STAB0FTHBCAF1

STAR OF THE CAPE.

CAPE MAY CITY, N. J., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 2, 1875,

NO, 25.

. BUSINESS CARDS.

OKA uau /.v it BOVMB-rCHXlxri/.'rti OfiUDB. «•. Tte-Rooflng a Sp«cl*]i T . nn »-■ Oip. Hmj city, T * DKO.,

«r •tnrl. C»pe JU, air. TiMa4ii n. bos*. FLOUR, FRED. FERTTLIZERS, Cl-ocvrln, Oyltcra, Eggs, Ac. Hot u cut U rsdsrsl r

i"). lo "radixc." The tendency t wM cdioiUy checked by lew, sided i operators who deeirad to “ nnloed;” b the nnlosding, onee inspected, ocarei ed the reelizing tendency Into s wil nngOTernsble rush, which speed! bronght rhin to thousands end long prostration upon prance. John' tew, who in December, 1718, was tbs idol ol Paris, reedy to perish of his celebrity, escaped with difficulty from the kingdom in December, 1780, hated, despised,

s Ids c

HcMakin’s ATLANTIC HOTEL, CAPE MAY, N. J.,

PROFESSIONAL CARDS. POITER A -MXOJt. ATTORN KYS-AT-LAW, BIUDOKTOX, X. J„ SV VIII allead Hi. CnnrU of Caps Mey. DR. T.H. WIL. 1.1A 91 BOM, i> e xv x i s r jr.

The Bey and hi. Deg.

the Danbury .Vn log, and when be

i, which be will do in jwme way, be ' ' a in tow pretty moSr all of th-

VThen at the table, be is

{ing around in hie chair, to the in | of the parents U. exchange .-inks with

_ ] that dog. He teachee the dog the ex- " this is worth oeedingly bad habits of tearing oxer the Ion are one of newly-planted ground, and coining into

- . the edge of the I the honae. He and that dog are' inwith her flret child, which itaelf waa walk at the depots and ahont 'Hu!'at I separable when ho can Ire at home, either still-born, or lired but a few people." He really loves the animal. It is well miuuloa. Now, by the character of the | " I have to git passengers, sir." I he does, lor no one elae does. To all Delaware code, the matter took thi. " Don't aaaa me back, Mr. Davey-1 others of the family the dog is an object

•bout yon ! Only the other ' of dread and dislike and .U.trust. The

returned from a May-day party

child is born it separates arid becomt distinct body with a distinct life fr that of tbo mother. In this case family physician said the child ne breathed. The heart beat, forhofel

worth little or nothing, was empty at ' ' France in the face.

ilh his great Lonisinna land scheme. The capital was one handrail millions of ■ 'Hires ol five hundred francs, wholly in the new treasury bearing fottr per cent, interest,

it acquired vogue in F. gland, where, also, it originated in the dodre to get rid of the pnblio debt by brilliant finance in of the homely and troublesome d of paying, it. In London, besides the original South Sea Company which began the frenxy, ihero wore

‘ f 0ntb " s^ te^ it Kverything

abont two hundred jomt-atook achemea, keep life in the infant, bnt tn rany of winch, u given in Anderaon'.; minnlM after irirth it wu entire!, dr ■History of Qommcrue^ are of alnuwt oflife. lire doetora having lid abmtrdriy. The urn railed aay preUy fully, the lawym for e nroieeta araa three hendrad day, comulted "the books," referring

with learned confidence to all eu ' authorities, until tho jury, after a

•hape ; that, if it were proved tnat tl baby was still-born, then Mrs. Hall share of her father's estate went to hi

tbers. But if .it were prove- „ child ires alive after birth, then I three hundred and ninety-two of yon on

its father, aa its heir, would enjoy the the curbstone,-and every one of yon

English right of "tenant by the ,idled -Hu' at me. One seised my lesy,” and have the nse and jneome sachel, another grabbed at my coat,

of the property during bra lifetime. He and another polled me backward by the —* tho real, though net formal, defend- ! cost toils. I believe you are that man !"

L Deed, air, I haint."

The case wsa tried, as all trach case* \ " Well, it's barely possible that I am ', at mneh length and considerable cx- jmiataken; bnthcre’aa charge that you

nae; physicians were called in totrati-' were lying on the walk drunk:" ■' “■ f ‘ is soon aa the f "I wasn't, sir; I was sitting up along-

' millions of pounds sterling, which w

itain. Shares in Sir Bichard leele'a "fiah pool for bringing fresh fish ' Loudon ” brought one hundred and

sixty pounds a share I Men paid sov-

JOIISI B. IICFFBAN,

H. F. BOVeiAM, ATTORNEY AT LAW AN DMASTER IN CHANCERY.

DB.J.F. UEAJUNB, DENTIST. OtTlCK RATH >—Tape Mar & IL, Tula.

