw off tacptfitr sad Ik bwiMna, euninlaitng tbebeaUhy eeewocaoT IF Su BOe. and bjr baspiog tba bmh la Mm |I .Malaria . 22S^ha*?mB^S< 1 eroKBeni.djMiniUo.ornfsnfmsil.gliliinr- (L , WoHwniauvlj r«U>T«Mde>iahtr awra. k Mthe Spitnc tof*-n«i tbaSj lie .weyff oaa aboujT tab* a tborout. oooroc of in r trgOkOjrOROOMBTJ^^^Jl^ soBarad aavwroty for and StoamB. 1 dvmro m lb. Uv ,!'w p *« A FosiTm* ClThC! CREA^EALN. SfiS* nvSlUI'WegS'lV'lJP^RtJll^iLly ^vwiWIii tfa.niSii.mo* T^*-. < k« kyw. ttwswtai iwurt r»wna. u*. i ii|i*k >nih CiMiim i mi *■ iw B lm b m tf*. aM Snngtn* m an kwym mDS S. L Mm m OantfhorMttols ttn bset Luuiascl Pries U wcu ^n^MUVMIfc ^ 1 1 'l ! !T ^ ; W W BcatVonli eyrop TaMmfirni k=i r m uwintiuiv. auld by dnnmMi*. Q m il i li'l l"l I kii \ '|i

RSry " n^nili 7 SnSSti «U,rr or eatoaoo mwr JodcwnC rrom ettmoms isini i oootraM Uks tram or wUl nes Umu dtoeesow to el maama tmmi tnhi hMnr.pbie idnea of all tram to urtrvr nac* ffjxk tiea. TlruM.binviiav.bi't'k'i cwutCTciieaiisMucsISStgVUS A»"Mi3gB 'izsficmx I 'alS^i^oiSkT NriviResTORC* — — ■ rn ■ m II ■ mi DBS. J. N. k J. B. BOBKN'SACK. . AFF1.ICTT® WITIt Till KPf^TV EI ?OU ex. Of SM North s^ond street, Feusatsi Advtee free. Wbdaoevet voeM kaiwr his neb mm y|

"Fata," mid a btile girl, wbo was i I old ttfiougb to know beiier, *nke«. * perno n refers to one's aoouU n Utions. do thev not refer to cue's wiin, or Meter, or mother or mother-in-law or eom* near relative T '• "No, my child, eocinl reUticme do not inolode the entire family. When you speak at your soctnl re inborn, yon speek at yon r immedinte family, and may with perfect propriety, include year anofee, oousaus and aonts. but the 1 mother-in-law is only permitted to peek through the knuUaote in the fence of eootnl relations. K. V. llkjscn, M. D., hnfUio, H. T-: hour Str — Twenty veers ago I was ahlpVRMked on the Atlantic Oceen, and the cold end sTiKNBfr caused e lanct alsKMee to fonu oo each kg. which krpt annually diarhnrglng Aflrx afiendlttg bundrada of dollars, with tu, Uneflt, X tried your "Golden Medical Discovery and now, in lose than three months after taking the flrst battle, I am thankful to aey I em completely cured, and fur the Bird time la ten year* can pot my left berl to tbe ground. I am yoor*. WILLIAM KYDKli. *7 Jefferson bt„ Buffalo, X. V. A kailboad company in Ohio has adopted a new system of ftiine-tebks. The hoars are numbered from one Up to twenty-four, the latter being midnight. The cither night one of the railroad officials went Lotos an hour before midnight, and when his wife rwnwslrt ted with him for coming ia at such an unseemly bout, he slam mured : "W- why , my dear (hie), its only twenty- threeo'clock." Then she knew he was pretty far gone. Poverty au a Distress. That poverty which produces the gi untie t distress u not of the pun* but of the blood Deprived of lu richness It becomes scan: ana wntery, a condition termed enwn ia medical writing*. Given this eooditkm, and scrofaluus swelling* and sort*, cnwral and nrrvous detalny, loss of Hash and appetite, weak lungs, throat ittemie, spitting of blood and cunaoaiptbm, arc amoug the common raaalu. Il you are a »uflertr from thin, poor blood employ l>r. l*leroe's "Goidru Medical Discovery, " which vn riches the blood and cores three grave affections. Ia more nutritive than cod liver oil, and Is liana less in any condition of the system, ye t powerful to cure. By drug*ba». A TWWBiam allair: