on.'jooi put will | II iru ub> miaoUa baton aba oodd saa£«a , c*er^5;

-.0 uuuuoor. i me iaaBae^ris KTS^ai^ari j SM£iiMS2.rsri rt wtth donbl.it ia impoa- '

an back agbut. ly onlatntebad arma dropped pow- • aa, wHh awilt tread and atroog a, aba awapl paat me and ont of the

, - ‘.P 1 Petorabnr* and b#S| in the euly part of Ibi

gi !, ifeT£. w . P wandering-don. The; tbeory there ta that erery dog found in the atreet between the boom of midnight and « a. «. mnai be a homeleee doo: and the lamn.

ateimer atop, to taka On - or Block, or " wood np," „ a flock in crowda ont of

the eabin, anxlona to profit by anything which wiU relieve the monotony. Mil la are frequently bnilt near* 1 —

far the expreaa pnrpoaa •_ . ■go on the floor. Tbia ia aaaily

wbererer the bank hu an” ' - • •lope for laying down a track thing like an extended ladder withonl

ronnda. from the mill door f " gway of the eteamer. The b

fleah weigha 9,600 pom

2,200 pounds more than rhinoceros in the Zoological

Ion. Hia bodyia en-

—„ _ _ —ary leather-like hide, which orerlapa at the jointa, making folda nearly two inoliee thick. Hia legs ara abort and atnmpy, and bin tail reacmblu the btaokanakee need by teamsters in the Western country. ni> bead is covered with the name tkh hide which envelops his body, and up< his forehead and abont his eyes ai earn it ia piled np like platca. '~ animal had a large, aharp horn, wl

ie bench,

id ud^ holding aphis foot

Experience,

Julias Rombargcr, a small man i good-natured one called on a eh taker on Gratiot atreet, Detroit,

eve a chat, and he was asked to mind

the shop for a few minntes, whil ~ S in ran down to get hia dog lit alius was sitting or *-—*-

log and meditating, fellow entered and, I exclaimed:—" Bee

yer I” Then ho held no the other a said " And see that air one I" Th ‘ imped np and down until the ah k and added "I kin lick t who makes bates which fall

places ■ in two weeks I" Mr. Hombnrgor took the matter oalmly and replied, " What don't I know abont dem boots, eh?" Then the stranger peeled his

pitched it into a corner and re- , "I'm going to have my (6 back -ah ye npl'' "leay, what yon

an prose J don t know abont dem boose 1" shouted Jnlim, crawfishing into a corner. “Oh 1 won't yon be parly when I got through with ye r’ roared the stranger, pitching hia vest after his eoat. : I don't know something abont dem i-aa-L I say I" called Mr. Rombnrgcr ns he got behind a roll of shoe , leather. ■* Oh I no, I know yer don't T replied thejnaa; “yon didn't take my to—oh I no—yon didn't warrant these 'ere bates—oh I no—yon didn’t take me for a snoker and throw tar on my ooat tails—oh, no I Bat," added he, leaping np and coming down with a I'll make oow meat of ye in just fortynino seconds as the bird flies.” Mr.

by hia nose that he

friend; that hens

d finally Mr. Bomborger hi rr $6 to escape being mashed. Id-eyed bandit shoved the money wn hia pocket, ooat and vest and Iked out with the remark, " •—

" Can won tell mo where wicked boys — Whs flab ocHapdayr asked saobeo looking gentleman of a little chap who i goes to the river, and them aa i ticked goes to the laks. rilabol ie beat place at the lake."

simple

The Plrl to Find,

me girl has to bo sought after, s not perade hajjelt.in show She is noU Iiumfenable. Genie ia not rich. Bot,,oh ! what the hu when yon find her I so id pure, and womanly. ‘When it you wonder if those showy ’ lore, yonr two thousands. are . She'll not uk you for a cara firat-elau house. She'll

Dloae-the-door-beir

S—swa in after tbia." any, ‘ All aboard!'" (a tonch)

id turn them when i vulgar maguifleate r economy. She'll wt and nice in yonr e yon raeb a welnobomo that yon'U r higher than eve'.

aky'parlor, and gil

Shell ratertain’true friends and aatoniah yen with the new thonght how little happiness depends an money. She’ll make yon love home, (If you don't, you're a brute,) and teach you how to pity, while you acorn a poor fashionable society that thinks itoelf rich, and vainly trie# to think itself happy. .How, do not, I prey*yon, say ray more, “1 can't afford to marry. ~ , find the tree .woman, and yon can.

row away that cigar, bnrn up that itch cane, he sensible yourself, and k yonr wife in a aenaihls way. ‘Now Sammy, tell me, have yon d the store of JoaephT” “Ohyew rle.” " Well, then. What wrong did T do when they sold th.ir brother?"

onragolsti--'-*-^--* : tho doors and let the passengers pass from the sitting-room to the cars. Now

el'll,

Mptiblal^a n left tho depot.—JV. K Cbr. TVoj,

of the condne jo vaulted ro

(another tonoh,) a

K to mill in sacks thrown across the of bis home, when tho animal stumbled, and the grain fell to the jponad. He had not strength to raise

favor of him. But the nobleman

lulckly dismounted, and they lifted the grain to

the horse's back. John—for be was a gentleman too—lifted hia Kilsam'noca bonnet, and said: "My lord, bow

thank yon for your kindVary eaiuy, John,'-' replied

man. '■ Whenever yon see .

wili 1

-Mr. Gasper Fisher, . ountain near Ellenville, N. Y., having taken a young wife, was visited by what a local Paper atyles a “ akimmelton " party. They kept np x lively din with tinhorns and pans, shot guns, eta, until the bride at lost put her head ont of a window above red inquired if they "hadn't made

it two quarts of blood.

aist those of our readers who foraed in astronomy to find the

Bn bright stare forming what ia commonly known aa the Dipper, and from thenoe carry imaginary lines down to three smaller stars below the Dipper, thenoe obliqnely to the right, where the comet will be

nd. A spyglass or an opera glaaa be needed to assist the vision now, in a few days the comet’s tail will id ont olsarly, and a special search

wiU be unneoeaairy.

Cuumira Manana.—When table-to pa ad like articles of marble become soiled, they should Orel be gone ovo with a soft sponge and aome strong, but cold, Hoap-auds. This- will remove tho dirt and grease; the soap ia then washed off with clean water. When * he marble should bo rubbed over Inc powder of calcined tin, moistwith water, and applied with a eoahion of cotton. After robbing with thto for esbert tame, finish off by rnhbing with a pieoe of cotton flannel or*