MEDICITtES. KEARNEY'S rLCTD EXTRACT B UG HU >< Xalha only rraiady for < BBIGHT’8 DISEASE,

ig np to welcome arriving French- . and under the engraving a gaping Paris crowd could read: " In this land in mountains filled with gold, ailopi>er, lead, qnioksilver; and the «, not knowing their value, gladly excluinge pieces of gold and silver lor 'res. iron pots, a small looking-glare, ivon a little brandy." One picture addresaed lo pious aoula; f hat early day, as at present occasionally observed a curi banco between persons engaged in the promotion of piety and tlioao employed in the poshing of shares. This work exhibited a group of Indians kneeling •onto reverend fathers of the Booiety of Jesus. Under it wxa written "Indian Idolaters imploring Baptism.'

Itimulated by lying annoonosmenta of the sailing of great fleet* lorchandiso and colonials; of the arrival of vessels with freights milliona;''of then factory, wherein ti uen of tho Natchez employed; of the bringing of Louisiana uigote lo the mint lo be asre/ed; of the discovery in Arkansas of a great roc emerald, and the dispatch of Oaj Lahitpe with a file of twenty-lwo

_ toward lying out its "e rapt mi, whioh he nnmed New an*, in honor of hie patron, the sot The royal paper roes rapidly n - da now demand. Other schemra lowed, until John Law, through various companies, seemed about — " the kingdom of France by eon-

of this whirl of bnsinem, a mrr lana twenty feet wide and a quarter of mile long, was crowded with excited people from morning till night, and far Into the night, ao that the inhabitants of the quarter sent to the polide a formal complaint that they oonld got no i Nob Ire, lackeys, bishops, monks, ohanta, aoldien, womvn, pickpoc , all resorted to Le Roe, yelling, operating, snatching

Qnen

■f noisy nonfneion unexampled, o. hired all the vacant houses in a fortune by sob

jr'iEifcraetBudra Upssj&r KEARNEYS EXT. BUCHU

at the time, five hundred thonsand -twa, places in the pnbUc vehicles being engaged "two mouths in ad-

tw

gave them merely tho privilege of snb•cribing to a sail-cloth manufacturing _ . yet formed. There was, indeed, a great trade In "permits" lo

rpanire only planned.

Here ~

Puckle'

le gut _

' ' ‘ - the Irish

, for legal

purpoeee, tho child was alive, indigently, for the five minntes daring which it lay in the washbowl bath, and so g’ father tha enjoyment of a hi properly for the rust of his life.

re a few of the whenMs: F imp in PenneyIjanusi'*' P le gun;” settling *>.

‘recks to be fishrd f 1st;" horun and rattle

wnon and improvement ol

tunes;" insuraike of

iter fresh;" importing waln Virginia; improving 1* isa; porchaaing forfeited ril from eunflowera; plant-

■ and n

ail vet

lead;

making quicksilver malleable; rapturing "for importing a number ' asm from Spain in order propagate a larger kind of mnlea;" tred- " ' human hair; " for fatti .. . " for 'the eneonragetnent of the industrious;" perpetual motion; making

that did not tell five times its original prioe. As In France, ao in England, the long beads, like Sir Robert Walpole and Alexander Pope, began to think of " realizing'-' ' m they had gained a thousand per t. or ao upon their Teutons; and, in F days, realizing, hr its torn, became unia; and all those paper f ink and crumbled into noth!

pared to posh into this country and conquer their way in spite of our troops and of tho admonition of the government.. Thereanlt, we fear, will be this: A body of adventurous miners will penetrate into tire Black Hills in spite of our military poets. Tho Indians, Urns menaced, will attack and slay them. There will bo a contest ending in murder. Then tho whole Northwest will be aflame w venge. We shall have a “war feeling" on the frontier which it will be difllcult for the government to control or resist. Nothing bnt the firmest policy on the part of the President can 'arrest these oontingendis. He has promised, wisely, “ It the efforts of the government will to eztingniidi the Indi u»' title to the aek Hills courtly. This is unavoidable. It is contrary to reason and common

“ That's too fine a point to argnt Were yon drunk T" "Only sprung, sir; only a Uttl sprung." " That's juM as bad in tho sight o the law, and I ought to fine yon 8700." " Graahua 1 bnt I coold never pa

tokcepym

father falls and the me

moves about the stove or .. the yard. The grandmother nea in contact with him, bnt rs it is ngly and treacherous, ■equently entertains the most

kicked ; it barks at well-i lying on the stoop with doorway, and the door 1 shock. And it is a wL'

erects its tail ai

rcity at a 1

ie hen

pendage be

madly for the nearest fence. In all three tl: hearty sympathy of the hold that dog about tl has been afflicted, and i

Pet roil Free Pressing*.