We are pained to learn from one of oar exchangee that daring a game of base ball ooe of the player* "made a terrible error." The young man has heretofore borne a good character, bat now, it ia presumed, he will be shunned by all respectable persons and become a social parish. But he should be given opportunity to reform. The 4 terrible error," we souped, was in not killing the umpire. Thousand* of women bless the day on which Dr. Pteror'B "Favorite Prescription" was made known to them. In all those drraugrmrnt* causing backache, drugging - down senaatkm*, nervous and general debility, It is a sovereign remedy Its soothing and healing properties render It I of the utmost value to ladies suffering from "internal frver," congr*n<4.. inflammation, or ulceration. By druggist*. In a town no: many miles from Boston, a man stepped iot6 a neighbor's house where be saw the bead of the fami y lying upon his back on the floor, and hi* wife standing over him, a* he thought, with a threatening air. He was about to withdraw when the pcoatrate man shouted, "Come along in, Steve, she in only chalking me out a pair of pants." The reoiwued Dr. Cteodeamng aa y« one third of all hit dimectkms showed signs ot Heart disease; If you have it id any lorta. use Dr. Graves' Heart Regulator, $1 per bottle at druggist*. Two genUemeu are discussing a third, while the coach jolts painfully over the uneven surface of the street. ' "He's a sad scoundrel, I tear," say* ooa "Not took a nail scondrel," replied the other ^na the vehicle plunged into a bote in the parement, 4 m you " 1 4 Wh what r 4 A* you think," say* the other, trii umphantly, recovering hi* breath. Gastrin*. A lady Mtys: "Wba I fro 1 Mali dtotremed ■ after eating, a tebUwpoooful of Gastrin* five* me almost instant relief" Druggists A Parisian lady, who 8 soon to be remarried, ha* a little daughter 8 or t» yean old. Ooe of the little girl's friends invited ; her So dtnnre- for the following Toeeday 'O, I can't on Tuesday. " replied the - child, with a most important air, "I marry mamma on that day r Con vans. G*.-Dr W. K Lre tare; "Brown V Iron Bttttro to * good a*M*«a* and away are , mum * * tan ptecsT A cross comma: Jack Oldatoek— "We're vegr proud of oar anoeatrr. you know." Tom Parvenu -4,Y«n» I know, hot how would your aneeatry (mu about you? ' n "MtoNla*' f Coooxwo D&xBKuom. —To eook dan dehooa propvrfy, simply first bring them to a boU in water tn why* has Iwen throws in a small quantity ol sab rewttts; then eook as guy «Uk* oare ao ssym q writer in the /VHP** aw. mgg, J tore BL TalrtskW tore tf yea -to thi geod YwonKS do JO % Am tatervgting '^41* transaettoc took pteos la ihe Third Wanl yreftgrrtay. ! Hough the Mule bar bellowed hke a bull and aaid be <SmWn'l bear it, the old laffy corneresi him and made him takelL It was renter e& FME 1-hoto. m-avrojjfc!" Mt.i»onm. :i.ge»g

Ml !■! I iwnrn*" REMEDY FOR PAIN. KHEl MA ILS*, Ntouraigfla. ^SAcanea ilALACBL TCflTEhQB, tflBC IMflMT at* to a i aa 8 rearrnmu. toi waa. malm, A<- * 'Z^lSS*9tmm ' nrn currx « mttu las Ckartss A Wigili I Ca ntMiti. I S toll i ■ as. LA* r FOR THE raUIANENT CUBE OF . l|^CON8TIPATION^| ftlg atoflfly srLs flrMMMfl tL 9 pi 3 pffBg j| teta J ' I ai ' n ■ a i rwi.ssi tf* —«* r—r sore*, rnm m «a» i Mww. MatoffBiw ■ a iv . s^nsi fre^OMtoi toAff8feMttM8SRwBt<toito?8Ba Fuik. ma ■fi'BL1'*' w,Mr A6ENTS WANTED JVos Mtsu. or Now U» Aoanlr* h4 fV— i h Hsstth." Mstelto. MM Big c»n biIii i ■ i is Agvots AMOUa PI HUktllNG (XL, IT Xsite iTwttRito»,?li»ililrlM, rn. ** TMff HIT M rilllMIT ** ^THRESHERS Sia. s«B!CB^«Kgaaag; i OONSERVATORY of MUSIC / ss»j5SC^^ss«ttJS v w sTtca-ajxa. »wi:^ m .K-sto*. mom OPIUM iJisIl THE PUHKST AbiD BEST ■•■•dy aver Rtf* It is (•r^pMs4rd frwrn Hops. Walt, Bi^eha, fi¥. drake, sad OMdelloB medioac tn uSTwodd, —vhshtostodHto ato on i inn yafaress of aa tfter rrmedtos. ttemg tat gresaw Urer rrgntMM, Mood Rsnhw. tollhiM tan mnoring agret on osrta. 