Put tr

considering the j A Kansas farmer has disco the United States, say* | remedy for potato bugs, It .to have been an object i gage the farm. The rate of .

of rtarareh to the aborigine* ages ago,, lift every blessed bug over

Western ! highway.

Pennsylvania are fonud pits or wells ap-! A Virginia widow ride* w

patently dog for the purpose of collecting the oil, carefully timbered, and affording from the .growth of thi ' tpera the site evidences of an antiquity f from five hundred to one thonai 'rant. As early aa 1819, in boring irine on the Muskingum river, in Ohio, from a depth of four hundred feet obtained large quantities of mineral oil, which was a source of great annoyance the salt-makers. Tim oil coulil burned, as no lamps coold be foi

adapted to the purpose.

In August, 1859. a well was sunk by Drake, superintendent of tho Pennsylvania Oil Company, from which, at a ' seventy-two feet, a supply of ting to ten barrels or lour hnn-

dred gnlli

The si

lie boy when hi lie dreadful sits

■y go. bnt Uaqnything. Yon must : ly tlisappei

Shot by Lot. were drawn ont by lot be shot down in cold blood 1 This onmd recently in Spain. Fighting is .. ' "uragh it dora not diaworld very much.

They had done nothing—beyond fighting and periling tf ' " they believed in.

(he other side had brutally slaughtered a tier. Some wretch of had'outraged even the roles of bloody and killed them-after they had down tWarms-i And so it was ed that lots ahould should bo taken by''

Oh, tr

humanity! their sonla healthy bodies ’ with bul-

a poor fellow, almost ai sot, broke ax A bullet hi

o buy hM discharge ha eosmtey ttpou* pretty s|rassSiL‘r3

onod to tribes of w . No otw for a mon is the policy of this gov-

ernment to permit any part of its ' be locked np permanently the control of thieving Indian i tod-poor, untutored savages- Bnt let os to about this work in tho right way. bet n* extinguish the title of the Biouz to the reservation by honorable means. Let us recognize onr treaty obligations, and in opening the country to immigration and population let os not darken'-its young life by deeds of atrocity and perfidy. The Black Hills country, rich would not ba worth the oeenpatfon if the prioe we are to pay is dishonor

Owe of the Heavy Weights. A stranger with no guile in his face and no overcoat on his shoulders, wandered into a clothing stare in Newport, the other day, and asked if ha could be fitted with a spring overcoat. The proprietor promptly answered in the affirms-

than you take mo for." The storekeeper waa still confident that he bad coots that would answer. " I am a pretty heavy man," said the stranger.’ "I will bet you five dollars that you can't guess my weight into one hundred pounds. ’’ The manwasnot particularly large,andthma*touudifi;: challenge entirely diverted the seller of clothing from the ordinary s of his businraa. He took the

tired and sixty ponn'ds—the money put np in the hands of a third party,

started off for a pair *

“ No; my object would be in prison all your days." *

" Oh, let up on a feller," pleaded the prisoner. “This is tho first time, and it shall be the lust I've a large family, air, and they need my wages to get their

bread.”

His honor took a long tiino to think,

and then replied:

" Ifs wrong to lot yon off Tho citi-! be. He zona will condemn me, and .the news. I tion of t papers will blow at me, bnt I believe I'll back n<

give yon n show. Yon may go.

shall keep watch of yo

mend yoar wnyn right off ItfMcod of „ .

jelling • Hax !' at a man, do you smile, ' When yon see a and softly whisper: ‘Sir, ran I have the ; and tianseons, 1; pleasure of conveying yon to soma dcs- | with tracks abou ' prated point 1' Promise mo this!" j the boy who lire

The prisoner promised, and was nl- ! that the dog'lras lowed to disappear, limping sadly with boy.

sore heel.

— j Suake-tbai

A Lot* Story.

Some people who write books, says SI. Nicholas, never many. It's a pity, because those who write bookr are such good folks. Jacob and William Grimm, who wrote the fairy storim, were bachelors. They always lived together and worked together and wrote in a wonderfully contented way before either had a wife or children. At last, they thought it beat that* one of them ahould marry. Neither wanted a wife a bit—

which ahottld it be f

After long waiting, Jacob, tho elder brother, concluded to bo generona and aclf-forgetfnl, and relieve William of j hia share in tho difficulty by taking the 1 tliately

r grandest landscape to rem the foundation of his toil f, Some day tho dog sndde:

One morning, says a ncs's MimlMy, two snake at the hotel Around tl

in taking tl: jars in wit picking the

harden of a wife upon himself.

me young Indy, but

here be hesitated again and delayed, for not like to do the oonrtiug. William thought he would encourage him a little by going to see the young lady himself. He found her so handsome and engaging that he immediately fell in love with her, and to hia anrprise thing in tho world. Bnt tho lady was Jacob's jbyseleetion—now what waa to

love—he cannot wr

yon—what shall he dot"

'This is the moat joyful tidings 11

, l" said Jacob. '■ Let him havi her

—let him have her 1" And ho ;

" is trunk and started off for the Hartx

William married, and Jacob a re with him. In time ho loved Wilim's wife and little children very

Pne of then children became a noble

id useful man. And the two brothers ■ew old together, and when thq; it writing books of great leormitw they

did that other thing—they wrotd fair-,'

stone* for Uttls children.

This story of bachelor Jacob (

though wo hardly know

t they lay coiled, and, in up, the men placed their b reptile*.' months—tonta-

oneaf the bn imrao-

>n glands of the cobt

which followed this discovery, at ~ * xcecasion of weal" " "

lliar to all. Well

outh. Petroleum

it threw thousand v

idustry Iwgsn. we ight hundred f< partial exhaust

! a galls* n followed Hie history

ittons, Dio

lowing around that !

A blunt old lady ol fifty attend letion sale at a private bouse, and bedstead was put np she erei feeling of awe in the entire crov taming to the lady of tbe house an

' ta bedstead ever ba*

iccanse she was deaf, and he thought ihe'd keep her tongne still So she dill, >nt when ho fell into the well and yell,si ie wished that she had ears a foot long mil oonld hear a whisper -a mile away. Sunday, as a citizen entered the postifflce, hat ruined, coat wringing wet, ami he water running down-the back of his icck; ho was met by another citizen, vho pleasantly remarked: “Beautiful unfounded sight, si—you're a liar,

lir!” was the reply.

" Big Jock," the newsboy, looked ino a Michigan avenue saloon where a lozen men wen* playing cords, and standing in the door he called ont:

■There

and they ttunldcd out

Many e.mng Isilies who are seised with the spoiling man-a should try to spell their movhera at t'he waaktub. Thorn are now in Milan, as it k said, three hundred American girls studying singing with a view to tbe operatic stag*.

'crooked” whisky in

Secretory Bristow propose* to time .in .having it rectified. If a boy with a bean-shooter :

to. buckle right

law n

high te He

The

oatken

o found at greater depths

part of the civilized world. Already In wo find the shipments of petroleum I the Uuitod States to foreign port* .1 to nearly 28,000 barrels of forty ms each, and for tbe ton years endwith 1870, the exportation was 14,. 100 Iwrrels. By lar the greater |*irt

gallon, thu.*

a estimated at twenty-five cr 8144,(X R ” RKr

why,“(

a will lei

ighiai

girls who had t them,” be added.

i of tl

d Statu

and walked off

Tbe report of the burean of statistics at Washington give* the imports and ex-

’•—■y-".— - Z~~ I P«rta for the year ending December 81, y pounds of weights The store jgyg The imports, gold valuation at looked sad -and puzzled. With a ^ port „f shipment, amounted child tike Sod bland the <0*077.889,711. Tho exports, reduced

- to gold valuation, were, 8830,473,785.