1( fftre* mw lifo ami vigor to tae aged aod tcflrw . sD a vsoc. »fd«aq roiSoynwnto asset vreg* Urtttre «f tat Hood, feresca. Bowro. or Xtataty*. «r wta regstroasaretUstz, tomc,sn<i miutRtorlamt. It m tavstssMe. tatm MgRly cvtuw, ttoo Ko matter wast toot tre.icg* i>nptAto orvv Urei res unui mt* yosr htm. Baadreds tare tasn mred 'bTl, dotage si a sow mu- cool Art yssr itr^gwi, or pSynfteiA^Dc sot suffer yosistot or tot m«; pslsfnl sad trreucn: di*.-k*r*r of — — « o-l Wtta pss, sad wnick *11 turn red te tossd^. ssad dry tais; oteaaq tosgwa, oOts dsraly fsrre-t; tat lt»ta; tetgwettt stmcta of ki^ogt . ia*M fcT to voM Pre arias, sad gren fsi^wr m site si rtttw U-yrei sir suffconc tron^*Jtf»^fqns of kjtarr 4 ■Vr, ffrsre. ssd ressl tstaiu dictate*, vrlsgms^ tore tare sad iwm.w vt ita uresc, nsd Bag Rtawr* to tao oaly rotssdy tas: ton itotosstaig ores rea tawSTiMiR b 00 ^ Pvggvi. Don-trtsk say sf tat ktfVty Isatad «sff wtoh dreUffta. ffsto./^ pkr .» UL-. wasTHoel|£tare Ladies Do yoo wont fl rnrr. hftflfloilog: Oftmptoxtoov If m, 8 applications of Hsruo^ M AtiSftlilA KALI will grwltfy jam to yoor hfwrt^i oentf»i It does awoy witk 8oft> towot*L Ncdncss. Phnpftoo. lUotrhis, «nd *11 di m'hvs and Impcrfbcfions ortKcNito. \% orrrcomcsUH flashed ink^ oooc ol hook thiiw or.d eltemtnL It mskott iudrtof THIRTY appear hu', TWENTY ; flnd wo tuiturw^ Krudwal. tte'ippMcissr^^ ^ *** — — — — -

.nil i I'L "i" ■■Begg--y° Hx was a Buffalo mau. The aobool teaoher had been talking about flnanoe < to bur scholars, and young John came « Orm to mki ■ 4 'Father, it there suoh a thing a* a call loan?" < 4 'Yea, of oonree." « 4'Weii, what iaitr ' i "Why, aid H wipes, the doctor, oomes ( bustling in same aftoruoon— note to meet — needs jest fifty wore — hand it bauk next day— and I'm tool enough to lend IL That1* the loan part ui iL" 4,Yaa." "X wait two week*, need the mouey. and cell at hi* office. He iau't in. I call again, he is out I call forty or I fifty time*, always mi** him. oell to him < on the street sod he doesn't beer, call - him a dead-beat, end that end* iL < There'* the aall and there'* the loan, t and here1* the idiot. That's alL" Xfcs WUls, WifU World. I Lira, Kxpchi.io of Pasc. —be nor A. de Li E Delgado. L. U D. and Uouoaellcr, i t nbupil, of JuUio*, Lims. R 'public Of j feru, mvi: One single application of St. I Jsoob • Ol', cured tne ooaipletdy >f rhsu- j malic pain* >Q my left sruu 1 reooa , mended il In two ot my friend#, Ihe Mr* One* Jukds Garcia, widow, aud Mr. D. ] 1 Urn. so Decker, a German gentleman. Msdstn Garcia waa relieved eutircly by Ihr pam cure from lenlblu neuralgic pain* of | leu month* itandiu**. Mr. Decker wm i cured of inexplicable paios by a aingle ap | pllcauou of tbe cure. My brotber used t be great remedy for a specie* of paralysis of tbe arm. He waa entirely relieved , from hi* ailuieut by oee or two applioa lions, after having tried number 1cm other remedies