In addition to this, .822,125,893 ol porta were re-exported, making the total of exports, gold value, 8042,599,62& ■Hik gives an excess of exports over imports, for. tha year, of 865^29.017. Three figures include Oie imports and exports of coin and bnllinn. Of these we imported, ti 1874, 816,263,804, and exported 873,727,075. Of this expert 86,182,882 eppearf'at foreign

Tver exported, leaving F

portarion at the native prod net

be added, foreign exports, 824, 968,204, making, is all, *881.330,192 of export*. Of this export, *56,263,496 wore domestic, and *7.308,829 foreign, gold and silver. Of the imports, *29, 748,439 ware in gold and sUvur. Tbe imports for 1874. It win thus be assn, 847,627,776 lees than for 1873. mid export, 811.969,«6 more th 1873. Wfaat is sometimes relict balance of trad* in 1878 was 86.832,706

by tbo crafty ai times the cobras advanced until a foot of my chair, bnt turned back at command of their masters. Daring tho enteitaiunleut one of the men playddat intervals upon a sort of flageolet. The stringing numbers of them together (s tho whips' of tho Furies were tirade), which tbe mon then hung

An exchange encourages the fa of the other peet-ridden 9tat** to imitate the example of their brethren of rota in fighting the hoppers, trench** and rollers hove bran used with excellent advantage, while those sheltered pit ipers tale refuge windy nights, tho torch* ployed with admirable results. It will "it down in despot-. Bail

ty be, '

deal w.

«, it is well t<

exceptionally favorable experience*. Tho ins* their appearance imusnidly

early. Two or three years ago they ap-

peared in Mina ’ * — -

ri during May in

Wherever they have eaten- down tl yonnjf wheat, that crop is of oonrae d rtroyod. There is plenty of time yet I plant com and raise a full crop. Pol toes, turnips, buckwheat, bean* an other vegetables may bs planted alb tbs'first of Jane and have plenty * pert*atsy a unlikely.

Admiral Porter's Wooing. Washington oomwpondent ol the Louisville Churlrr-Journal writes: Ad- ’ ‘ md Mis. Porter should be very t to young love, ‘for their friends say about them that Commodore Pat in, the father of Mrs. Porter, waa gi lueh trouble by hia young daughter : Midshipman Porter.

mtiruly subverted all the offleera Drat tbe enter a port and send the girls Lome. This

That for the releudii 3,496,806 barrels; ffe

1872, 3,754,060; for 1873, 5,937.041 for 1874, 5,878.578 barrels, ol whic

at nine-tentlis is refined oil

vim at the present reduced prioe

dno of the petroleum pre Duntry is very goal. The

ex)iort tor is *4, chiefly of refitted oil, at the mean price of 13.09 cents the gallon, equals 830,825,268. The prmeut annual consumption of the United mates is estimated at 1,500,000 barrels of refined petroleum, which, added to the export for 1874, gives a total of 7,378,000 barrels of refined oil. Tho retimstod production of erode bil for 1874 is not lees titan 10,687,930 Irarrels, or 29,282 daily. Already in 1870, when the production

»e Baptism o ie Pall .Vail

i.lge at Arles,

Unary popular

•ersion, known as the " Baptism iBulls." Near the town is an nso plain called tlie Oatnarguc, wl iHituib*' of cattle nmrally gr> zc ice. During great public festiv sever, a largo amphitheater is fort carta and hurdles, which serve to e the Iralf-rirele. A straight lilt* n drawn with a plow between the mities of the carve, and this open ce is toward tho Oamargne. A • of bulls are then driven into the ua ao formed. They .inaUnUy pasture, but they tup stopped by ad sidy

Tbe plow-mil foot, who m

r -fugitii

it, it

11s of th*

wss said that ilie petkolenm United Stutea yielded in ■ annual production of the win of New England at the tin greatest prosperity.

The IWlowing is a summary of the lit of the investigation in regard to 1 health of pupils in public schools, re 'T Dr. D, F. Lin min before the Ame m social Science Convention: First, -School-work, if performed i unsuitable atmosphere, is peculiarly productive of nervous fatigue, irritolnlily

■suitable "

J* chiefly

auee air, or air "that is ' ' Bush tbe face or cold enc

to chill the feet, or that is “ burnt' Infected with noxious fumes of sul; Third. Very few schools arc quite

from these-faults.

fofmlndde-

pendent mostly u)

upline, a

1 how much is aotnnlly

Fifth. The amount of stedy required is not often been found would harm scholars who* otherwise well eared for. Sixth. Teachers who nrgi id the roles61 health seem to be almost irtoin lo become sickly

■Seventh.

s peculiarly iea,-but wt

the present fashion of dress gymnast * impracticable far larger girls. Eighth. The health of girls st the j riod of the development of the menel ' function ought to be watched o " by panonspc

by the horns, throw

them down, and apply * racli from among those bearing nea of the rattle owners of tl Camarguo. As, hownqer, branding tl boll is conoidered a great honor, tl Irandaomert spectatress of the sports led forward to give th* unfortunate at mal his fiery "baptism." Such is tl soenrf with which the opening of tl

bridge of Arles was eelebraUsl the otheF i

day. The men Uke*l It, the women lik* It, and it is to be hoped tluit the bnl

liked it, too.

Oierfceding Ministers. Christian al Work has an article o overfeeding mulLst<m that r**nd» ns fo liuister Ilian to aoce)it sn invitation t parishioner's house, and sit-an hour t so in the evening at the tabla with collection of pleasant people 1 But that it kills ministers. Hot fresh biscuit, oysters, and cold tongue

dull brain, poor a late snppera are dt

o they.de.

night, ami Vtp.

or. if railing t bo in the early ig him time to get

him to tea, then let of the week, giv his gustaliry

r good fowl, and rapacity to re temptation in that direction is not on their strong points.

A Isiy in New Haven, a few days ago, juietly transferring a card bearing -the lords "take one " from a pile of handTbc latest tiling out in the line of s-lebration is a reunion on the grounds of-Dr. Bullard of New Haven, a praoticig pdiyticiau for fifty yearn, of about ,060 persons at whose- birth he proissionally. assiatetl. A isirtv of young girls were driving way on an expedition for trailing touted to her daughter in tho party: If yon see any boss rrdiah on tho way, [iraudy, don't you forgit to git it." GUI Deacon Roberta was worked up to e of enthuarasm in a revival exhorting tho unconverted to ra Irora the wrath to come before it us too late; for, said hi-, “tbe Charles Britton, of Pennsylvania, shot imaolf because lie bad tho dyspepsia, i'hat would he have dene to himself if

y other great nlfliction 1 J. L. Howell, a Presbyterian [innrapolis, Minn., bung him-' ays ago. Within a year his eu found dead iu her bed, ter bail been drowned, and These afflictions had greatly its are warned beforehand nrth centennial ol the die111011* by Christopher Colnmin 1892, that they may noLex-

The Troy Times saya: It is a fact that well known politician of this city freineutly bargains to bead snbscription ists f*.r charitable and other pnrponca rith a liberal tlgnic, the understanding .-ing that ho shall not bn called upon > liny a cent. H> liberality is tho maget which attracts otbera. Th* Colonel D. K. Anthony, editor of lie Leavenworth Timer*, who was recentt fatally shot by another editor, was a rothir bf Susan II. Anthony. Tho I'asliinglon Star Uiinks B a little singuir that editora should indnlge in shootrg one auotlier when they are theirgcta of ail many unreasonable people ntside of tlieir profrarion. That's n ict. That oarprt,” said a dialer to in old inner tho other day, “ that carpet is nc dollar thirty-five per yard; but.

wife: “I

nty.” While ho y funner proudly as ever jnct him befon

* cutting

Moriar, sec what 'ti* to have a hus-

band who looks ourartishl”

There is lomething touching in the listress of a dog in Steubenville, Ohio, in the occasion of Ids master's recent lentil. For a long time alter the death ic would hot snffer any one to approach lie lusty. When at length he was with liffirulty decoyed into another room, he closed to eat, and attacked every one

rho approached with such vi

ir safety to

-r. Leech's lost sketch re,

i lman and Ids "rife. The man st his hat, his hair looked aa if it •ran polled and twisted' in all directions, his eyes were black end iwbllon, bis nose was broken, and hia clothes were in more than their natural tatters. His wife was rrpnoching him tor his folly in miming'into a fight, and, :>y way of-reply, be rays: .“ Whisht, Biddy, whisht—it's mate and drink to

The Bod an [ass., went They were «

Gun Club of Springfield, it to shoot at a mark, ng, drinking, and firing on a wall, when a ahabfellow sauntered up to

m party. They took him for the owner ' the place, and asked the privilege of ratinning the sport, cordially inviting him in lieuof recompense to join In their refreshment The man graciously complied, and, after ho had greedily filled , '~-'lf with choice viands and liquor one away, they learned that he was a tramp. The real owner of the xniod appeared and drove them off.

flight of Charira X. hi

Uie|

The Young Man's Clock. A young man ont West was courting pretty girl bnt her motlicr would not penult him to slay after ten o'clock, greatly to his and her daughter's disLsst Now Year's day that young . resented the old lady with a patent nf great "beauty and Ingenuity, prospective mother-in-law was greatly pleased, and gave her old ticker 'ho lived in tlie neigh-