without effect. i How tp save money: 4 'How much do you pay e load for firewood ?" asked one Austin lady of another, wbo was much given to bragging about her economy in housekeeping. "I only pay four and a half," was the replv. "How do you manage to get It half a dollar oheaper than anybody else ?" "I hire a hack and go out en the road snd meet the wood wagon* before they get to towb." "How much do you pay for "the back?" "Only a dollar. Health first, riches afterward. Ail form* of Heart Disease including palpilalioo, rheumatism, rpasm*, bony formation, enlargement, valvular derangement*, acute pain* in left breast, Ac., yield to tbe use of Dr. Grave*' Heart Regulator. $1 per bottle al druggist*. "1 am waiting," paid Mr. Credulous, "for that newsboy to ooae beok with my change 1 gave hie* a quarter for a two-oent paper nearly an boor age He rao away to get itohauged." "Well?" said hi* friend. "Well/' replied the old men, eedly, 44 1 haint seen him oenU." "I should dollar," replied hi* friend, aud they wvot away to talk ft over. Ar.d they talked it over the uanal thing— ioe oold and drawn, from thu wood. - f I'r-A *• * Having a#«l Ely's Cream Balm, for Catarrh *o$l oolJ lo tbe bead, 1 am sail* fled that It i* a flret rale preparation and would recommend il lo any ooe similarly aiTeoted R. W. Chcever.Ed Herald. Clinton. Wi*. Tan aie of ao office: "You say your offioe Is a great eonvenicnoe to too. But you'ro never there. People have i called there bund rods of Limes end never foand you in." ••Exactly. When people waut to eee me they go to my office to look for-me and so I avoid their finding me." i ' Deacon South taj* Cerbollne, the dc. , odorlxed pctroltui* hair reni aer mm! re - ttnrer. and siuoo its lmprovemeub reom , meuds it lo all hi* friends a* the p< rfert«oo , of all hatr preparation#. This shows that the Deacon is a wise man and know* what \ is what. - m Nora match: "No." aaid a bride, 44I am not willing that our wedding tour should include the Yellowatone Park. . Yellow don't agree with my complexi ion" " _ Tskiike 1st sff : aw^^iBSi ragra^^ ^ Emp»*lbte Yta'fdS m. mk» ir*-/ nu sad "HC H-V

h F.vxs a man who ha* had both legs amputated, when ha opens hie mouth to tell some startling stories of the war, will occasionally put his foot in iL rm#r Ails Or* ass. One greasing lute two weeks; all otbsr* tea or three day*. Do not Is mpcwsd oa by lbs l.umbog staff* offered. Ask your dseisr for Fr* tar's, vita label on. Haves jour borer tabor *mt joe loo It reoetred first model at tboOsntan Kiel and Paris Krpomrtom. Hold ©very vbsrs Ah Oil City man lias died after eating a pineapple. It is fair to say, however, that he ate the pineapple forty -nine years ago, when ha was a boy. Emory's Little Cathartic Pill— be* made for liver Complaint and Biliousness Taatetefi*. harmless. Infallible. 1 fir To be anything at Newport a young | lady must have a village cart and a don1 key of her own. The donkey call* about lunch time. I — te Ladies and children* DooU and shoes cannot run over ir Lyon's Patent Heel tHiffenere are used. i Orr in Dlinota if a man waahee his (ace twioe a day and wears a collar and necktie they nail htm a dude. Or. IttssV Oisk Bstre aasKvar to ms marm » S^«Slfe»rd!lMP r *s» It 8 a oonsotetton to eee a plumber r pron pelted to buy aaosething al a retail ^ drug etora. ^ r Bibuabok 8 Mdd to took like a dollar- ! etSjg^Hys war , w i. mi - 55is&r 1 t.TrrAyly: <